Get_Wrexed (PhantasmalOwl)
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Stubborn Love by Get_Wrexed (PhantasmalOwl)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Jan 2022
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Lord Aziraphale Fell, the Viscount of Whitefeather Manor and heir for the title of Earl of Sussex is a reserved, persnickety fellow much more fond of literature than the tedious song and dance of noble society. Although he is in need of a mate, he is plagued with the residual fear of a heartbreak several years past. Lord Anthony Crowley, the youngest and only Omega child of the Earl and Countess of Sutherland, is a wild, untamable thing with a propensity for outspokenness and mischief, underscored by an intriguing disregard for etiquette despite the good breeding and education to know far better.
Both are faced with the newfound knowledge that a True Mate awaits them out in the world, and are faced with the question: shall they remain in search for their destined partner, the other half of their soul? Or shall they forge ahead and write their own destiny?
*** The turn-of-the-century nobility True Mates Omegaverse AU literally nobody asked for ***
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Stitch Me Up by Get_Wrexed (PhantasmalOwl)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Aug 2021
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Dr. Aziraphale Fell is newly appointed as the Chief of the A&E (ER) at Celestial Harmonies Hospital in Lambeth, London. The crowd is a much different one than the patients that gathered at his previous place of work in the South Downs- and his coworkers are perhaps the oddest of all. Emergency physician Gabriel Winger seems to think Dr. Fell has robbed him of a position that was rightfully his. Beatrix Bealz, the trauma surgeon on call, doesn't look or act like a surgeon at all. And then there's that strange Head Nurse Crowley. So stand-offish with his coworkers. So sweet with the patients. A mystery, all together. Aziraphale can't help but want to solve that mystery- what physician can resist one?
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“Can’t you just- just-,” Gabriel began before pausing, taking a deep, measured breath that trickled out his flared nostrils on the exhale, “Can’t you just decorate something properly?”
Pale blue eyes grew dark and dangerous, reminiscent of dangling icicles overhead. The room chilled, scratching a shiver up Gabriel’s spine. A sharp-toothed grin blossomed across Beelz’ face, fingers twining into the string of lights in their black-pointed fingernailed clutch as they hungrily circled their prey.
“Oh yes,” they purred with a sweetness strong enough to mask an unforetold spice, “I think I could do that.”
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My contribution to the Antichristmas Zine with 1400 words of bonus smut because we deserve some sin on this Christmas. A human AU in which Gabe and Beelz are married and yet our archangel still hasn't learned his damn lesson on being careful what he wishes for.
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A Kind of Magic by Get_Wrexed (PhantasmalOwl)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jul 2020
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A Hogwarts Ineffable Husbands Professor AU requested by some lovely folks on twitter!
Hogwarts Librarian Azira Fell and Herbology Professor Anthony J. Crowley get into the rhythm of a new year at Hogwarts. However, two decades after the second Wizarding War, trouble begins brewing yet again. The two wizards are sourced from contrasting backgrounds with bad blood between them- Crowley belonging to a notoriously dangerous pure-blood family of Death Eaters and Azira the child of a Muggle and a Squib. It falls to the pair of colleagues to navigate the dangers plaguing Hogwarts and the Wizarding World. Unspoken feelings and hidden histories complicate the matter.
*** Update as of 6/8/21: while this fic is not completed, it's at a very good pausing point if you have any interest in reading. I do hope to get back to it, but it's on hiatus for the foreseeable future. ***
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Heaven When We're Home by gayngels
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Aug 2022
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Crowley knew that trying to rebuild a life from the ground up would be difficult under even the best of circumstances. And, while he adored Adam to no end, being the sole parent to a little hellion of a child sure didn’t simplify the task. Truth be told, Crowley hadn’t the slightest idea how he’d managed to keep things relatively afloat for the past four years.
Going right from the suffocating constraints of his upbringing to single-parenthood hadn’t left him with much of an opportunity to grow into himself. But after meeting the handsome and kind-hearted Mr. Fell, Crowley might get the chance to spread his wings after all.- Language:
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Bookmarked by Get_Wrexed
28 Dec 2021
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Absolutely wonderful! A very cute story about finding yourself, your community, and your family <3
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Best Kept Secret by brightstrangeworld
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Dec 2021
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Aziraphale has a lovely human partner. Crowley has a secret.
AKA the abundantly smutty and shamelessly self-indulgent "person gets caught in their own web of lies" fic that absolutely no one asked for.
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13 Sep 2021
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Steady, sure hands by jomipay
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Jun 2020
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Crowley hadn’t even considered him a threat. Had thought nothing of the incidental brush of contact when Aziraphale had most assuredly pick-pocketed him. Crowley would come to like that about Aziraphale. The bastard streak. The cleverness. The ability to not be seen when it didn’t suit him. The careful consideration he now knew Aziraphale devoted to all tasks, the precision that made him so good with a gun in his hands, the observational skills that told him exactly where a weakness was, the deft hands to expose it.
A hitmen AU for the Good AUmens event. Hi, I'm writing this crazy thing. Listen, I'm on this wild ride same as you.
CW: for mentions of guns and general casual discussion of violence and blood, but nothing too graphic- Language:
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- 3/?
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03 Jul 2021
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A Song of Angels and Demons by gayngels
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
18 Jun 2022
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Having been sent away to join the Night’s Watch nearly a year ago, Aziraphale had resigned himself to leading a dreadfully depressing and grueling life in the North. Freezing cold, terrible food, little rest, and a First Ranger intent on making his life a living hell. He missed the vibrancy of life in Westeros, but knew that nothing but endless, gray, cold, and grim days lay before him. And he would have been right, too, had a chance encounter with a red headed wildling not thrown a wrench into the monotony of life at the Wall. Consorting with the enemy is a dangerous game, one Aziraphale’s not sure he’s prepared to play. Can he hold on to the one piece of happiness he’s found in his new life, or will he let it slip through his fingers?
A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones AU that came out of my ramblings on discord (Though I swear the GOT lore will be minimal. If you know what the Wall is and have heard of a wildling you’ll be fine. No Westerosi politics here, no sir).
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03 Jul 2021
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“Isn’t this nice?” says Aziraphale with badly feigned casualness the next time Crowley stops by for a late night drink.
Crowley is all set to reply, words lined up in his mouth waiting to go, when Aziraphale adds,
“I mean, all of the books and furniture and bottles of wine and things?”
Aziraphale nests. Crowley relearns some crucial facts about angelic courtship rituals.
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Bookmarked by Get_Wrexed
30 Apr 2021