PinkGlitterMasturbation
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- Hannibal (TV) (1)
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Will decides to take Hannibal telling him he needs to relax to heart, and goes clubbing, mostly to get under Hannibal's skin. And to his satisfaction, Hannibal is displeased when Will stumbles home drunk in the middle of the night.
The tags sort of say it all. Kinky porn, and not a whole lot else.
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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17 Sep 2024
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When Hermione Granger is presented with a problem, she turns to research. Information, hypotheses, and experiments... These are all things she knows and loves, so it should come as no surprise that when she finds herself with a problem in the bedroom, she knows exactly how to find a solution.
And it just so happens that the solution is in the arms of a strong and confident stranger, with hands and lips that know just how to drive her body wild. The only problem? They belong to Draco Malfoy, the one person she should never trust.
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01 Aug 2024
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Gudene skrattet by Madismen
Fandoms: Shadow and Bone (TV), The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo
21 Aug 2021
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You don’t need love to get married.
You don’t even need lust.
You just need two families where everybody is getting tired of the constant bloodshed, authorities who are poking their noses a bit too close for comfort and two people from the younger generation of appropriate age.
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Alina marries Mal as part of the peace deal between their families.
After a year of misery and a stubbornly flat stomach, Uncle Sasha steps in to rectify the situation.
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- Part 1 of Max Cinematic Universe
- Part 1 of Gudene Skrattet AUs
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30 Jul 2024
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Set during Deathly Hallows. After Ron leaves, Harry & Hermione barely survive a Death Eater attack and are forced to take Lucius as their prisoner. Once back at the tent, Hermione is left alone to watch him. Mind games and power play ensue. An astonishingly powerful elemental magic is growing within Hermione that she has no idea how to control. His every infuriating action seems to provoke it. An offer is made. Can they use each other towards survival?
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04 May 2020
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Hermione has a good head on her shoulders, found wild professional success, and generally considers herself a badass.
So why can't she get over her best friend and his boyfriend?
And why do they keep showing up at her work?
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15 Mar 2020