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“Derek,” Stiles whined from his back, since he was carrying him like the child he was piggy-back style. “I’m hungry.”
“You’re not hungry, you ate at the pub,” Derek reminded him, using his foot to push open the loft door and getting them inside. He had to rearrange his grip under Stiles’ ass with one arm so he could shut and lock the door behind them.
“I want cake.”
“You’re drunk, not high, you don’t want cake.”
“I do,” Stiles whined. “Cake and sex. Oh my God, can we have sex while eating cake?”
“No, we’re definitely not going to be eating cake and having sex at the same time.”
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- Part 13 of Spreading Positivity 2020
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11 Jan 2025
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Do you... well... I mean... I could give you a massage? by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
21 Mar 2020
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“I need to piss,” Stiles muttered, reaching up blindly behind himself for his desk with one arm. It didn’t hurt his neck to use that arm, which he was thankful for. Really, the only reason he was bothering to go to the bathroom now was because he was already in pain and if he didn’t pee right now, Derek was going to know about it not only because he was a Werewolf with a good nose.
Presumably, he also had good eyes, and Stiles’ jeans were not going to hide wetness. Also, he didn’t want to piss in his jeans, that was gross.
“Any particular reason you shared that exciting and interesting little tidbit?” Derek asked, arms crossed and twisting at the waist to watch Stiles make his way out of the bedroom and to the bathroom.
“Sharing is caring?” Stiles offered, starting to enter the washroom before pausing to point an accusatory finger at the Werewolf. “Don’t listen in, this is a private moment!”
“I’ll try to restrain myself,” Derek said dryly, and Stiles couldn’t help but grin at the clear eyeroll he heard in his voice.
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- Part 4 of Spreading Positivity 2020
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08 Jan 2025
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“He’s gonna kill me,” Derek said, making no move to open his door. “He has wolfsbane bullets, and he’s a police officer, he knows where all the good burial sites are.”
“Trust me, if he killed you, he definitely wouldn’t bury you. He knows better. Acid all the way.”
Derek turned to raise both eyebrows at Stiles, who stared back at him for a second, then seemed to realize what he’d said.
“Right. Not helping. Um... he made steak? If he was going to kill you, he wouldn’t have spent money on prime rib.”
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- Part 3 of Spreading Positivity 2020
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08 Jan 2025
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“What the hell is going on in here?!”
Stiles’ screaming stopped abruptly and he twisted to look over his shoulder. Derek had frozen, one hand half down Stiles’ sweats, the other pinning his wrists to his pillow.
Both of them stared at the sheriff, who looked crossed between horrified and furious.
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- Part 13 of Sterek A-Z Challenge
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08 Jan 2025
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“Okay, so here’s the thing. I’m going to tell you how this summer is going to go, and you’re not going to argue with me, right? Right. So!” He clapped his hands once behind Derek’s back, since his arms were still around his neck. “Lydia’s family bought a sort of like... I want to say cabin, but cabins are for the woods, so I guess a beach house would be more accurate. But anyway, it’s Lydia, so you know the place is extra, and she wanted to go hang out for a while to get away from the usual Beacon Hills craziness so we’re all heading up there for the summer. I’m thinking three, four weeks. Maybe longer, depends on when people have jobs lined up and whatnot. We leave in the morning, and don’t forget to pack your swimsuit. Or do, whichever, I won’t complain.” Stiles waggled his eyebrows suggestively, but Derek ignored that. He felt like all the oxygen had been sucked out of the loft and he was finding it hard to breathe.
They were going to a beach house, and would be staying there for a month, and Derek was supposed to be okay with that? No. Absolutely not. He would spend the whole time upset and nostalgic for a life he’d lost due to his own stupidity as a child.
“I’m not going.”
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Checking the time on his watch, he realized he was a minute behind and hurried to grab his briefcase and headed quickly out of his apartment, locking up behind him. He took the stairs down to the ground floor, because the elevator took an eternity, and had just entered the lobby when his usual morning companion exited the lift.
He offered a smile, and raised his travel mug in greeting. The silent hello was returned with a head jerk and the raising of his own travel mug.
The two of them headed for the door together, his companion reaching it first and opening it, holding it open for him. Nodding a thanks, he exited the building and went to wait at the curb, the other man following suit a moment later.
They stood about two feet apart, sipping their coffees and saying nothing to one another.
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07 Jan 2025
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Matchmaking in Fandom by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for adara
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
28 Jan 2023
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It wasn’t like it was a secret that the showrunners made terrible decisions when it came to their own show, so why he’d had actual faith in them not fucking the movie up, he had no idea. Really, it was his own fault.
He hadn’t even set the bar high for the movie! The bar was so incredibly low, like mid-shin height, and they somehow managed to get it subterranean. That was talent. A bad talent, but still a talent.
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07 Jan 2025
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If someone had told Stiles back in high school that he would be an Oscar winning actor by the time he turned 25, he would’ve probably told Scott to punch them. The thing is, though…they would’ve been right.
Which makes returning to Beacon Hills, center of all that is supernatural and better left avoided, all the more awkward.
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- Part 1 of Supernormal
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07 Jan 2025
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Through The Window by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for adara
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
09 Feb 2019
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He had no idea how he’d first begun to immediately notice the idiot in the building next door, but now that he had noticed, it was impossible to stop noticing.
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05 Jan 2025
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Derek often showed up in his room—at least he used the fucking door now that he knew where the spare key was hidden—and he couldn’t escape people in general in the Jeep since they could see him through the window. His dad was home, and when he wasn’t, there was always the risk of other people showing up.
His bathroom, on the other hand? No, his bathroom was a small room with no window in the middle of the house with a lockable door and no judgement. He could sit in the bathroom for hours, and no one would question it. Was he watching porn on his phone and jerking off? Was he taking a massive dump? Did he have constipation? Was he stitching up the millionth injury of the month in private? Who knew? No one but Stiles!
The locked door at his back felt like a safety net for him sometimes. In the bathroom, he didn’t have to pretend. He didn’t have to smile and wave people’s words off, insist he was fine, laugh and act like everything was okay. In the bathroom, he was allowed to sit on the floor, his expression tight, and his body falling apart on him.
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05 Jan 2025
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Google Doc: TILADH by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for Fae_vorite
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
28 Feb 2021
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Stiles was different in a way Derek had never understood the first few years. He supposed it was because he’d never met a human who was just so selfless. Stiles wasn’t in this for any other reason than because his best friend had become a Werewolf and he wanted to help keep him safe. And along the way, he’d helped a Kanima, and a Banshee, and a Kitsune, and a Chimera, and a Hellhound and just... Stiles was amazing.
Stiles was the singularly most amazing person Derek had ever met in his life.
It was probably why he’d slowly but surely been falling in love with him.
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05 Jan 2025
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“Stiles?” Derek asked, sounding concerned.
“We need to call the pack,” Stiles said quietly.
“Why?”
“Because dad was wrong.” Stiles clenched his hand more tightly around his phone. “Dad was wrong about this not being Supernatural.”
And Stiles knew he was wrong, because he was staring down at a picture of Alyssa Campbell, with her long dark hair, her almond-shaped eyes, her high cheekbones, and that one little beauty mark down by the right side of her lower lip.
He was staring at the same person he’d been dreaming about for days.
And that dream had started before he even knew anyone was missing.
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05 Jan 2025
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Stop @’ing Me (It’s Giving me Anxiety) by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
10 Nov 2022
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Derek... had no idea what to say. Or how to react. Or what to even feel.
What the hell was going on?
He immediately went to YouTube to check his video, and the first thing he noticed was that his subscriber count had indeed changed, just as he’d suspected.
Except not in the direction he’d anticipated.
When he’d gone to bed, he’d still been a few thousand subscribers away from one million. Something like seventeen or eighteen thousand away.
He was now staring at his subscriber count sitting at over one million by a fair margin.
“What the fuck?” he whispered to himself, and went to look at his newest video about AllAboutMischief. It was sitting at three-hundred thousand views in the first hour, and had more comments than he’d ever gotten on any of his videos since he began uploading.
“What the fuck?” he whispered again, a little more desperately.
(Fic is 65k, please see AN for details)
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04 Jan 2025
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By Any Other Name (I Will Always Feel the Same) by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for pandane
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
25 Sep 2020
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Stiles very slowly reached up with both hands and covered his neck as best he could before whispering, “Are you Vampires?”
“What? No.” Derek couldn’t help the small laugh of disbelief that slid up his throat, crossing his arms defensively over his chest. It didn’t matter that he was thousands of years old, or that he was bigger and stronger than Stiles was. Somehow, he was pretty sure once this conversation was over, Stiles was going to be able to crush him like a bug, and he hated that feeling.
“Didn’t you say he was smart?” Boyd asked.
“Hey,” Stiles insisted, turning to him with a glare but not removing his hands from his neck. “Vampires is a perfectly logical guess in this case. And he said I was right on the Supernatural front. Vampires are Supernatural.”
“He said you weren’t wrong,” Boyd corrected. “Not that you were right.”
“Well, the opposite of wrong is right, so...” Stiles gave him a look, but turned back to Derek relatively quickly, as if realizing he was delaying his own answers.
“We’re not Vampires,” Derek said, then let out a small sigh before admitting, “we’re immortal.”
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Or: The Old Guard AU nobody asked for (except me).
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02 Jan 2025
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The Soul Knows What the Heart Wants by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for Giveemhale
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
29 Dec 2021
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“Holy—shit,” Stiles breathed, Bacon stopping in what he was doing, still staring at him intently, as if begging him to understand, for someone to finally understand. Stiles felt like he’d been electrocuted and he leapt out of his chair, kneeling in front of Bacon and grabbing at his furry face. “Holy shit! Oh my God, are you—wait, holy—you’re not fucking with me, right?!”
Bacon let out two quick barks, which Stiles chose to interpret as ‘no.’
“Oh my God, are you a real person in there?!” Stiles shouted in the wolf’s face, staring him right in the eye. He was still holding the wolf’s head with both hands, but Bacon dipped his muzzle in confirmation and Stiles officially lost his mind.
“Oh my God!” he shouted again, releasing Bacon to clutch at his own hair. “Oh my God! Dude, for real?! You’re—holy shit! Holy shit!” He didn’t know how to react to this news. He had no fucking idea how to react. This was a person?! But how?! How was this a person?! People didn’t just turn into wolves!
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02 Jan 2025
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“What happened? Where are you? What’s that sound?”
Derek jumped, having momentarily forgotten Scott was on the phone with him because Stiles had started moving. He’d stalked over to the other side of the cave, still eying Derek warily and growling, then settled protectively over a mass of clothes, leaves and animal innards. It was probably where he was sleeping.
Lovely. No wonder he smelled like death.
“Stiles,” Derek said, answering Scott’s question. Or, one of them, at least.
“Stiles? What do you—Stiles is making that noise?”
“Yes.”
“Why?”
“How fast do you think you can make it to the south lot of the Preserve?”
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01 Jan 2025
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”Mr Bond, they have a saying in Chicago: 'Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action'.”
- Goldfinger by Iam Fleming*
It doesn't take a genius for Stiles to realize what's been happening.
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- Part 4 of Steter Week 2019
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31 Dec 2024
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No Time Like the Future by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for pandane
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
10 Jul 2020
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It wasn’t until he was ten that the full explanation came to him, because every year when a group of kids turned ten, schools had a one-day course specifically about soulmates, what they meant, and why everyone had weird writing on their arms.
Derek remembered sitting in that all-day class, completely horrified, and absolutely devastated. The course leader made it sound like a good thing. Soulmates were the other half of your own being, they were the person you were supposed to love and cherish, who would understand every part of you, and all that other garbage nonsense. He was not here for this.
It wasn’t that Derek had any understanding of love—not romantic love, and certainly not at ten years old—but he read a lot of books and watched some shows and movies with his family, and love looked like something different in those environments. Love looked like a choice, like the meeting of people, and the getting to know them, and actively falling in love with a person because they were amazing and nice and just fit.
Soulmates didn’t sound like that.
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31 Dec 2024
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I Know the Owner by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for Swlfangirl
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
03 Jun 2022
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“Excuse me, what do you mean he’s the fiftieth customer?” the woman demanded angrily.
“I mean he’s the fiftieth customer,” the barista said cheerfully.
“But I arrived after him.”
“You certainly did, but you ordered before him, didn’t you?” The look he shot her at those words could’ve flayed the skin from her bones. “As such, you are customer number forty-nine. He is customer number fifty. Your drink will be ready over on the far counter, ma’am.”
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31 Dec 2024
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The Real You by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for Fae_vorite
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
03 May 2021
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Stiles held both hands out. “She loves it here!”
“Probably because we treat her right,” Boyd insisted, giving him a look.
“Again, not my fault,” Stiles argued. “But I will let you berate me to your heart’s content as long as you help fix her so she doesn’t leave me stranded in the boonies.”
“This whole fucking town is the God damn boonies,” Derek said angrily. Stiles wondered if he had any other settings.
So far he’d learned confusion and anger. He hoped there was a happy setting in there somewhere.
Boyd’s gaze cut briefly to Derek, then back to Stiles. “I see you’ve met Derek.”
“Oh yeah. We are now very close friends,” Stiles said, turning to grin at the Alpha.
He didn’t look impressed. Also like he was trying to figure out which parts of Stiles were the squishiest and easiest to eat through. That was concerning, he didn’t like that.
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31 Dec 2024