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Based on this Prompt from the Hobbit Kink Meme:
Lady Dwarf knows when she’s pregnant.
Dwarves know they've been impregnated immediately after sex. Like literally, their partner cums and they're like 'yep, time to start knitting booties'. Any pairing, mpreg and gender swap welcome. Serious or crack.
Fun fact: Conception doesn't take place immediately after sex, not always at least. That's the principle on which the "morning after" pill works - it does not end pregnancies, it somehow intervenes in ovulation. Just imagine, a fierce warrior, swinging her battle axe, and suddenly she realizes she's pregnant ... and mows through her enemies at double speed because how DARE they threaten her unborn child!
Well, you can guess where I went with this...
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24 Jun 2024
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Unexpected by InkFire_Scribe
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
30 Oct 2014
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Bofur has been asked to escort Kili to the Blue Mountains and to bring Gimli back, along with any messages anyone might want delivered to Erebor. Along the way, he thought it a good idea to drop in on one Burglar and ex-King, since they were both technically banished.
If someone insists, then I might write more, but this is really just a fluffy snippet I wrote for fun in 15 minutes or less.
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20 Jun 2024
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Kink Meme Fills by Jellyfiggles
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types
30 Jul 2013
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A collection of mini-fills and oneshots for the Kink Meme. Various pairings, some non-con and some ridiculous fluff.
Warnings at the start of each chapter.
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20 Jun 2024
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Bilbo and Thorin share a bath.
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20 Jun 2024
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Chatoyance & Starstones by Rubynye
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types
07 Apr 2013
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Two linked tales of Thorin Oakenshield and his beloved burglar, Beryl Baggins.
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19 Jun 2024