Onedoesnotneedtoknow
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"Merlin, who was your first kiss?" Arthur asks the innocent enough question one night, wholly unaware of the life-altering answer he's about to receive.
"Oh um," his servant blushes a very interesting shader of scarlet from his seat by his side. Merlin refuses to meet his eye. "It’d’ have to be Gwen, I guess."
A night of merry comradery with his knights, his wife, and his servant leads to some interesting revelations for Arthur.
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There's a pregnant cow in trouble and Hawkeye knows only one man that can help.
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Sometimes you just need fruit loops to make the nightmares go away
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“I’m sorry sir, but she’s gone.”
d’Artagnan didn’t even feel his legs give out. He didn’t feel his knees cracking against the tiles. He didn’t feel Athos’ strong hands keeping him upright. He didn’t feel anything.
Set after a modern bombing of the garrison, d’Artagnan didn’t know how to feel.
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an excerpt from a series i havent written yet - d'Art meets Constance by Onedoesnotneedtoknow
Fandoms: The Musketeers (2014)
05 Apr 2017
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basically what the title says, writing is my outlet and with school i probably wont have time to write an entire series yet but i had this in my mind so enjoy modern musketeers with a bit of hurt!d'Art and fluffy constagnan
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“Where did you learn to do that?” Gwaine asked, following Merlin up the bank.
“This is how normal people fish,” Merlin replied dryly. “Not trying to stab them with swords.”“This is a knife,” Gwaine retorted, sounding every bit as sulky as he felt.
“Still, you didn’t catch a fish.”
------------------------------------------------------Gwaine saves a young Merlin from a beating and ends up with a new little brother to take care of on his travels.
Or, what would Merlin be like if he had Gwaine influencing him over his formative years?
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09 May 2023
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When a druid clan visits Camelot to forge an alliance, they offer Arthur a protective rune tattoo as a diplomatic gift. The mischievous tattooist notices the way Arthur looks longingly at Merlin and tattoos a rune on Arthur's back that shields him from harm in battle or, apparently, in bed.
With the tattoo still new and heavy with magic, Arthur finds himself a slave to his own awakened desires from its unexpected side effects – until Merlin offers to help, that is.
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08 Jan 2023
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In an Albion where Merlin fights for Morgause in open war against Camelot, the capture of Prince Arthur is an opportunity to get information. Morgause orders Merlin to make Arthur theirs, mind, body, and soul, and Merlin has just the trick for getting Arthur to talk. In the process he wonders what else he can make Arthur do.
Mind control porn without plot.
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02 Dec 2022
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A map of the Kingdoms of Albion, based on show data, canon maps, historical maps, and a bit of fudging to get it all to fit together nicely. Canon-compliant and based circa season 2. Includes chapters on: demographics, travel on foot/by horse, and known locations.
Now contains a detailed map of the Kingdom of Camelot!
Please feel free to use this as a fannish resource!
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27 Nov 2022
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Merlin refuses to allow a bad relationship to control him. Having recently moved to town, he works up the courage to attend Camelot, a BDSM club with a good reputation in the scene. He's done his research and knows what BDSM is supposed to be, but experiencing it is a different thing.
Before opening the door to the club itself, Arthur hesitated and looked at Merlin. “Morgana is a wonderful, creative, sadistic domme,” he warned, “but she’s like a strong single malt: if you’ve never had alcohol before, you might want to try something a little less … potent … first.”
“What about you?” Merlin blurted out, and then wished the floor would swallow him whole.
Arthur smiled slowly. His gaze moved slowly, speculatively, from the top of Merlin’s head down to his feet and back up again. “If Morgana is single malt,” Arthur murmured, taking a step forward so that his lips were close to Merlin’s ear, his voice deep and seductive, “then I’m Spirytus Stauski.”
Merlin shivered. He had no idea what that was, but he was good at inferring from context, he thought wildly.
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- Part 1 of Fractures in the Flesh
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23 Nov 2022