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Billy Batson is alone, scared, and in FREAKING GOTHAM. He needs to find shelter, make plans to get out of here, and-. And why won’t this creep with all these weird vibes just leave him alone??
Jason just wants to know why this little kid makes all of the weird magic Jason’s collected over the years go haywire.
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Jason Todd finds a scared Billy Batson and decides to help the poor kid out.-or-
Five times Jason Todd meets Billy Batson and helps him out, and one time they finally decide to just stick togetherBookmarked by Osomi_Eithr
19 Dec 2024
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“Are lizards bugs?” Hyrule asked, blinking up at Twilight with big, innocent eyes.
Twilight considered that. “Depends on the size. The lil’ ones you could make an argument for.”
“What about mice?” Wild asked with much less innocence and far more glee.
“I think you could find a mouse that’s a bug,” Twilight mused.
Wars was making little sputtering noises. “There’s - there’s science to this! There’s science, Twilight!”
“Yeah,” Twilight said with full sincerity. “It’s called pointin’ at somethin’ and sayin’ it’s a bug.”
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16 Dec 2024
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Legend had made a lot of bad decisions over his six adventures.
Following a disembodied voice into a sewer? Bad decision.
Opening a chest before checking if the item inside was cursed? Bad decision.
Stealing from a lightning-powered merchant? Bad decision.
Keeping Ravio around? Bad decision he made every day.
Hytopia? Bad decision times three.
Letting Warriors “borrow” his fire rod? Very bad decision.
This, though, this was the worst decision of Legend’s life.
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Legend makes a very large, very fluffy mistake. (And Wolfie’s eating habits are revealed.)
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16 Dec 2024
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Legend's hair is doing a weird thing. Turns out, he's not the only one, but man does it freak Wars out! Which is sort of funny actually, or at least entertaining when you're a hero with nothing to do >:)
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14 Dec 2024
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i'm not invincible by peachytaee
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
14 Oct 2024
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“Jaybird!” Dick yells as soon as he pulls the double doors open, and Jason can see the trail of little ducklings behind him.
Duke, Steph, Cass, and Tim are in a neat line behind Dick, and they all look miserable. They’re all wearing pajamas, each with their own tissue box. Damian is standing apart from them with his arms crossed, and Alfred The Cat is perched precariously on his shoulder, but the illusion of an upset healthy prepubescent teenager is very obviously ruined by a very red nose, and the pale pallor of his normally deep tan.
Dick is the only one who doesn’t look miserable, and Jason laments his own health and simultaneously curses Dick’s extremely abysmal culinary abilities and prowess.
Jason has no words. He wants to step back, away from the sick children. He wants to go back to his germ-free apartment and watch the newest episode of Great British Bake Off with Roy.
He takes a step back.
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Or, wherein Tim got his spleen taken by Ra's like in canon but little does everyone know that Jason had sold his spleen when he was a kid to try and get Catherine into rehab (and she still died of a drug overdose.)
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29 Oct 2024