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Be The Idiot You Want To See In The World by OrangeJuiceLesbian
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
01 Apr 2023
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Jon does not believe in ghosts, ghouls, or monsters - none, as Martin discovers, except the illusive 'Habersquitch'. Well, he appears to. He's always very intrigued by the reports of it.
It roams Hampstead Heath in search of food, or at least that's what Tim and Sasha told Jon after his sandwich went missing while out for lunch. That was five years ago, when they thought teasing the prickly newest addition to Research would be harmless. They also didn't realise how far this could go.
The problem now is that neither Tim or Sasha want to ruin their friendship with him, and have to keep the magic alive in fun and interesting new ways.
Unfortunately, Martin is conflicted about lying to Jon once he's told the full story.
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It's Never Too Late To Be A Stranger by OrangeJuiceLesbian for boXed_eggz
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
25 Dec 2022
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A week and a half before Christmas, Jon and Martin have been set up on a blind date – just not with each other. But as Jon overhears a guy at the pub hope that his date doesn’t look a particular way, and then sees a man by that description and very out of place in the pub, he decides to take over while abandoning his own.
As long as this only lasts tonight and they don’t want to see each other again, Jon should be absolutely fine pretending to be someone he’s not.
He just needs to not fall in love with this man. This very cute, very tall, very sweet man.
Oh no.
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- Part 1 of You Are Not Alone
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You Know, We're Going To Be Legends by OrangeJuiceLesbian for mashedgravyandpotatoes
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
31 Oct 2022
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The time has finally come, and wedding bells are beginning to chime in the Archives (not literal ones, unless someone's accidentally wandered into Artefact Storage).
Seven chapters, seven days surrounding their wedding, and seven (previously unseen) key events in the soon-to-be-Blackwoods’ relationship to finish off the series.
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- Part 11 of Hawaiian Shirts And Bad Excuses
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Perhaps It's Haunted: The Farewell Season by OrangeJuiceLesbian for Theonewhobloomsinthebittersnow
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
16 Oct 2022
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Some time ago, Tim, Sasha, Melanie, and Georgie created a ghost hunting show called ‘Perhaps It’s Haunted’, with a follow-up show from Jon called ‘Fucking Prove It’.
After a quite reasonable amount of success, they brought it back for a second season – but when Jon and Martin are discussing it one day on their own adventure, they realise they never saw the final episode, and that no one ever wanted to talk about. Instead, their friends would just adopt a far-off look, and fall silent.
So, join the crew for one last ride, as they explore three more ‘haunted’ locations, and we find out the answer to the question: whatever happened to ‘Perhaps It’s Haunted’?
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- Part 10 of Hawaiian Shirts And Bad Excuses
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“Of course,” Elias clasped his hands in front of him, turning his sight back to Tim and Sasha. “What can I help you with?”
“Why does Jon have to record the statements?” Tim asked, gesturing back to the Archivist.
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What?
Because the Archivist must.
That wasn’t helpful.
The Archival staff ask about why the statements need to be audibly recorded, and Elias can't quite think of a lie quick enough, and the Eye isn't helping much either.
Since when did this lot have more than one brain cell?
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Part 2: Live. Laugh. Lurk.
Part 3: A Good Myth Is Hard To Kill
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Hawaiian Shirts And Bad Excuses by OrangeJuiceLesbian
Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
31 Oct 2022
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Everybody Lives/Nobody Dies, in the setting of season one, but pretty much without any of the canon storyline, because I just wanted it to be fun.
Featuring Tim's amazing collection of Hawaiian shirts, the three cats accumulated, and the many adventures of those in the Archives - like that one time Martin set Elias on fire because it was the opportunity of a lifetime, and the April Fools day Jon hid in the air vents and Sasha dove in after him.- Words:
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