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Badger at the Gate by No_one_of_account
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
17 Dec 2024
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Lena was heading home from her day job as a software engineer when an llithid nautiloid kidnapped her. Luckily, she's a honey badger shifter (loosely based on those in Shelly Laurenston's Honey Badger Chronicles), and honey badgers are best known for punching up by taking on lions, hyenas, leopards, scorpions, and venomous snakes. Unluckily, her new companions might want to murder her for being a chaos gremlin.
This fic reads as a Baldur's Gate 3 playthrough with a lot of non-canon dialog and more freeform DnD elements. Why? Because I think it's funny. Your mileage may vary. And apologies for my clumsy attempts at emotional depth and smut. Not like "it's so bad it's entertaining" but more like "this is boring/shallow, just move on." And no, I don't know how to fix it, but I'm going to just keep chugging because I can.
Also, I'll sometimes reread a chapter and add/revise content more to my liking (there's an 'Edit' in the chapter summary).
20240704: in case I don't manage to finish this fic, I've added an epilogue.
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- Part 1 of A Honey Badger in Baldur's Gate
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Badger at the Gate: Epilogues by No_one_of_account
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
18 Nov 2024
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A series of fluffy one-offs of post-BG3 stories as a follow-up to Badger at the Gate, wherein a honey badger shifter loosely based on the Shelly Laurenston's Honey Badger Chronicles gets kidnapped by the nautiloid. I suggest reading the main fic if you're not familiar with the sort of fuckery my !Tav, Lena, and her lIger shifer best friend, Edie, get up to. This will get updated when I get something stuck in my head like an earworm.
Also the occasional boring/perfunctory smut (I read it but can't write it).
I'll sometimes say to myself, "I can possibly make this chapter less crappy. Or I can make it worse. LET'S FIND OUT!"—those get a little 'Edit' in the summary.
Think of this as insurance in case I never manage to complete the main fic.
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- Part 2 of A Honey Badger in Baldur's Gate
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A Honey Badger in Baldur's Gate by No_one_of_account
Fandom: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
17 Dec 2024
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Astarion is given a chance to escape Cazador's clutches. The catch? He is being sent on a one-way ticket to Earth, with no memory of how he got there.
No tadpoles, no tadpole gang, no BG3 canon events. He leaves the night before the Nautiloid came.
A tale in which Astarion learns how to be an adult, gets the therapy he deserves, and helps the love of his life and himself avoid being caught by the FBI.
This includes my OC from my other BG3 fic, Threadbare, starting in the second chapter of the fic, if Nora never left Earth.
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23 Sep 2024
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Halsin struggles to put his past to rest, but it's haunting him in more ways than he realizes. He'd thought his time in the Underdark was long behind him, an unpleasant pitfall of youthful hubris, but remnants of his captivity remain, the youngest of which unwittingly stumbles to his rescue.
Lythra can't stop running from her past--hasn't, since she managed to make it out of the Underdark. She has no love for Menzoberranzan, or her House, or anything she left behind in the dark. Or nearly anything.
Still, she'd rather die than return--a prospect all the more likely with a tadpole jammed behind her eye. But perhaps, with the help of a renown druidic healer, she can go back to what remains of her half-life in the sun.
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21 Sep 2024
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Picking up four years after becoming the beloved Saviours of Baldur’s Gate, our heroes are left still unpacking their issues and trying to build better lives for themselves— a difficult task when so many things have been left unsaid for so many years!
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17 Aug 2024
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That One Time I Got Kidnapped By An Evil Vampire Lord by ScrapSovereign
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
27 Nov 2024
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Mackenzie’s week is going to end like a country song. Things couldn’t get any worse.
She thinks they’re starting to look up when a handsome stranger waltzes into her life, but didn’t expect him to take her wish to start over so literally…
(Smut chapters marked with a *, rating and tags to change as the story updates/gets worse)
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04 Aug 2024
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Navigating the Sword Coast was full of adventures - thrilling fights, daring deceptions, and even a hint of romance. However, when the party travels through a portal and winds up in the world of 1800s London, they know their path has been drastically changed. The world that was once theirs is no more - now, they are amongst the Bridgertons. Can they leave their old ways behind and navigate the complex social dynamics of the ton?
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19 Jul 2024