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Yogirt nodded as he put his own phone down. He slid to the edge of the giant chair, and Fizz caught a flash of dark red skin as the edge of his skirts rode up. He jerked his gaze away to lock eyes again and Yogirt was smirking.
"If you’d like, I can help lead you through some exercises that should help center you."
Fizz thought about saying no, but really what the hell else was there for him to be doing? "Sure."
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Ozzie gets called into a Sins-only meeting, so Fizz has to entertain himself.
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14 Dec 2024
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"Let me tell you what’s gonna happen here," Blitzø said. "I’m making you a drink. In fact, I’m making us both a drink, just don’t tell Ozzie. And fuck that menu you’ve been staring at all night, I’m gonna take care of you. What’s your favorite liquor?”
Stolas hesitated. “Well,” he said, “I generally drink absinthe when I’m looking to forget something–”
“No, not like that, damn!” Blitzø eyed Stolas in somewhat of a reproached concern. “I just meant– no. We’re not forgetting tonight because I’m gonna make it worth it that you came all the way down here to this shitty ass bar. I want to know which liquor you like."
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A hot bartender. A failed first date. And most importantly- some absolutely FILTHY bathroom sex.
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12 Dec 2024
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I'm the architect of your improper sides by Chained_Hound
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
15 Nov 2024
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Goetic meetings had never been particularly enticing for Andrealphus, but lately they'd been downright unbearable.
It was partially due to increased hostility; ever since Stolas' petty little divorce and his subsequent victory, Andrealphus had lost a lot of trust and support from the Parliament, and with that came disrespect. However, to pin that as the only reason would be a lie by omission.
Because truly, most of it was thanks to the nimble tongue gently lapping at a pen, and the handsome prince that beak belonged to.
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01 Dec 2024
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“Y’know, Fizz convinced me to come,” Blitzø admits, allowing their conversation to last a little longer, offering up some comfort to the old man that his favorite son was still on his side.
“He said I should see you, give ya a chance instead of blowing you off to die alone.”
“Ha! I believe that.” Cash laughs, the wrinkles around his eyes deepening as his expression turns into something fond over the detail Blitzø threw him about their family’s former star, “That boy always was my good kid.”
Blitzø never expected to learn things about Fizzarolli when Cash reaches out to him after all these years. But he's going to fix them the only way he knows how.
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21 Nov 2024
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AU: What if Cash Buckzo took the money and ran, leaving Blitzo all alone at the home of a mighty demon king?
"You see, my son has taken a liking to you, and I figured I wouldn’t have to bother finding a valet for when he is older since one landed on my door. You will attend finishing school, and apprentice with Mr. Butler over the summer breaks. By the time you reach valet age, you will be the perfect help to my son. Win-win you could say.”
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08 Nov 2024
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Stolas attends a party, has a revelation, and dicks Andrealphus down good.
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05 Nov 2024
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I’m so cold (let me in your window) by sixbucksandadrpepper for Nevertoldmewhat
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
30 Oct 2024
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Blitz tugged at the tendril that was holding onto him but it still wouldn’t budge. Trying to hook his claws underneath it and pry it off didn’t work either, and he almost lost his balance with the force he was putting into trying to untangle it from him.
“What’s your fucking damage, Twoey?” Blitz almost growled, leaning down towards the bushes only bloom as he tried in vain to tug his leg free.
The plant responded by huffing purple smoke into his face.
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05 Nov 2024
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AU-Canon Divergence
Andrealphus had lovers from time to time. No one stuck around but not from lack of trying. On their part, of course, Andrealphus was not one to form attachments. He had received marriage offers from dukes and duchesses and requests to become a concubine of sorts from a king or two, but Andrealphus would not be a kept bird.
That was until Andrealphus woke up one morning and thought, ‘I need to make a nest.’
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- Part 2 of Known
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04 Nov 2024
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Alastor summons a demon under the assumption that he will participate in a simple transaction: his soul for all the power he could ever want.
He should have known better.
Day 1 of Bottom Alastor Week: Milking
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- Part 1 of Bottom Alastor Week 2024
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22 Oct 2024
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Vox is offered an incentive to get Val under control. 😈
VoxVal focused with some AppleStatic tidbits in the mix.
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22 Oct 2024
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Now that things have settled down and they’re officially ‘dating’, Blitzø decides it’s time to take Stolas on a real date, and Stolas decides they should do things a little differently this time around.
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22 Oct 2024
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“Though,” Blitzø says, pausing when he’s only a foot away from the owl. Their height difference is vast, but still somehow Stolas feels like the smaller one. “I never see you swimming, birdy. Seems like a waste to have such a nice pool and never use it.”
“Ah, I don’t actually like to swim all that much,” Stolas explains, voice getting breathier as he goes on. His talons fidget with the book in his hands and he moves to hold it over his chest.
“A shame,” Blitzø says. “Was wondering how you’d look all wet.” His eyes cut down and back up quickly and his smile is sharp, the edges of fangs nearly sparkling in the sun. The tip of his tongue pokes out of his mouth, the end forked.
Or: a different second meeting occurs when Blitzø is hired to tend Stolas' new pool.
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19 Oct 2024
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He placed his untouched glass on the small table next to him and leaned forward. "You can be honest with me, Stolas. I am not going to hurt you."
Stolas swallowed. He couldn’t remember the last time anyone had said his name with any sort of tenderness, with even a modicum of care.
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Stolas has been confined to his wife's manor for eight months, and he seeks comfort from the only available source.
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18 Oct 2024
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You are the best drug I know, my starlight by The_Mon1ker_Project for sixbucksandadrpepper
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
17 Oct 2024
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Ever since he and Stolas broke off their relationship on his wedding day, Andrealphus had felt empty.
He shouldered his way through the ever passing days, avoiding Stolas as much as he could, and spending every night running his mind over every inch of the memories of their final night together, every second ingrained into his brain.
The ever present desire for the Prince was suffocating, the only thing able to alleviate it a glass of whiskey and a puff of opium.
So who could blame him when he folded to Stolas, the owl appearing at his doorstep, looking ethereally beautiful, his mind tumbling like a house of cards at the whispered desires that graced his ears.
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18 Oct 2024
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“That was very rude, you know,” Alastor admonished, lowering his own arm, resting it on the top of his microphone as his gaze finally focused onto the angel, whose face twisted into a cringe. “I thought you might have some manners somewhere deep down inside you, being alive as long as you have.”
“Yeah,” the King sighed, running his fingers through his hair. “Yeah, you’re right. I didn’t mean—”
“And now that I’m here…,” the sinner continued, his voice a slow drawl.
“Right—of course,” he replied, his eyes dropping to the middle of the demon’s chest in shame, ready to receive his punishment. “I deserve—”
“I would appreciate it if you finished what you started.”
Lucifer’s mouth came to a grinding halt, his gaze jumping back up to the other man’s face.
Wait. What?
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15 Oct 2024
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Blitzø gets bit by a wolf-thing on a mission and things sure do happen!
Or: gratuitous knot smut based on the Halloween merch.
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- Part 1 of heavy petting
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12 Oct 2024
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After his rehearsal dinner the night before his wedding, Stolas makes a stop at the palace library where he stumbles on Vassago giving Andrealphus an... intimate lesson.
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09 Oct 2024
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Andrealphus loves Vassago, so much that he fears what will happen when his walls inevitably fail.
The answer is contained within.
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08 Oct 2024
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Blitzø knows that getting bitten has it’s perks as well as it’s downsides, but he’s not sure where this one lands. All he knows is that if he’s going to be forced to go into heat he might as well give Stolas the best full moon of his life. At least, that was the plan, until they realise, they might have made a slight miscalculation.
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07 Oct 2024
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The king smiles kindly at Blitzø, shaking the imp to his core. This hit should be easy. Royals are all pompous assholes who think they’re better than everyone else simply for being born into an arbitrary title.
But here is the king, in dirty overalls, selflessly taking care of his plants, and weirdest of all, he’s now bowing to an imp as if they were equals.
“For what reason have you come to see me after all this time, dear Blitzø?”
The term of endearment makes his brain short circuit, and what the hell does he mean “after all this time”? He shakes it off and stands straight
“The..” he clears his throat “The queen has tasked me with escorting you this evening.”
The owls eyes widen for a brief moment, a smile quickly replaces the look of shock
“Oh! Yes, of course.”
He almost seems disappointed, but Blitzø isn’t going to dig too deeply into that. He’ll feel even more disappointed when his so-called “escort” stabs him in the back..
Quite literally.
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05 Oct 2024