17 Bookmarks by Not_that_kind_of_person
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Valentino's grin widened.
"One drop of this and you'll have him at your feet." The pink bottle glistened in the light, even through the screen. "For a price, of course."
Vox waited for the bastard to laugh again, but he didn't. Alastor couldn't possibly be contemplating this madness, could he? Or maybe he was. What better way to humiliate Vox forever than to make him his personal bitch?
His angry growl turned into a scream of rage. He let out so much electricity that it fried some of the screens, rendering them useless. He didn't give a fuck. He wanted to kill Valentino, the backstabbing piece of shit.
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Vox tries to pretend to be under a love spell and accidentally ruins his life in the process. Another happy day in hell.
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- Part 1 of Blame Vox
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16 Feb 2024
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After Vox is suddenly blindsided by Valentino and Velvette and kicked out of VoxTek, he is left stranded with nothing and is forced to turn to Hazbin Hotel for help. There he gets caught up in a twisted deal with Alastor who intends to use his presence to his advantage. In return, he agrees to help Vox reclaim his throne from Valentino and get his revenge. Vox reluctantly agrees until he finds out Alastor’s plan revolves around them becoming fake boyfriends and the feelings he once harbored for Alastor slowly begin to resurface.
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- English
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- 13/13
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12 Feb 2024
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Mobius looks down at the paperwork, gets a sort of flustered farmboy look on his face, looks back up at Loki and says, “You offered to give a cop fellatio in the middle of Central Park.”
“I obviously didn’t know he was a cop,” Loki says, though he did, he just didn’t know he was an undercover vice cop. “It’s not illegal to engage in a bit of mutually agreed-upon oral sex.”
“It is when you do it in Central Park,” Mobius tells him, “and when you charge fifty bucks.”
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03 Nov 2023
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Dean didn't think that his life as a detective could get much worse after Castiel was promoted to lieutenant.
Castiel was a stickler for the rules, had no sense of humour, and never seemed to give Dean a break, even though they used to be partners.
But then, despite all of their questionable history, the two are asked to go undercover on a case in the wealthy suburbs of California. . . as a married couple.- Language:
- English
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- 28,112
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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Bookmarked by Not_that_kind_of_person
13 Oct 2023
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The boys uncover a series of death and disappearances involving former contestants of a reality game show. They decide the best way to stop whatever's killing off contestants is to get on the show, but the catch is the show is about testing the relationship between fiancés. Dean and Cas have to go undercover as lovers and stay on long enough to find out what's killing all these couples.
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-Descriptive mentions of blasphemous sex toys (But none have actually been used)
-Meta references
-On TV (but not The French Mistake)
-Background lesbian, gay, transgender and all around queer charactersTags will be updated as the story progresses.
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- English
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- 73,241
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- 15/16
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Bookmarked by Not_that_kind_of_person
11 Oct 2023
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Dean and Castiel go undercover as a married couple at the Desert Oasis hotel in order to investigate the disappearance of guests.
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09 Oct 2023
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One Dance Whose Steps I Never Could Learn by hapax (hapaxnym) for Dervila
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
10 Dec 2021
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Or, Five Times Crowley Took Romantic Advice From Anathema (plus One Time He Took Romantic Advice From Newt)
“Shaddup,” Crowley said, a bit of fondness leaking into his voice. “We’re not friends, neither. You’re just this bint who I tempt into ditching her fiancé on a monthly basis.”
“And you are just this camp old horror that comes to me to whine about his boyfriend-who-isn’t-really-his-boyfriend,” she retaliated, resting her chin on her folded hands.Anathema Device has the perfect plan for tempting Aziraphale to realize that he ought to be with Crowley (not to mention distracting herself from own upcoming wedding): adapting scenarios from cheesy rom-coms.
Crowley is doubtful, but hasn’t got one single better idea.- Language:
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- 4/4
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02 Aug 2023
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Finally, Aziraphale spoke. “You mean to say— you got us married?”
“Just as a precaution, I never really thought I’d end up discorporated again, it’d been ages, you just don’t get stampedes or assassinations like you used to —”
“You got us married, and you didn’t tell me?”
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Crowley gets inconveniently discorporated. And it’s not like it’s ever been easy to get a new body, but this time around, things really aren’t looking good. His new innuendo-obsessed lust-demon of a coworker honestly isn’t helping things.
Meanwhile, Aziraphale has a dead body to contend with, and an occult mortician & his very normal daughter to fend off. What lengths will he go to in order to get Crowley back to Earth?
Podfic of dearly departed by attheborder.
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- 65
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- 2/4
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Bookmarked by Not_that_kind_of_person
31 Jul 2023
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The Rehearsal by ArsenicIsForever
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Jun 2023
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When Crowley and Aziraphale get invited to Newt and Anathema's wedding, the continued prophesies of Agnes Nutter contain a passage that sounds as though Crowley and Aziraphale are married. In order to avoid upsetting Anathema's Grandparents when they find out Agnes' prophesy was wrong, Anathema convinces them to pretend for the party. Shenanigans most certainly ensue.
___“Well, that’s settled. You can show up for the reception. That only leaves the rehearsal dinner—“ Aziraphale began.
“What do they need to rehearse dinner for?” Crowley cut in.
“They don’t rehearse dinner, they rehearse the ceremony.”
“So, it’s a rehearsal ceremony.”
“Yes, but we’re just going to the rehearsal dinner.”
“You said they weren’t rehearsing dinner.”
“They aren’t.”
“Okay, so we’ve got to go to a Regular Dinner.”
“Do you think we should practice?” Aziraphale asked.
“Wait, wait -- I thought you said we weren’t practicing dinner!” Crowley looked at him in puzzlement.
“What? No! I mean for Anathema. Since she needs us to pretend to be married.” Aziraphale frowned.
Bookmarked by Not_that_kind_of_person
31 Jul 2023
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you try so loud to love me / i cannot seem to hear by alienbiarcher
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
11 Aug 2023
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When Aziraphale left to become the Supreme Archangel, Crowley left to spend some time among the stars. Three years later, he returns back to Earth. Turns out that while Crowley was away, moping, Aziraphale grew to resent his new position. But quitting Heaven is not easy, and he needs Crowley's help to convince Metatron he isn't fit for the job anymore.
(title from that unwanted animal by the amazing devil)
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31 Jul 2023
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A year and a half later, our demon Crowley is grappling with being left behind. He has settled never to see Aziraphale again and aims to spend the rest of his existence trying to forget the angel. He makes an impromptu visit to Whickber Street one festive Winter night to see some old friends, and Nina makes him deliver some pastries to the bookshop Muriel now supposedly runs.
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30 Jul 2023
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Why do ghosts take the elevator? To raise their spirit! by dextonhuk
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
10 May 2023
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What room of the house are you least likely to find a ghost in?
The living room.Unless you're Jimmy Solidarity of course.
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Or; Jimmy works in a thrift store, where he finds an interesting coat. Now he has a cool coat, and a ghost that keeps flirting with him.
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06 May 2023
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Nothing to Know About Cosmic Interference by Gfgjjjjgfff
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
21 Apr 2023
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It shocked him. When they came back, when their loud distorted voices began shouting in his sleeping head, echoing as if there was space to echo through in his skull, “our will be done.”
Well that was easy to make sense of. Martyn easily concluded that that was their way of dramatically announcing that they were back and here to torment Martyn for another game. It was what came before that concerned him.
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The Watchers start talking in Martyn’s head again and he has a bit of a panic attack over it and begins worrying about staying with Scott. However Scott is a sweetheart and makes him feel better by being his sassy self.
This was originally meant to be longer so I’m sorry if the ending is kinda sudden, I ran out of motivation to continue lol.Bookmarked by Not_that_kind_of_person
21 Apr 2023
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Green. Never exposed to the plague. Yellow. Infected, inactive. Red. Ticking time bomb. The Phantoms rule the streets at night, and there’s no safe place, no matter your color.
It’s the rules Martyn’s played by for nineteen years. But there’s a cure in Toronto, if he and his new friends—or the closest thing to them—can get there in time.
If the cure is real.
If they don’t go red.
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- Part 1 of an eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth
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we kid ourselves there's future in the fucking (but there is no fucking future) by dontbesuspicious (orphan_account)
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Limited Life SMP, limitedlife - Fandom, Limited Life, traffic series - Fandom
27 Mar 2023
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title from we are beautiful, we are doomed - los campesinos!
jimmy overthinks, joel sits there looking pretty.
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02 Apr 2023
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Watcher's Nest Café by scribblingdragon
Fandoms: Empires SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
04 Jun 2023
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“I want you to know that I hate everything about this.”
Scott hums into his drink, sipping at it before throwing the whole thing back like it’s a shot. The bitter taste is enough to wake him up at least a little more. “You're here on time, at least.”
Jimmy’s staring at him when he looks up, apron held in his hands as he squints. Scott stares back at him. “How much espresso was in that?” He asks. Scott doesn't actually know, he measured it more with his heart than his eyes.
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Or: I’ve finally cracked and written a coffee shop au.
Bookmarked by Not_that_kind_of_person
02 Apr 2023
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Only Coffee au I'll probably like. Hope I won't get disappointed. Dont think so tho
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Benimaru gets injured. Konro is all too happy to help him get better.
Bookmarked by Not_that_kind_of_person
06 Nov 2022