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    They don't.

    Until they can't help it.

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    Welcome to force freaks, the twice monthly podcast with poplitealqueen, Punsbulletsandpointythings, LaceFedora, and Dr.FumblesMcStupid

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    “I love you, and I’m forming a committee about it.”

    Fitzroy spluttered on a laugh. “A committee? And what is the purpose of this committee, my Lord Mdang? I believe it has to be, what, two sentences or less?”

    “The purpose is to love you.”

    “Ah, truly poetic simplicity,”

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    Cliopher gets his shit together, weaponizes parliamentary procedure in his own brain, and finally does some self-examination and clear communication. Fitzroy is just happy to be here.

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    27 Nov 2024

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    In which a flowering fairy orchard introduces a troubling new idea to Childermass and Segundus. (Sex. The idea is sex.)

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    26 Nov 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 70

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    In which Maria Absalom revisits Segundus's dreams and strikes up a bit of something. Well, more than a bit of something. Meanwhile, cakes are consumed, cows are displaced, and Segundus masters the art of magical gardening. Also: Childermass.

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    26 Nov 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 18

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    Recently dumped university student Kip Mdang is taken on an impromptu holiday to southern Kavanor to forget his woes; you won’t believe what happens next!!!

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    the one where Fitzroy attempts to chat up bb!Kip in a pub.

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    29 Oct 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 25

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    Five (and a half) times Cliopher doesn't notice getting propositioned at the Jubilee, plus one time he does (and one time he does the propositioning).

    response to a kinkmeme prompt: If Fitzroy decides to keep his name and fanoaship quiet during the Jubilee, he runs the risk of people finding out he and Kip aren't married yet and taking what they think is their last chance to shoot their shot with Kip. Bonus points if all the courtly euphemistic proposals continue to fly right over Kip's head but Fitzroy perceives every one and is Not Pleased.

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    29 Oct 2024