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“You’re gay!” Uther exclaimed, as if Arthur had handed him some delightful gift. “That’s wonderful! I’m so proud!”
And that, really, should have been a warning. But nothing could have been a warning for what happened next.
In which Uther is the king... of rock and roll, Merlin is a magical singer, Morgana casts a spell over everyone, and Arthur... Well, Arthur really wishes he was anywhere but here.
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17 Nov 2024
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Yuri Plisetsky glares at him with all the righteousness five year olds possess, and says in heavily accented and clumsy English. “Be more gooder, stupid!”
And then he storms out in a sweep of blond hair and blue and red lights from his Sketchers.
(Or: in which Yuri Plisetsky is Victor Nikiforov's bratty five-year-old and nothing is the same.)
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- Part 1 of on life and love;
- Part 1 of Victor Nikiforov's Extremely Good Gay Moms
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10 Nov 2023
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who got the keys to my bimmer by hartwinning
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
25 Nov 2015
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"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?"Harry gives him a slightly bewildered look and furrows his brow.
"A porcupine has the pricks on the outside," Eggsy finishes.
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AU: Eggsy is a mechanic working in a garage owned by Dean.
Harry Hart is Galahad, Dean is forever an asshole, and Lee Unwin and his death have no connection to Kingsman. In terms of setting, the Lancelot trials are over (Roxy won the spot) but the Valentine investigation is ongoing.
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16 Jan 2017
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Eggsy's mission is to go back in time, find his stupid target, and keep the barmy bastard from ruining his life and the world in general by turning the Kingsmen against him or harming Harry. And no one way he's failing Harry again this time, even if Harry is making it even harder on him then he'd expected.
And for the bloody record, Merlin, he really hadn't meant to pick Harry up at a bar neither. It just sort of happened.
Crap.
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- Part 1 of In Every Timeline I Was Yours
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16 Jan 2017
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"They think you paid me to be here," hisses Eggsy.
Harry stares at him. "I made your favorite dinner and I have to let your wretched beast sleep on the bed for a month," he says flatly.
"No, they think you paid me to be here," says Eggsy.
"My dear boy," says Harry, "do you think all these third wives married my classmates out of the purity of their affections?"
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- Part 1 of hartwin trash
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16 Jan 2017