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    Actual, molten lava floods into Peter. It explodes into existence somewhere in his stomach and climbs all the way up to his ears. He’s on fire from the inside out, his ears ringing as his mortification mounts.

    “Hooh boy,” Wade says, for some reason still in the bathroom. “Super sorry about this, Petey-pie. I mean, I didn’t know what was going on in here when I walked in, and then when I did know, I couldn’t just walk back out—"

    “I’m going to kill you,” Peter hisses.

    Or: Wade keeps catching Peter in the act. Peter might seriously, actually die.

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    "They always insist on going down on me and I have to pretend like they’re The One who’s finally good at it. But no one’s good at it. It’s just something that doesn’t feel good.”

    Wade’s eye twitches.

    Peter glares at him. “Say it.”

    “I’m afraid I’m going to have to insist that they’re all bad at it, baby boy.”

    Or: Peter has never had a good experience getting head. Wade swears he can change his mind.

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    The gas is still permeating the room. Peter wasn’t suspecting it — there was nothing about this guy to suggest he had any sort of experience engineering neurochemicals — and thus, Peter was unprepared. There was no time to escape.

    “I mean, this shit won’t work on me ‘cause of my healing factor," Wade continues. "And everybody knows that Spidey’s a beta!”

    The criminal glowers, hunched desperately over his gas canister on the other side of the room. Wade’s right that the dude is out of options, but he’s wrong about Peter being a beta. It’s not his fault — that’s exactly what Peter led everyone to believe.

    Or: Wade discovers that Spidey is an omega.

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    After two years of noncommittal sex:

    Remus tells Sirius that he loves him. Sirius firmly rejects him. Remus tries to move on. Sirius is not happy.

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    Remus Lupin becomes king of the cockroaches, Fabian Prewett writes a book, Gilderoy Lockhart is a catfish, and Sirius Black realizes he's a fucking idiot.

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    08 Oct 2021

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    GROVELLING YESSS!!! witty banter, side splittingly funny, mostly accurate characterisation

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    Xie Lian found something in himself that he thought was gone—worn away with every mistake he had made.

    Faith.

    His arms opened, and the child was hesitant—but eventually, he fell into them, his body trembling with silent sobs.

    "I remember you," he whispered again, voice breaking as Hong-er clung to him.

    I remember you.

    I remember you.

    I will always, for as long as I live, remember you.

    (A re-telling of TGCF where Xie Lian has his cursed shackle placed in his eyes, blinding him. And yet, through all of his struggles; there is always someone watching over him.)

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    23 Jul 2023

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    The Holy Grail of all fics verging in canon in terms of perfection. It’s so lovely to see the authors skill and confidence improve through the fic

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