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  1. Public Bookmark 63

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    Aziraphale realizes a large number of his favorite possessions all have an odd thing in common.

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    “But my dear, I just can’t believe you never told me that you had joined a musical group. I would have come out to support you— at your gigs!” 

    “First of all, never say ‘gigs’ again. Second of all, not my fault you never noticed when I showed up to dinner with a great big guitar case slung over my shoulder.”

     

    (Aziraphale accidentally discovers Crowley’s secret: he was in a band in the 90s. And he wrote a whole album of love songs…)

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    21 Apr 2024

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    “…So.” Crowley glances fleetingly at Aziraphale, then double-takes at his imploring expression in alarm. “Sorry, what—what was the question? Again?”

    “A couple,” says Aziraphale. “We’re a couple. You know that, I know that, you said your whole ‘the group of the two of us’ bit. And even God…” He trails off uncomfortably. No use getting into all of that now, months after the whole Second-Not-Coming nonsense. He asks, “But are we a… ‘Valentine’s Day’ sort of couple?”

    “I don’t even know what that means,” Crowley protests desperately.

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    It’s their first Valentine's Day as that sort of couple, and Aziraphale and Crowley are determined to do as humans do. Five times London finds a way to ruin their perfect night, and the one time a perfect night finds them.

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    15 Feb 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 32

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    Leaving was the easy part.

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    Aziraphale tries to fix Heaven.
    Every time before he does something dangerous, he goes back to Crowley, only to kiss him goodbye. Just in case.

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    06 Feb 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 24

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    Normally, Aziraphale wouldn’t give in to his basest curiosities, but this situation was one of a kind. He had the opportunity to observe Crowley without suspicion, since he and Jim would be in Aziraphale’s bookshop. He could hide, remain unseen, and Crowley would be none the wiser.

    Aziraphale paused at the door for just a moment, thinking about his morality and the ethics of spying on Crowley speaking to his former boss, the boss that tried to eliminate him. But, he thought, I could understand how he’s feeling. He never talks about how he’s really feeling.

    Neither do you, a little voice whispered. He told it to quiet itself as the angel followed Crowley swiftly up the stairs and made himself invisible to the pair.

    He had reached the top of the stairs as he heard Crowley softly say, “Let there be light.”

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    06 Jan 2024