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  1. Rec 49

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    Draco Malfoy loves running his coffee shop, Jitter Bug, with his two best friends (most of the time). He also loves his routines. He does NOT love his routines being disrupted by some idiot named Harry Potter.

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    03 Aug 2024

  2. Rec 12

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    Harry, reclining on the couch, sighed. "It's not that simple, Ron. We're just... enjoying each other's company."

    Hermione chimed in, her patience wearing thin. "Enjoying each other's company? Honestly, Harry, this dance of yours is getting old. Why don't you just tell him how you feel?"

    Ron nodded in agreement. "Hermione's right, mate. If you like the bloke, make a move."

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    06 Jan 2024

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    Seven years out from the war, Harry learns the hard truth of old history: itโ€™s never quite as far behind you as you thought.

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    05 Apr 2023

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    Impossible to remain silent while reading

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    Circles can be tiring. They have no end. But sometimes, the path is set for a reason, as anything outside the circle is even worse than what's within. Harry is running in circles with Draco Malfoy, and no matter how hard he tries, he can't escape.

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    04 Apr 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I'm trying not to cry in the middle of class right now

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    "๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ฆ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ž," ๐ก๐ž ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ž๐, "๐ข ๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ž๐ ๐๐ข๐จ๐ซ ๐ฌ๐š๐ฎ๐ฏ๐š๐ ๐ž."
    ๐ก๐ž๐ซ ๐ž๐ฒ๐ž๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ข๐๐ž๐ง๐ž๐, ๐›๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ฌ๐ก๐ž ๐ญ๐ซ๐ข๐ž๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐š๐ฒ ๐ข๐ญ ๐œ๐จ๐จ๐ฅ. "๐ข'๐ฆ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ž ๐ฅ๐จ๐ญ๐ฌ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ฉ๐ž๐จ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ž ๐ฐ๐ž๐š๐ซ ๐๐ข๐จ๐ซ ๐ฌ๐š๐ฎ๐ฏ๐š๐ ๐ž, ๐ก๐š๐ซ๐ซ๐ฒ," ๐ฌ๐ก๐ž ๐ญ๐ซ๐ข๐ž๐.
    "๐ง๐จ๐ญ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ž ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ, ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ฒ ๐๐จ๐ง'๐ญ."

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    It was meant to be a harmless joke. When Pansy and Blaise replaced Potter's Amortentia vial with Draco's cologne to fuck with them both, that is. But they couldn't have imagined the enormity of the consequences their prank would have.

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    03 Apr 2023

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    So much of this is toxic but I can't hate it