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Valentino's grin widened.
"One drop of this and you'll have him at your feet." The pink bottle glistened in the light, even through the screen. "For a price, of course."
Vox waited for the bastard to laugh again, but he didn't. Alastor couldn't possibly be contemplating this madness, could he? Or maybe he was. What better way to humiliate Vox forever than to make him his personal bitch?
His angry growl turned into a scream of rage. He let out so much electricity that it fried some of the screens, rendering them useless. He didn't give a fuck. He wanted to kill Valentino, the backstabbing piece of shit.
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Vox tries to pretend to be under a love spell and accidentally ruins his life in the process. Another happy day in hell.
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- Part 1 of Blame Vox
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16 Feb 2024
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After Vox is suddenly blindsided by Valentino and Velvette and kicked out of VoxTek, he is left stranded with nothing and is forced to turn to Hazbin Hotel for help. There he gets caught up in a twisted deal with Alastor who intends to use his presence to his advantage. In return, he agrees to help Vox reclaim his throne from Valentino and get his revenge. Vox reluctantly agrees until he finds out Alastor’s plan revolves around them becoming fake boyfriends and the feelings he once harbored for Alastor slowly begin to resurface.
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12 Feb 2024
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Mobius looks down at the paperwork, gets a sort of flustered farmboy look on his face, looks back up at Loki and says, “You offered to give a cop fellatio in the middle of Central Park.”
“I obviously didn’t know he was a cop,” Loki says, though he did, he just didn’t know he was an undercover vice cop. “It’s not illegal to engage in a bit of mutually agreed-upon oral sex.”
“It is when you do it in Central Park,” Mobius tells him, “and when you charge fifty bucks.”
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03 Nov 2023
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Dean didn't think that his life as a detective could get much worse after Castiel was promoted to lieutenant.
Castiel was a stickler for the rules, had no sense of humour, and never seemed to give Dean a break, even though they used to be partners.
But then, despite all of their questionable history, the two are asked to go undercover on a case in the wealthy suburbs of California. . . as a married couple.- Language:
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13 Oct 2023
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The boys uncover a series of death and disappearances involving former contestants of a reality game show. They decide the best way to stop whatever's killing off contestants is to get on the show, but the catch is the show is about testing the relationship between fiancés. Dean and Cas have to go undercover as lovers and stay on long enough to find out what's killing all these couples.
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-Descriptive mentions of blasphemous sex toys (But none have actually been used)
-Meta references
-On TV (but not The French Mistake)
-Background lesbian, gay, transgender and all around queer charactersTags will be updated as the story progresses.
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11 Oct 2023