Power_Taco
Fandoms
- RWBY (240)
- Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) (1)
Recent works
-
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Background
- Coco Adel/Velvet Scarlatina
- Raven Branwen/Summer Rose/Taiyang Xiao Long
- very minor - Relationship
- Qrow Branwen/Robyn Hill
- Ruby Rose (RWBY)
- Weiss Schnee
- Coco Adel
- Summer Rose (RWBY)
- very minor blake belladonna
- Modern
- ruby is bad at mistralian (spanish)
- maybe weiss can help
- coco is the best and worst friend
- summer rose lives
- big mom energy
- Misunderstandings
Summary
Weiss was shocked it was happening, but she wasn't going to complain. Being asked to spend time with the girl she had the tiniest crush on? She'd make sure Ruby Rose was hooked on her by the end of their little outing no matter what!
Series
- Part 12 of Promptmas 2024
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Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Cinder Fall/Winter Schnee
- Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Maria Calavera/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Maria Calavera/Ruby Rose
- Jacques Schnee/Willow Schnee
- Cinder Fall
- Winter Schnee (RWBY)
- background minor
- Ruby Rose (RWBY)
- Weiss Schnee
- Maria Calavera
- the shadow people
- Ferdinand the Beowolf
- in the nothing bad happened au
- cinder is in atlas academy
- she's really bored
- a teacher offers an advanced program
- can she make winter have fun for once?
- she'll try at least darn it
- Weiss is
- really - Freeform
- Useless
- winter had so much faith in her
- references
- You know to what
- snarky and troublemaking cinder fall
- jacques has black hair so he's not a douche in this
Summary
Joining the academy was Cinder's ticket away from her mother. They wouldn't stand to let that necklace be on her any longer, and so she earned her freedom earlier.
When she's given the chance to do something more advanced she nearly jumps at it to escape crushing boredom. A lot of things could be said about Winter Schnee, but Cinder was never bored around her.
Series
- Part 11 of Promptmas 2024
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Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Pyrrha Nikos/Whitley Schnee
- Background
- Maria Calavera/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Maria Calavera/Ruby Rose
- Maria Calavera/Weiss Schnee
- Pyrrha Nikos
- Whitley Schnee
- minor - Character
- Weiss Schnee
Summary
The idea for them to just take a road trip of all things had seemed so delightfully silly, and yet the more she thought about it, the more fun it had seemed.
They’d loaded up, borrowed a nice RV, and were now slowly touring all over the continent seeing so many fun, and wonderful things, making great memories, and truly bonding with each other.
It was often said it was hard to get to really know someone before you lived with them, and Pyrrha was proud to say that if this was any indication of what the future had in store for them, then they’d be very happy indeed.
Series
- Part 10 of Promptmas 2024
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The tale of the ultimate huntress, and housewife Ruby Rose, and her badass wife, Weiss Schnee! by Power_Taco
Fandoms: RWBY
10 Dec 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- mentioned
- Blake Belladonna/Yang Xiao Long
- Ruby Rose (RWBY)
- Weiss Schnee
- Yang Xiao Long
- future rem au
- marg's future au to be specific
- they did all the art
- praise them
- huntress ruby rose
- part time huntress and sdc CEO weiss schnee
- the good kind
- Dorks in Love
- they know each other really well
- not just because they're married
Summary
In Ruby's opinion life with Weiss gets better every day. She gets to go out, and help people by fighting Grimm, and Weiss gets to help people by making things better with the company.
She knows Weiss is really tired sometimes though so it's up to her to make sure she has the best day ever anytime she can. Weiss deserves it after all.
Series
- Part 9 of Promptmas 2024
-
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Maria Calavera/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Maria Calavera/Ruby Rose
- Background
- Raven Branwen/Summer Rose
- Blake Belladonna/Penny Polendina
- others implied
- Ruby Rose (RWBY)
- Summer Rose (RWBY)
- Weiss Schnee
- Maria Calavera
- Raven Branwen
- Blake Belladonna
- Penny Polendina
- mentioned - Character
- Yang Xiao Long
- Taiyang Xiao Long
- Ozpin (RWBY)
- Part of blairtherwbyfan's death's parade au
- Modern AU
- weiss is a dryad
- Ruby is human
- or is she
- maria is an elder god
- blake is a wild one
- penny is a dulluhan
- Ruby is unphased by literally all of this
- REMARKABLY so
Summary
Ruby is in a bit of a bind. She's promised to go to prom, but her friends are going with each other. When she finds a harmless looking book that details a way to get what she wants...well what else can she do?
Series
- Part 8 of Promptmas 2024
Recent series
-
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Maria Calavera/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Blake Belladonna/Yang Xiao Long
- Emerald Sustrai/Yang Xiao Long
- Blake Belladonna/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Pyrrha Nikos/Whitley Schnee
- Blake Belladonna/Weiss Schnee
- Penny Polendina/Ruby Rose
- Qrow Branwen/Robyn Hill
- Lie Ren/Nora Valkyrie
- mentioned
- Jaune Arc/Jessica Cruz/Pyrrha Nikos
- Ilia Amitola/Neon Katt
- potential ot4
- no spoiler on thatone
- minor - Relationship
- Amber & Ruby Rose (RWBY)
- Ilia Amitola/Emerald Sustrai
- Maria Calavera/Ruby Rose
- background mention of death's whiterose
- Ilia Amitola/Ruby Rose
- Ilia Amitola/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Ruby Rose/Nora Valkyrie
- Background
- Raven Branwen/Summer Rose
- Blake Belladonna/Penny Polendina
- others implied
- Maria Calavera/Weiss Schnee
- Cinder Fall/Winter Schnee
- Jacques Schnee/Willow Schnee
- Coco Adel/Velvet Scarlatina
- Raven Branwen/Summer Rose/Taiyang Xiao Long
- very minor - Relationship
- Ruby Rose (RWBY)
- everyone really
- Emerald Sustrai
- Yang Xiao Long
- Blake Belladonna
- Weiss Schnee
- Lie Ren
- Nora Valkyrie
- Maria Calavera
- Qrow Branwen
- Robyn Hill
- Taiyang Xiao Long
- mentioned - Character
- Raven Branwen
- Summer Rose (RWBY)
- Ilia Amitola
- Sun Wukong (RWBY)
- Penny Polendina
- Cinder Fall
- Afteran Blacksmith (RWBY)
- minor - Character
- Ozpin (RWBY)
- Pyrrha Nikos
- Whitley Schnee
- Winter Schnee (RWBY)
- background minor
- the shadow people
- Ferdinand the Beowolf
- Coco Adel
- very minor blake belladonna
- promptmas index
- Send Me Your Prompts
- Modern AU
- promptmas is here
- SO
- Fear
- ooooo
- anyway
- a story about moving on
- And Reconnecting
- with a lost love
- once you've both grown as people
- and how that can make all the difference
- maria is a local legend/myth
- look i don't know why you thought she wasn't showing up
- it is me we're talking about
- magic baby
- Snow
- Fluff
- AU
- the maidens watch over the world from above
- there are other minor gods who deal with stuff down below too
- but maidesn are top of the heirarchy
- Whiterose
- jailbirds
- because i love them and you can't stop me
- au remnant
- ilia has a plan
- a very gay one
- if only everything would go right
- or just anything at this point
- can she pull a win anyway
- ruby and ilia
- are dating
- and working on a game together
- they go to a con to get motivation
- and maybe find an artist
- wonder what they'll find
- Ilia is not the useless one
- she is wearing glasses though
- cuz as ruby said glasses ilia is hot
- she does wear contacts sometimes though
- Idiots in Love
- au after the election party
- Nora pov
- nora gets her life in order
- learns who she is
- As She Deserves
- thankfully she has really great friends along the way to help
- sugar rush - Freeform
- open ended for other things depending on how people want it to go
- Penny Lives
- we treat nora as the smart gal she is
- and not the chibi who knows nothing
- they're so stupid
- what's the opposite of genre savy
- genre dumbasses
- that's them
- almost too stupid to live
- i love them
- Car Trouble
- spooky house
- probably nothing
- Part of blairtherwbyfan's death's parade au
- weiss is a dryad
- Ruby is human
- or is she
- maria is an elder god
- blake is a wild one
- penny is a dulluhan
- Ruby is unphased by literally all of this
- REMARKABLY so
- future rem au
- marg's future au to be specific
- they did all the art
- praise them
- huntress ruby rose
- part time huntress and sdc CEO weiss schnee
- the good kind
- Dorks in Love
- they know each other really well
- not just because they're married
- in the nothing bad happened au
- cinder is in atlas academy
- she's really bored
- a teacher offers an advanced program
- can she make winter have fun for once?
- she'll try at least darn it
- Weiss is
- really - Freeform
- Useless
- winter had so much faith in her
- references
- You know to what
- snarky and troublemaking cinder fall
- jacques has black hair so he's not a douche in this
- Modern
- ruby is bad at mistralian (spanish)
- maybe weiss can help
- coco is the best and worst friend
- summer rose lives
- big mom energy
- Misunderstandings
- Words:
- 41,396
- Works:
- 12
- Bookmarks:
- 4
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The life and times of the ever growing Schnee family by Power_Taco
Fandom: RWBY
- Not Rated
- No Archive Warnings Apply, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- F/F, F/M, Multi
- Series in Progress
15 Nov 2024
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Maria Calavera/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Pyrrha Nikos/Whitley Schnee
- Cinder Fall/Winter Schnee
- mentioned
- Qrow Branwen/Robyn Hill
- Willow Schnee/Being a Good Mother
- Blake Belladonna/Yang Xiao Long
- emerald sustrai/ilia amitola/penny polendina
- Background
- Ghira Belladonna/Kali Belladonna
- Willow Schnee/being a balling mother
- Maria Calavera/Ruby Rose
- implied
- Jaune Arc/Jessica Cruz
- Lie Ren/Nora Valkyrie
- willow schnee/being a mom
- Ruby Rose
- Weiss Schnee
- Maria Calavera
- Winter Schnee
- Whitley Schnee
- Willow Schnee
- Pyrrha Nikos
- Cinder Fall
- Winter Schnee (RWBY)
- Larry
- Baconator the third
- Ruby Rose (RWBY)
- Vincent Viscount
- Baconator the third (Boarbatusk)
- Gigas (The Arma Gigas)
- Blook (the apathy)
- Vincent Viscount the Grimm Penguin
- Klein Sieben
- baconator III
- the boarbatusk
- blook
- the apathy - Character
- Eddie Whitley's nevermore
- minor - Character
- Robyn Hill
- Qrow Branwen
- mentioned - Character
- Yang Xiao Long
- Lie Ren
- Nora Valkyrie
- Blake Belladonna
- After beacon
- no salem or maidens
- but still grimm
- jacques got kicked to the curb
- willow and her kids restore SDC to its proper place
- by kids i mean willow has adopted all her kids Significant others as kids now
- no one is complaining
- except her actual kids
- time for a fun adventure
- to surprise their work wives
- and husbands
- whitley doesn't care if you call him a work wife though tbh
- really chill about it
- he gets to date pyrrha so he's winning at life anyway
- is it crack?
- maybe a smidge
- just the tiniest bit
- just fluff
- and cute goobers
- cause i love them
- and you can't stop me
- without a mastercard
- your move - Freeform
- cinder is finding family
- despite her best attempts not to
- willow is a great mother
- trying so freaking hard you guys
- lil fun
- lil crack
- lil heartwarming moments
- death's whiterose
- cinwin
- Mac2
- winter suffers for our amusement
- willow is a great mom
- lil fluff
- lil heartwarming fun
- look you know what you're getting into with me
- the introduction of team crimson
- It's not what you think
- slaps fic
- this can fit so many references into it
- can you spot them all?
- i can't
- Schnee Family
- they're all just so cute together
- lil humor
- Heartwarming fluff
- sprinkle some crack on it and evade the cops
- the usual
- Willow trolls her kids sometimes
- just a little
- RWBY - Freeform
- and promptmas
- Winter gets something she's always wanted
- But at what cost?
- red shirts might die
- but i mean if you don't know their names do they even count?
- Red shirts get no say in if they count or not
- schnee family au
- the adventures of team crimson
- who now have merchandise
- join them as they try to have a normal mission for once
- as their partners longingly
- Miss them
- and then put their foot into their mouth
- and third wheel
- it's wild
- they are the references you think they are
- Free day
- what hijinks could they get up
- lots of them - Freeform
- is it all a set up
- Maybe - Freeform
- sf au
- you can pick the when though
- tis a lil gift
- baconator has a sweater now
- so does blook
- maria made em
- hour or less challenge
- point redemption
- for blair
- who wanted warhammer 40k in the au
- SO
- get ready for this one
- you know anything about warhammer 40k
- me either
- setting up these battles to see who wins takes a lil time sadly
- kinda makes me want to write mordheim again but nobody but me likes that one lol
- apologizing for nothing
- the sdc finally found a company more greedy than they were under jacques
- inventing new tech to play a game
- yes - Freeform
- blake is weird
- even to other cat faunus
- Words:
- 57,670
- Works:
- 10
- Bookmarks:
- 12
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Cinder Fall/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Qrow Branwen/Robyn Hill/Winter Schnee
- Maria Calavera/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Maria Calavera/Ruby Rose
- Maria Calavera/Weiss Schnee
- Cinder Fall/Winter Schnee
- Willow Schnee/Being a good mom
- Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee/Ciel Soliel
- pi braine/absolute insanity
- others
- depends on how much you hate/dislike jaune
- so up to reader interpretation
- maria calavera/ruby rose/cinder fall/weiss schnee
- Coco Adel/Blake Belladonna/Yang Xiao Long
- if you interpret it as crack or in a certain way then
- Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee/Emerald Sustrai
- Penny Polendina/Ruby Rose
- Penny Polendina/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Penny Polendina/Weiss Schnee
- implied
- Pyrrha Nikos/Jessica Cruz/Jaune Arc
- Ilia Amitola/Emerald Sustrai
- Background
- Qrow Branwen/Robyn Hill
- maybe sort of - Relationship
- Pyrrha Nikos/Ruby Rose
- Pyrrha Nikos/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Pyrrha Nikos/Weiss Schnee
- Pyrrha Nikos/Whitley Schnee
- Blake Belladonna/Winter Schnee/Yang Xiao Long
- Ilia Amitola/Ruby Rose
- Ilia Amitola/Weiss Schnee
- Ilia Amitola/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Ruby Rose/Nora Valkyrie/Weiss Schnee
- Pyrrha Nikos/Jaune Arc
- Qrow Branwen/Clover Ebi/Robyn Hill/Winter Schnee
- May Marigold/Winter Schnee
- Neopolitan/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Jaune Arc/Jessica Cruz
- Jessica Cruz/Pyrrha Nikos/Jaune Arc
- ruby rose/trifa/weiss schnee/maria calavera
- Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee/Trifa
- Lie Ren/Nora Valkyrie
- Pyrrha Nikos/Jaune Arc/Jessica Cruz
- Blake Belladonna/Yang Xiao Long
- Raven Branwen/Summer Rose
- mentioned
- Qrow Branwen/Winter Schnee
- Jaune Arc/Jessica Cruz/Pyrrha Nikos
- background and minor
- Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee/Nora Valkyrie
- Ozpin/Salem (RWBY)
- Arthur Watts/Being a DICK
- Blake Belladonna/Ruby Rose
- Blake Belladonna/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Ruby Rose (RWBY)
- Weiss Schnee
- Cinder Fall
- Winter Schnee (RWBY)
- mentioned - Character
- Qrow Branwen
- Robyn Hill
- Lie Ren
- Yang Xiao Long
- Blake Belladonna
- Maria Calavera
- Willow Schnee
- Ciel Soleil
- Neon Katt
- background - Character
- Jessica Cruz
- Jaune Arc
- Pyrrha Nikos
- Emerald Sustrai
- Zwei (RWBY)
- Penny Polendina
- Team RWBY
- Team JNPR
- Taiyang Xiao Long
- Ilia Amitola
- Tock (RWBY)
- Whitley Schnee
- The corpse of Jacques Schnee
- Like all of them really
- Glynda Goodwitch
- Nora Valkyrie
- Raven Branwen
- Summer Rose (RWBY)
- some random guy
- Neopolitan (RWBY)
- Clover Ebi
- May Marigold
- Team JNR
- Oscar Pine
- Ozpin (RWBY)
- Amber (RWBY)
- Jacques Schnee
- Trifa (RWBY)
- Salem (RWBY)
- Arthur Watts
- Vincent Viscount
- cinder and weiss
- want to date ruby
- bring her into the relationship
- but she's so clueless
- how can they get her attention?
- are they ready for if they do?
- promptmas 2023
- Humor
- based off and inspired by The Reaper's Whiterose
- after the fic
- because i like to pretend i'm funny
- Schnee Family
- Snowfall
- death's whiterose
- cinwin
- willow is on the road to mom redemption
- she has adopted them all
- she aint need no man
- an au after the war
- but where maria is young and hot
- and the war didn't last quite so long
- not specifically because she's young and hot
- or entirely
- but it could have played a part
- Altered Path compliant
- 1st solstice together
- potential set ups
- if part 2 every happens
- 40k
- weiss is an inquisitor
- ruby and maria are in her retinue
- Ruby is a tech priest
- maria is a drukari banshee
- but convert of ynnead
- Winter is also an inquisitor
- cinder is a sanctioned psyker
- pyromaniac of course
- Necrons
- what if i don't know the 40k lore?
- no one does
- Don't worry
- especially not GW
- Modern AU
- and they were ROOMMATES
- and class partners
- but it's an important grade
- so maybe summoning a god would help?
- gods exist in this world
- but people consider it kinda wishy washy
- cause they usually only talk to their high priest/ess
- so most people are like yeah not sure i believe that
- but what if you made a new one?
- then you'd get a direct line to them!
- Ruby is a firefighter
- she rescues weiss from a burning building
- what she can't rescue is a clue
- from weiss's pov at least
- emerald is just tired of it
- but enjoys the money
- Weiss has the perfect plan
- you wouldn't believe it
- weiss is slightly overdramatic
- penny is an indulgent girlfriend
- they both are plotting a surprise for ruby
- a surprise heist!
- some cute fluff
- just a lil arson
- for weiss
- as a treat
- she deserves it
- Whiterose being cute
- Weiss has a mystery to solve
- other people's opinions are not asked for
- or wanted
- lil bit o crack
- Weiss is in charge
- everyone just kinda needs to get used to it
- Fox Faunus Weiss
- has ears and tail
- Schnee's tall Weiss au
- or rather 'i have evidence' tall weiss is real!
- Weiss knows she's the best
- fated meeting
- Space AU
- WR meet in space
- but it's not WFM
- wild i know
- be gay do crimes
- i don't care what their other name is
- i'm using this one
- V9 eppy au
- takes place the night before Team RWBY return
- ilia and emerald fluff
- ilia remains dramatic as hell
- can two gay villains find love with each other after failing to find it with others?
- probably
- i mean the tags say yes
- no salem au
- they're all huntresses
- cinder as always
- has plans
- that she never lets winter in on
- For reasons
- DWR and JB in background
- cinwin think they're sneaky
- they're really really not
- lil silly
- based off the super awesome dragon weiss au
- by amelia-yapp
- this is for them
- they don't have an ao3
- so you know
- dragon weiss au
- Anime Convention
- weiss is a secret in the closet gamer anime nerd
- super popular college student by day
- nerd by night
- ruby rose is an actress for a popular anime
- pyrrha is a cosplayer on a pro level
- weiss attends a convention they'll be at
- white cheese returns
- i know what the abbreviation says
- it fits weiss
- SCU
- dwr timeline
- the real timeline imo
- promptmas
- who can cook
- Spoilers
- Some of them
- smart people know their limits
- real smart people cheat
- lil bit of crack
- happy bday dren!
- Weiss is the most useless of all lesbians
- not pizza au levels
- but pretty bad
- she gets there though
- it's easier for her to murder than ask woman on a date
- willow is really the best mom
- who needs no man
- or woman
- Romance
- Comedy
- Crack
- happy birthday drenosa!
- 31 days of promptmas
- A gift fic for every day
- this is the index
- some people asked for crack
- Goth Ruby
- mega nerdy weiss
- ruby is a new transfer student
- weiss is hooked
- her first human bday!
- FrosenSteel
- happy bday kinda
- name the betta fish
- penny does get a human body though
- just recently
- jessica is here because it's not fair she's not
- just give her to us dc
- you don't like her anyway
- blind dates
- OR IS IT
- dundundun
- tragedy milfs
- without the tragedy this time
- College AU
- With A Twist
- I apologize for nothing
- the au no one ever asked for but I wanted to do anyway
- Strawberry Swirl
- weiss is on a journey
- a quest
- to find ice cream she likes
- her favorite if you will
- can she find it
- before National Girlfriend Day is over
- jailbreak specialist
- in spaaaaaace
- the final frontier
- These Are The Voyages
- of a 1 shot crew
- Or Is It?
- idk anymore man
- Caretaking after an injury
- inspired by 'Silver Wings'
- it's canon to that story
- except all the parts that don't fit
- since the story isn't done yet lol
- winter loves penguins
- the dawn of the final promptmas
- burning whiterose
- the team is just chillin
- then all of a sudden
- Cinder Fall - Freeform
- just is like
- i have all this trauma
- love me
- it's slightly more complicated
- but if you wanted the elevator pitch there it is
- Winter saves weiss from her father and with qrow the team starts a journey
- i picked these at random
- so merry xmas kinda
- even though there's no xmas themes
- idk man
- rng is rng
- pyrra lives
- plot magic
- rusted knight - Freeform
- tarnished spartan au
- is crwby can't make wr interact then by god pyrrha will do it
- pyrrha will give her therapy
- highly rated local deities
- many positive reviews
- jacques is not the devil incarnate in this
- Or Is he?
- salem and ozpin totally normal people
- or are they?
- I'll Never Tell
- Ozpin owns an arcade
- but has to sell it due to family issues
- Ruby wants to run it herself for sentimental reasons
- can she manage to turn a profit and secure the arcades future?
- BL has named the trio
- hailstorm
- established ladybug
- weiss is oblivious
- as requested!
- RWBY - Freeform
- and promptmas
- Winter gets something she's always wanted
- But at what cost?
- red shirts might die
- but i mean if you don't know their names do they even count?
- Red shirts get no say in if they count or not
- CRD
- Chasing Rainbow Dust
- Role Reversal
- or rather personality swap
- weapon nut weiss
- shy introverted lesbean ruby
- smug arrogant ilia
- Words:
- 132,100
- Works:
- 32
- Bookmarks:
- 6
-
Vytal 2024 entries by Power_Taco
Fandom: RWBY
- Not Rated, Teen And Up Audiences
- No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- F/F
- Series in Progress
01 Nov 2024
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Ruby Rose/Nora Valkyrie
- Weiss Schnee/Nora Valkyrie
- Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee/Nora Valkyrie
- Maria Calavera/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Maria Calavera/Weiss Schnee
- Maria Calavera/Ruby Rose
- Blake Belladonna/Ruby Rose
- Blake Belladonna/Weiss Schnee
- Blake Belladonna/Maria Calavera
- Maria Calavera/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee/Blake Belladonna implied
- Ilia Amitola/Emerald Sustrai
- Ilia Amitola/Ruby Rose
- Ilia Amitola/Weiss Schnee
- Ilia Amitola/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- mentioned
- Blake Belladonna/Yang Xiao Long
- Penny Polendina/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- implied
- Qrow Branwen/Robyn Hill
- Qrow Branwen & Penny Polendina
- Cinder Fall/Winter Schnee
- potential for others - Relationship
- maybe i'll be daring this time and do
- Carmine Esclados/Ruby Rose
- Carmine Esclados/Maria Calavera/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Ruby Rose (RWBY)
- Weiss Schnee
- Nora Valkyrie
- Maria Calavera
- Afteran Blacksmith (RWBY)
- Yang Xiao Long
- Blake Belladonna
- Curious Cat (RWBY)
- Ilia Amitola
- Emerald Sustrai
- Kali Belladonna
- Penny Polendina
- Qrow Branwen
- Cinder Fall
- Winter Schnee (RWBY)
- brief mention of
- Ozpin (RWBY)
- Team RWBY
- Jaune Arc
- Trifa (RWBY)
- basically everyone
- Carmine Esclados
- Salem (RWBY)
- vytal festival entry
- scars and healing
- no salem au
- but set in rem
- Just a Cute lil Thing
- like a meet cute
- except they know each other
- First Kisses
- Remnants of RWBY: Vytal Festival 2024
- Day 2 Fairytales
- Takes place in alternate history V9
- offhand comment on another fic brought this out about
- the references are what you think
- Day 3 entry
- Vytal festival 2024
- Alternate Universes
- flea market AU
- Yes Really
- The others are waiting on the weird flirting dominance thing
- that blake and weiss are doing
- Maria remains a seduction glass canon
- Pairing is called obituary
- so i had to do it at least once
- to lock in that name
- vytal festival day 4
- Gods and Monsters
- ilia is a gorgon guarding treasure
- emerald is a thief
- a blind thief
- Love is in the Air
- dwr are goobers
- Vytal Festival
- day 5 sun and moon
- Post canon
- blake is a wonderful wingwoman
- Ilia is a disaster
- But we love her
- kali is such a cool mom
- ilia pov
- frosen steel
- Day 6
- Friends and Family - Freeform
- self doubt
- bonding between best bird dad and penny
- Reaffirmations
- Penny lives AU
- Anniversary
- winter is NOT having a good time
- can a random meeting change her headspace
- the tags say yes
- vytal tournament day 7
- home and far away
- home being the people in your life that you love and can count on
- implied suicidal thoughts
- Modern AU
- awkward dorks
- Free day
- Time Travel Fix it?
- no more like
- time travel screw it up
- lots of attempts
- This Was A Dream I Had
- if I have to suffer so do you
- might be dwr
- I mean you know me
- could add carmine too
- idk - Freeform
- could be a lot of things
- vytal festival day 8
- let me know if you like it!
- people die
- but time loop
- so you know kinda not really
- violent in chapter 2
- also swearing
- but we're both on the internet so i'll assume you'll live
- Angst with a Happy Ending
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Secret secrets series by Power_Taco
Fandom: RWBY
- Not Rated
- Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply
- F/F, Multi, F/M, Other
- Complete Series
18 Jul 2024
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- some background relationships if you squint
- Blake Belladonna/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Blake Belladonna/Weiss Schnee
- Blake Belladonna/Ruby Rose
- squint for others
- there are hints - Relationship
- Ozpin/Coffee
- Cinder Fall/Broken Neck
- Salem/friendship (despite her best efforts)
- Ghira Belladonna/Kali Belladonna
- Sun Wukong/Yang Xiao Long/Neopolitan
- Qrow Branwen/Robyn Hill/Winter Schnee
- Raven Branwen/Summer Rose
- yang xiao long/sun wukong/neopolitan
- Neopolitan/Sun Wukong/Yang Xiao Long
- Ruby/Weiss/Emerald/Salem/Maria/Penny/Ilia/Blake/Pyrrha
- Neopolitan/Sun Wukong/Yang
- Ruby/Weiss/Emerald/Salem/Maria/Penny/Ilia/Blake/Pyrrha/???
- Jaune/eventually a girlfriend probably
- Jaune/eventually a girlfriend
- winter schnee/qrow branwen/robyn hill/ cinder fall
- Cinder Fall/Winter Schnee
- cinder fall/therapy
- Qrow Branwen/Cinder Fall/Robyn Hill/Winter Schnee
- Lie Ren/Nora Valkyrie
- jaune arc/intense thirst
- Ilia A./Blake B./Maria C./Pyrrha N./Penny P./Ruby R./Salem/Weiss S./Emerald S. (RWBY)/Undisclosed
- Jaune Arc/Harriet Bree
- Ilia A./Blake B./Maria C./Pyrrha N./Penny P./Ruby R./Salem/Weiss S./Emerald S. (RWBY)/Elm
- Ruby/Weiss/Maria/Blake/Elm/Salem/Emerald/Penny/Ilia/Pyrrha/Amber
- Lie Ren & Ruby Rose
- Ghira Belladonna/Kali Belladonna/Sienna Khan
- ruby/weiss/blake/maria/amber/elm/ciel/pyrrha/emerald/salem/ilia/penny
- Jaune Arc/Harriet Bree/Jessica Cruz
- summer rose/raven branwen/alex/carol
- Whitley Schnee/Vernal
- Maria Calavera/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- oh god here we go - Relationship
- ruby/blake/elm/amber/blake/weiss/salem/emerald/ilia/maria/penny/pyrrha/ciel/?????
- Ruby/basically everyone at this point I mean if you're reading this you know what to expect
- Ruby Rose/Everyone you know what it means by now
- Summer Rose/Raven Branwen/Alex/Carol Scarlatina
- Ruby/Weiss/Emerald/Elm/Pyrrha/Amber/Ciel/Blake/Penny/Salem/Maria
- Ruby/Weiss/Ilia/Arslan/Miltia/Melanie/Trifa/Lisa/Mina/Neon/MayZ/Carmine/Gillian
- summer rose/carol scarletina/raven branwen/alex
- ruby rose/the polycute
- Reese Chloris/Sun Wukong/Neopolitan/Yang Xiao-Long
- Ruby Rose
- Weiss Schnee
- Yang Xiao Long
- Blake Belladonna
- Salem (RWBY)
- Cinder Fall
- Emerald Sustrai
- Ruby Rose (RWBY)
- Roman Torchwick
- Neopolitan (RWBY)
- Salem - Character
- Ozpin
- Glynda
- Maria Calavera
- Sun Wukong (RWBY)
- Mercury Black
- Ilia Amitola
- Penny Polendina
- Raven Branwen
- Summer Rose (RWBY)
- Ozpin (RWBY)
- Tyrian Callows
- Pyrrha Nikos
- Ozma
- Glynda Goodwitch
- Robyn Hill
- Qrow Branwen
- Winter Schnee (RWBY)
- Sienna Khan
- Ghira Belladonna
- Kali Belladonna
- EVERYONE IN RWBY
- Ozma (RWBY)
- Gretchen Rainart
- Hazel Rainart
- everyone in rwby basically
- if you're this far in you already know
- Elm Ederne
- Winter Schnee
- God of Light (RWBY)
- God of Darkness (RWBY)
- Like all of them my dudes
- i mean it's like all of them at this point
- basically everyone
- if you've read the series then you know
- you know the rest no point in listing them all here by this point
- if you're this far into the series you know
- basically everyone you know this by now
- Ruby has a few secrets
- one might save the world
- Whiterose
- Implications
- Almost Crack
- Or maybe it is
- i think i'm funnier than i am
- discord randomness i decided to bring to life cause i have issues
- switches perspectives a few times
- i apologize for NONE of it
- take none of this seriously
- they still might save the world though
- this entire thing is honestly weiss's fault
- and stupid sexy ruby's
- still apologizing for none of it
- Salem is not used to these things
- Emerald is trying to be a good friend
- or trying to get a friend
- look team murder the world wasn't the found family she was hoping for is all i'm saying
- you can guess there's going to be more pairings and weirdness with each entry
- i did not expect the villain bits to be as amusing or go this far
- since it's crack i'm riding it out though
- you literally can't stop me
- unless you pay me
- that would work
- Cinder makes a mistake
- emerald learns and gets neat things
- salem has accidentally made a friend
- she's kind of protective without realizing it
- look it's crack i can do what i want
- ruby's secrets will save the world
- young maria
- yep i can make it canon
- all of salems things she does and talks about are actually canon possible
- It didn't happen but it could have
- so you know
- the death of a villain happens
- read the pairings and you'll know
- i borrowed one of Winter's characters
- i didn't even ask
- i also rip the tags off my matress
- the villain side plot is really running away from me
- I CAN'T STOP IT
- i mean in theory i could
- but i probably won't
- should get more silly and lighthearted from here
- again i try to be funny but am not
- the crack mound is getting larger
- cops are raiding me as we speak
- weiss is gonna know who blake is cause honestly it's stupid she didn't know in the show
- i mean i know it's cause they hadn't thought of it yet
- but i mean she absoltely should
- it only works on Blake cause she's tired and trust them
- it wouldn't work otherwise
- she can let her guard down around them
- it's cute right
- Crack
- Fic
- Polyamory
- the try outs continue
- salem has been getting "practice" offscreen with an old flame
- it's in winters story if you want more context
- i continue to poach characters as I see fit
- there's no end to my dastardly ways
- bathmats are pretty important though
- if ozpin is right about one thing it's that
- yes that's how summer showed up
- again crackfic
- it's magic i aint gotta explain shit
- except i did
- god damn it
- you played me like a god damn fiddle
- ruby writes smut but i'm not
- there's...other fics for that
- prob like a half dozen on this page with this story if we're being honest
- go read those
- i'm just here to try and be funny
- keyword being try
- can i really just keep making these tags with no limit
- seems like an oversight
- Tai is kinda unimportant
- i don't hate him but it's less amusing if he's there
- so everyone just never mentions him
- then again neither did until i mentioned this
- except that one Tai stan
- i'll accept they did
- the rest of you don't get to pretend to care
- Anyway Aramina is an OC from Winter1112 that's a super good seamstress
- why are you reading these instead of the fic
- i'm just writing more tags cause it's late and my iq drops to room temperature at this point
- Maria has no chill
- I love her
- Alex and carol are velvets parents
- also from winters1112 companion story
- it's so late i can't even
- uh ok so
- ruby has stamina for days
- it's funnier that way
- also useful
- somehow this entire thing turns out to have a plot
- Like
- the crack fic
- now has a plot
- you do not understand how weird this is
- tyrian is having issues
- and feelings
- he has no idea what to do about any of it
- again crack fic
- ilia is gosh darn adorable
- like i can't even begin to wrap my head around the fact that it's a crack fic and i'm doing a plot
- wait is there no limit to how long a tag can be
- and i can make as many as I want
- that's wild
- kali is best mom and also highly deadly
- We love her
- ghira is a lucky dude
- I actually am really liking the chill vibe qrow and robyn have
- the idea of winter being like how dare you two date each other but not me
- i outrank you
- i demand you date me
- also i got a porn author to write smut of us
- this proves my love
- Don't look at me like that
- you know it's entirely true
- i imagine winter takes being embarrassed even worse than Weiss used to
- you have no idea how hard tagging characters becomes when it's this late
- i think i typed maria in a dozen times
- and was worried i hadn't tagged best girl
- look i def have a type
- also the white fang are gonna fund porn films now
- well they're classier than that
- but - Freeform
- I mean
- it's good for human and faunus relations
- good publicity too considering how they're viewed
- Second round stuff
- we doing a lot of pov swapping
- should be vaguely humorous hopefully
- i feel like pennys section is pretty cute though ngl
- a lot of the girls want a family that cares for them
- Summer also has no chill
- the plot is actually advancing a lot if you can see the pieces forming
- ruby is a sweetheart until you threaten one of her polycule then she gets vicious
- tyrians feelings are making him have no idea what to do
- Roman has realized that crime really doesn't pay
- so he's gonna open a restaurant/bar/casino
- this is still crack btw
- like it'll never stop being that
- Salem is like look i'll be honest i'm basically the source of all evil
- and ruby's like yeah but you're kinda cute
- Everyone agrees
- even about her normal form
- salem is like you can't be serious
- they're all verrrry serious
- she doesn't understand at all
- might have to rip out some more organs to help stabilize herself
- it's 3 am and i'm tired if there's a mistake i'll fix it later.
- STILL CRACK
- on the run from police now
- massive manhunt
- don't rat me out
- don't screw me on this
- gretchen lives
- it was set up
- for realizes
- summer is gonna be a great mom
- Very Enthusiastic
- now we get more into bonding and cuteness while the plot still moves on
- alex and carol are winter1112's oc's from her amazing stories and velvets parents
- they are "good friends" coughinvolvedwithcough rosebird
- Don't Judge Me
- you don't have a license to do that
- look it's a lot of polycules
- but it's crack i can do what i want
- Ozpin still is out there being mostly clueless
- glynda is a betting fiend
- makes loads of wagers
- the FMC trio clear the air
- pyrrha is adorable and so is ilia
- hiding from the police since i have all this crack
- this started as crack and now has a plot
- i was just gonna write silly things and gently poke fun at harem tropes
- NOW LOOK AT ME
- i don't get me
- kali is a wonderful wife
- enjoys practical jokes at her husbands expense though
- she's the one pushing for things though just as a heads up
- at some points butts will read this and find the hidden jokes
- if you haven't seen their art or writing check it out
- it kept getting longer so I had to cut it here
- no one is more shocked this thing has a plot than me
- 1 am editing because i have issues
- bill doesn't read these
- but it has some fmc in it
- so i gifted it to him anyway
- he literally can't stop me
- You thought she was dead
- but the corruption had started long ago
- she is alive
- she got better
- getting some therapy from the gods
- who she will try to fleece and extort
- like a hero
- antihero
- it's crack man
- YOU KNEW THIS WAS COMING
- i sent you an email about it
- secrets series continues on
- there is no break on it
- just a short lil fun piece before FS week starts
- took a while to get out on bail
- with all this crack
- jaune will get a girlfriend
- you probably can guess who
- yes it will be hilarious
- burning salem smells like turkey apparently
- There's a character limit and number of tags limit
- fast approaching
- much like certain characters are flying into the main plot
- we love them though
- maria is still best girl
- used the Chewbacca defense to get off the crack charge
- my lawyers are begging me not to keep posting crack
- but what have they ever done for me?
- YOU KNOW IT
- I know it
- Everyone knows it
- crack isn't even here anymore
- we're in mega crack land
- running out of tags allowed per series
- Pray for me
- bday fic cause why not
- you know those old tags about crack?
- still relevent
- running out of tags to use
- and places to hide the crack
- why are we still here?
- Just to suffer?
- no to read fanfiction
- Snake would love fanfiction
- he believed in santa so I have to believe he'd love fanfiction
- at any rate
- do we want a final girl?
- or no
- tell me or don't
- i listed blake twice
- it's one of her clones or something
- it's late leave me alone
- Madness within
- lil crack
- visible crack
- there's actually an absurd amount
- who will end up in the polycute
- who won't
- will you see them coming
- i didn't
- Alex - Freeform
- Carol - Freeform
- peach and the 'unnamed' fiance
- are winter1112's
- i'm borrowing em
- the crack is loose
- it might have gained sentience
- ie weiss tried to cook
- and thought it was sugar
- it was not
- now she's setting everything on fire
- hence she's not here this chapter
- well if you read the winter companion piece you know where she is
- but she's uh busy
- so we check in with others
- including the i promise last editions
- the story ends next chapter and literally there is no one left to even possibly add i think
- except the one person i just remembered existed
- god damn it no
- I draw the line at this
- you can't make me add them
- even if you guess who it is
- you won't
- probably
- the small fight isn't even about me simping but logically
- there's no way she's winning that fight
- she's good
- but not nearly that good
- also got beaten in
- well that's spoilers
- not gonna lie i'm kinda really starting to like one of the two new ones
- you'll prob know which one instantly
- the secret last chapter
- oooooooo
- except for Winter's side stories
- those are still a thing
- so look forward to those
- you never know if the itch will take me again
Summary
When I'm too tired and burnt out from work to give my other stories a go I have this one where I can take none of it seriously and just amuse myself.
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