PortalCryptid
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You Say the Whole World's Ending (Honey, It Already Did) by PortalCryptid
Fandoms: Invader Zim
12 Oct 2021
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It’s not long before Hiro comes back to reality from the shock, and the first thing he notices is the pain in his leg, and an attempt to move it proves that it’s pinned under the body of one of the intergalactic fugitives. Or as he calls them, out loud and heedless to the curious crowd beginning to form as he manages to wrench himself from under them-
“Stupid fucking assholes!”
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When the Tallest awake from their nightmare in the florpus hole, they find themselves 10 years in the future, where Irkens are fugitives and Irk can no longer help them. With the help of a thief they quite literally stumble across, they hatch a plan to find Zim and destroy him once and for all...
If their new friend doesn't throw them both out of the airlock first!
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After Cuphead and Mugman defeat the Devil, the newfound freedom of Inkwell Isle is the least of Earl's concerns. After all, who else is going to wonder about the freedom of King Dice?
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Knockoff Jessica Rabbit, the Loverboy Not on Meth, and the Shitty Paper Airplane Idea that Started this Bullshit by PortalCryptid for Agitated_Procrastinator
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Jul 2019
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From the moment Shouta offhandedly mentioned a pride prom from their high school days, the idea only intended to be tossed into the air like a half-assed paper airplane that would fall in half a second, Hizashi wouldn’t shut the fuck up about it.
Then it became Amelia's Electra and it suddenly wasn't such a stupid, offhanded idea after all.Series
- Part 3 of BNHA Oneshots
- Part 2 of dumb Erasermic to give Agi uwus
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Winning Him Back by PortalCryptid
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
11 Feb 2019
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Hitoshi thought he moved on after his soulmate abandoned him. But when he discovers who he was fated to be with and realizes that he can't seem to hate him, what's he supposed to do?
(An AU where whatever you write on your skin shows up on your soulmate)
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I love you, Bitch by PortalCryptid for Agitated_Procrastinator
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
25 Nov 2018
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Local DJ Serenades His Boyfriend During Class: What Happens Next May Shock You
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- Part 2 of BNHA Oneshots
- Part 1 of dumb Erasermic to give Agi uwus
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Overwatch Oneshots by PortalCryptid (orphan_account), PortalCryptid
Fandom: Overwatch (Video Game)
25 Nov 2017
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A series of oneshots for Overwatch.
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dumb Erasermic to give Agi uwus by PortalCryptid
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Jul 2019
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BNHA Oneshots by PortalCryptid
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Jul 2019
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A series of oneshots based off Madjesters1's fusion au
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Five times JJ wasn't really interrupting, plus one time she definitely was.
Bookmarked by PortalCryptid
31 Aug 2023
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you don't expect a sunset to admire you back by persephoneggsy
Fandoms: Borderlands (Video Games)
05 Jun 2019
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Rhys is captured by bandits looking to get the jump on Handsome Jack, who rumors say is rather fond of his personal assistant. Rhys lets them know exactly how stupid their plan is.
Unfortunately for Rhys, Jack listens in.
Bookmarked by PortalCryptid
14 Aug 2023
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Mulan, Ling, Yao, and Chien-Po celebrate the retrieval of the arrow in style.
Bookmarked by PortalCryptid
13 Aug 2023
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Chien-Po can't swim but he gets by with a little help from his friends.
Bookmarked by PortalCryptid
13 Aug 2023
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“I’m the one you set as the emergency safeguard?” The figure scowls, arms crossed. “Are... Are you just sadistic enough to put me in that thing,” its finger points to the hexagon on his tattered jacket, “So I can rot out here with your corpse, Jack?”
Silence and sand stand between them, unhurried. And it takes a moment to click, but it hits him like a bumper to a skag.
“That’s- my name’s John, pumpkin, but you’re acting real high and mighty for an AI.”
John (Hyperion, Age: 33, ID: 12859304, Position: Programmer) wakes up stranded on Pandora after a shuttle crash. Thankfully, an old failsafe program on his shield (which is, uh, way above his pay grade) activates due to a bad head wound he received on the way down. It's not a very useful program, in the form of an AI named Rhys, but they might have a better chance if they can cooperate.
Unfortunately, Rhys has beef with some guy called Jack. Who, according to Rhys, is John. Except, last time he checked, John isn't president of Hyperion or a genocidal maniac like Rhys claims.
Bookmarked by PortalCryptid
26 May 2023