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Henry Fox, Certified Christmas Bitch(TM) by Poutini for kiwiana
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
27 Dec 2024
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October: No Jack O’Lantern on their balcony, no costume parties.
November: Nothing more than a green bean casserole contribution to Thanksgiving dinner with Alex’s family.
And yet.
Come December first, Alex arrives home to find Christmas.
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Alex takes it all in with awe, for it appears that four months into being roommates, Alex learns he is sharing an apartment with a Certified Christmas Bitch.
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42-year old Henry doesn’t like morning sex.
Except it’s 6:45 am and he’s been lying in bed catching up on his open tabs on his phone reading some very inspiring fanfiction since Alex got up for a run at 6 am.
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41-year old Alex loves morning sex. Noon-hour sex. Afternoon delight. Evening sex. Wake-him-up-at-2-am-for-funsies sex. He’s down. I mean, have you seen his husband?Series
- Part 2 of It just keeps getting better
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5 times Henry and Alex got back to Henry's apartment and had to immediately let David out, and the 1 time they didn't have to.
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Anyone who has owned a dog knows that you have to let the dog out when you come home.
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- Part 4 of Thoughts of Dog
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Based on a prompt from Twitter: "Alex has the power of invisibility."
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“You’re…invisible.”
“Well, not at the moment,” Alex responds with a smirk.
“But you could be.”
“In an instant.”
“And…how? Any other magical powers I should be aware of?”
“Nope. Just this one. Sorry, baby. Genetics are funny.”
“Funny.”
“Very.”
“Quite.”
“It can be fun. If y’know, if I…”
“If you…”
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the evolution of intimacy by Poutini for ExitAriel
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
11 Mar 2024
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There’s no spontaneity anymore.
One might think this boring. That the novelty had worn off. The spark snuffed.Absolutely not.
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- Part 1 of It just keeps getting better
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It just keeps getting better by Poutini
Fandom: Red White & Royal Blue (2023), Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
22 Sep 2024
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Fill in the blanks by Poutini
Fandom: Red White & Royal Blue (2023), Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
08 Sep 2023
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On the basis of seduction by phlebotinxm
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
12 Dec 2023
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Alex Claremont Diaz had a problem.
The problem was tall, blonde, British, and no matter how many times he’d insisted - not 6'2. Said problem was Alex’s new flatmate (or rather, he was the problem’s new flatmate), and he liked Earl Grey and watching the Great British Bake-off when he felt down.
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In which Alex Claremont-Diaz catches sight of his roommate naked, and goes through a small crisis.
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- Part 3 of Looking for Orion (in every universe)
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Bookmarked by Poutini
02 Dec 2023
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Patrick Brewer of all people sliding into his DM's is intriguing.
Because just two days ago, David stumbled across Patrick Brewer's Raya profile.
He remembers a single black-and-white photo of a clean-cut looking guy, wearing a baseball cap and laughing, his face turned away from the camera so it's seen mostly in profile. He had a great smile. David was struck by the way his eyes crinkled in the corners, by how genuine he looked.
PATRICK, 30
@patrickbrewer
Lives In: Toronto, ON
From: Toronto, ON
Work: MLB BaseballDavid swiped right without reading further.
PROFILE NOT FOUND.
Okay...
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Patrick Brewer, the MVP of last year's World Series and a viral social media star, has a bit of a crush on David Rose, a gallerist living in New York City and occasional guest star on his sister's reality show. He convinces himself to do something about it - after all, he's only in town to play the Yankees for a few nights.
(a self-indulgent baseball/celebrity au)
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- Part 1 of i'd swing with you for the fences
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13 Aug 2020