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    The doors of Gringotts swept open followed by the short boom of thunder and patter of rain. A veritably soaked individual sloshed into the lobby with all of the grace of a newborn thestral. Sharpclaw watched the proceedings with one eye while performing a double check on the ledger to his right. While wizards and witches got up to all sorts of weird and infuriating things, a single boy entering the bank at half past three in the morning still charted the waters of unusual. Unaccompanied except for the clothes on his back and the purpose in his emerald eyes.

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    In which Harry Potter greets Death as an old friend, and a new reality shifts into existence.

    Formerly titled 'The End and the Beginning'

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    The first two nights, Harry sleeps like the dead— or, well, maybe that's not the best comparison, given the number of inferi attacks reported lately.

    He sleeps like a log. Like a dead log. An un-re-animated dead log. From an everyday, inanimate, non-whomping tree.

    After that, Harry wakes up screaming more nights than not, and he even cries on the bad ones, which makes James cry too. In this regard, James reckons that his first week of parenting a full-grown teenage adult bears an awful lot of resemblance to parenting a newborn baby. He feels both blessed and terrifyingly out of his depth.

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    “About last night,” Shacklebolt said. “When we arrived on the scene, we obtained a detailed statement from each of our two witnesses about what had occurred. They both gave a rather interesting description of our trespasser.”

    “Oh? Anything useful?” James asked with mild interest.

    “Yes, actually. Oddly enough, both our witnesses mistook him for the same person.”

    “Who?”

    “You.”

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    14 Jul 2023

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    Stephen Strange saw fourteen million futures diverging from a single point in time, but the consequences of wielding the gauntlet ricochet in all directions.

    The stones do not forget.

    Tony Stark wakes up in 2008 with the echoes of eternity behind him. From there, things take a natural step in the other direction.

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    14 Sep 2021

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    It took Thanos six Infinity Stones to wipe out half of the life in the Universe, it only takes one to set it right... If they can't manage to seize the chance and turn time to their advantage.

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    13 Sep 2021