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• The Fanfic with Five Names A.K.A. Frantic Fanfic But with Lore A.K.A. Tublr Sexyman Lore A.K.A. William Afton (Probably) Fucked The Entirety of Tumblr A.K.A. Charity Work For Tumblr by Dubiouscrow138, Harveyhaslostit, MysticBloodRose, orphan_account, PheebsIgLol, TheFFLoreMakers

  Fandoms: Frantic Fanfic (ZeeKayArt & Michael Angsten Video Game), Five Nights at Freddy's, Deltarune (Video Game), The Lorax (2012), Gravity Falls, Progressive Insurance "Flo" Commercials, Monster High (Movies 2010-2016), Procter & Gamble "Mr. Clean" Commercials, Sakeru Gum "Long Long Man" Commercials, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005), Papa Louie (Video Games), 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney, starburst berries and cream, Multi-Fandom, The Fanfic with Five Names  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
  • F/M, M/M, Other
  • Work in Progress

  05 Oct 2024

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • William Afton/Miles Edgeworth
  • WIlliam Afton/Mr. Clean (Former)
  • William Afton/Long Long Man (Former)
  • William Afton/Bill CIpher (Former)
  • William Afton/Flo (Former)
  • William Afton/A shit ton of people like a LOT ok!?
  • Flo/Jamie (Former)
  • Long Long Man/Willy Wonka
  • The Once-ler (The Lorax)/Spamton G. Spamton
  • Spamton G. Spamton
  • spamton b. spamton
  • spamton a. spamton
  • Spamton Z. Spamton
  • The Once-ler (The Lorax)
  • The Lorax (The Lorax)
  • William Afton | Dave Miller
  • Mitsurugi Reiji | Miles Edgeworth
  • Naruhodou Ryuuichi | Phoenix Wright
  • Mr. Clean (Procter & Gamble "Mr. Clean" Commercials)
  • Flo the Progressive Insurance Girl
  • Jamie (Progressive)
  • Bill Cipher
  • Mabel Pines
  • Dipper Pines
  • Long Long Man (Sakeru Gum Commercials)
  • Willy Wonka
  • Hatsune Miku
  • Papa Louie
  • Verosika Mayday
  • Moxxie (Helluva Boss)
  • Truck (Two Trucks)
  • Other Truck (Two Trucks)
  • Victor "Vector" Perkins
  • Edna Mode
  • insert list of the spamtons
  • a-z list of spamton plus $ because thats what we did
  • this is cringe but i do not regret writing any part that i did at ALL
  • This is cursed
  • Crack Fic
  • Crack
  • crack that eventually gets treated seriously
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • people ask what do i tag but not HOW DO I TAG THIS SHIT WITHOUT SMILING OR LAUGHING
  • long list of william aftons exes lmao
  • bill cipher is scatterbrained because i say so
  • flo acts very unhinged
  • "i think its an insane person"
  • pastafarian stuff
  • oh and all the spamtons are brothers i shit u not
  • oh and william afton is a thot
  • i hate those clouds from that monster high movie
  • mystic wanted to add the entirety of BTS but i said no so sue me i guess
  • remember when i said i dont regret writing any part at ALL? might have to take that statement back-
  • mike wazowski - Freeform
  • YOU FORGOT TO FILE YOUR PAPERWOOOORK
  • YOU FORGOT TO GET YOUR DENTAL INSURAAAAAANCE
  • what about my shredder
  • my personal home shredder
  • Drunk Bill Cipher

  Summary

  My friends and I made this a while back on FF (Frantic Fanfic), and you get to see all the cursed shit. Why? We did it for Tumblr. Anyway hope you all enjoy these wacky shenanigans and have a good laugh because WE sure as hell did writing it!
  Also there is a timeline to this but it probably isn't going to be uploaded in a complete perfect order anyway, so hey! Have fun with interpretation!

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  50,454

  Chapters:

  140/?

  Comments:

  80

  Kudos:

  59

  Bookmarks:

  9

  Hits:

  1,838

• The Fanfic with Five Names: The Non-Canon Shit by Dubiouscrow138, Harveyhaslostit, MysticBloodRose, orphan_account, PheebsIgLol, TheFFLoreMakers

  Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game), Undertale (Video Game), 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney, Alphabet Lore (A-Z...) - Mike Salcedo (Web Series), The Lorax (2012), Five Nights at Freddy's, Progressive Insurance "Flo" Commercials, Frantic Fanfic (ZeeKayArt & Michael Angsten Video Game), Real Person Fiction, Multi-Fandom, The Fanfic with Five Names  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
  • M/M, Multi
  • Work in Progress

  23 Jun 2024

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • I am not putting a list of relationships for this one because I dont feel like it
  • Spamton G. Spamton
  • spamton a. spamton
  • Sans
  • Miles Edgeworth
  • Bill Cipher
  • The Once-ler (The Lorax)
  • Phoenix Wright - Character
  • William Afton
  • Mike Wazowski
  • The Joker
  • springtrap
  • Jason "J. D." Dean
  • F (Alphabet Lore)
  • Jamie (Progressive)
  • Jesus Christ
  • Judas Iscariot
  • Remy the Rat
  • Dr. Livesey (Treasure Island)
  • Phoebe
  • Harvey
  • Dubious - Character
  • Mystic freeform lmao
  • Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
  • Draco Malfoy
  • Vampire Potter (My Immortal)
  • Willow (My Immortal)
  • Jon Arbuckle
  • Garfield (Garfield)
  • Sans (Undertale)
  • Hwang Hyunjin
  • The Croaker (Tumblr)
  • Bucephalus (Croaker Lore)
  • The Flying Spaghetti Monster
  • im putting this here for even more laughs
  • idk what to tag
  • for once
  • oh i know
  • thlammed my penith on the car door
  • hi my name is ebony darkness dementia raven way
  • and will probably end up putting ourselves in here too at some point im not even kidding
  • added ocs to this lmao
  • oh gosh oh golly man
  • red guy kinda a dilf ngl
  • Quote: Green is not a creative colour (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)
  • TommyInnit is Not Okay (Video Blogging RPF)
  • oooohhhhhh wooahhhhh oohhh i'm in love with juda-as juda-as
  • lady gaga meat dress is my religion
  • autumnleaves1991's Writer Wednesdays
  • ao3tagsbtsbingo's AO3 Tags BTS Bingo 2022
  • ao3 is better than wattpad
  • dear god as a kid i wanted to be on disney channel
  • now i know that it was gonna be a bad idea
  • and i am not on disney channel
  • ah yes i see mystic added their own tags here too
  • good thing i like dhmis so im fine with this

  Summary

  Yeah remember our storyline of the first fic? Well this is all the fics that are either completely unrelated to it, or SOMEWHAT a bit canon to the fic but just barely to the point it might as well not be canon at all.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  13,093

  Chapters:

  45/?

  Comments:

  25

  Kudos:

  8

  Hits:

  577

• I WANT CHILD, ONCEY by PheebsIgLol

  Fandoms: The Fanfic with Five Names, The Lorax (2012), Deltarune (Video Game), 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney, Five Nights at Freddy's, Multi-Fandom, Umriss (Fandom)  

  • General Audiences
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M, F/M, Multi, Other
  • Work in Progress

  25 Dec 2023

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • The Once-ler (The Lorax)/Spamton G. Spamton
  • William Afton/Miles Edgeworth
  • Berdly/Susie (Deltarune)
  • Asriel Dreemurr/Pizzapants (Deltarune)
  • Sans/Toriel (Undertale)
  • Spamton G. Spamton
  • The Once-ler (The Lorax)
  • William Afton | Dave Miller
  • Mitsurugi Reiji | Miles Edgeworth
  • Berdly (Deltarune)
  • Susie (Deltarune)
  • Kris (Deltarune)
  • Noelle Holiday
  • Sans (Undertale)
  • Asriel Dreemurr
  • Pizzapants
  • Clara (Umriss)
  • The Lorax (The Lorax)
  • Catti (Deltarune)
  • Dess Holiday
  • Catty (Undertale)
  • Toriel Dreemurr
  • there will be more tags later
  • Crack
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
  • Drug Use
  • Past Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
  • Past Drug Use
  • Mentions of Deforestation
  • Umriss
  • Trans Dess Holiday
  • Goth Dess Holiday
  • Breaking Bad References
  • Inspired by Umriss
  • clearly
  • Heisenberd
  • Also yes i turned Dess into a goth trans man
  • Just felt fitting to me for a highly inspired Umriss fic
  • Recreational Drug Use
  • Berdly's halls gets decked

  Summary

  The Onceler and Spamton discuss marriage. Also discuss having children, and shit starts hitting the fan and goes insane. I'm not going to elaborate, if you want to know read the fic yourself.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Pheebs shitpost fics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  16,242

  Chapters:

  15/?

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  35

  Kudos:

  11

  Hits:

  471