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“Hey there,” Alec says in the lowest, sexiest voice he can manage. It sounds vaguely disinterested but some people get off on that.
“Hi,” the voice says.
“Ready to have some fun?”
The voice makes a small, sad noise.
“Or not?” Alec tries hastily. He gets paid regardless of what they're talking about. “We can just chat for a while.”
“What’s your name,” the voice says finally.
“Uh, Chad,” Alec says. He was drunk when he picked his name, just as he was drunk when he answered the job wanted ad. He should have picked something sexy like Tristan, but he’s forever Chad now, the douchiest phone sex operator in history. He balances his bowl of macaroni carefully on his stomach and sneaks a quick bite.
“You don’t sound like a Chad,” the voice says doubtfully.
“Why the hell not?” Alec says before he can stop himself, mouth full of pasta.
“--are you eating?”
“No,” Alec lies and swallows.
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Alec is a bored phone sex operator. Bafflingly, Magnus just wants to talk about music.
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26 Dec 2019
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Magnus Bane has made a name for himself in the fashion industry after raising high against all odds and becoming the Editor in Chief of the world's most celebrated fashion magazine, Pandemonium. He's powerful, influential, and most of all, he's a genius.
Just not when it comes to technology. In fact, Magnus hates it with a passion.
So one can imagine his distaste when, after a huge thunderstorm, Pandemonium's office lost every in a short circuit and he was forced to buy thousands worth of new fancy products from Light Inc., the world's most renowned technology company.
Good thing all that high-tech crap comes with instructions in the form of Alec Lightwood.
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07 Jan 2018
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"I need someone to take care of my kids, not to share my bed."
Magnus is Alec's executive assistant. Alec proposes a marriage of convenience to Magnus to benefit both of them. What will he decide? Will they fall in love or would it be a complete disaster?
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15 Dec 2017
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In the Big Rotten Apple, all the whiskey is cheap, all the stories are sad, and all the dark streets are slicked with rain. Alec Lightwood is a young, honest private detective who becomes steadily embroiled in the seedy underbelly of New York - and a dangerous cat-and-mouse game with a faceless criminal mastermind.
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15 Dec 2017