NoGrimsInMyTea



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    Excellent. So, use the magic dildo Draco Malfoy created for her every day. Can do, no problem, nothing weird about that.

    Oh gods. What if he was...thinking about her using it? She didn't know what to do with her face or hands. Draco Malfoy knew how to get her off—in theory, anyway. This hadn't been on her bingo card for the year. For her lifetime, really.

    "Right. Thank you. Okay, I'm going to go and I'll just—use this, I suppose and let you know how it goes." Her eyes grew wide. "Not like that, I mean, hopefully I won't need to come back again because hopefully it'll work and there won't be anything I need to update you on. Not that you would want an update either way, I just...I'm going to go now. Goodbye."

    She stalked towards the door without looking at Malfoy, hoping the ground would magically swallow her up. Could she Obliviate him? No, that would be impolite.

    Just before the door swung shut behind her, she heard an amused "Bye, Granger" from the beautiful, infuriating wandmaker.

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    Or, Hermione inadvertently buys a customized, magical "wand" from Draco Malfoy and gets a whole lot more than she bargained for.

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    Draco and Harry are new Auror partners. It's a bit dull. Until they finally see some spell action and things get a lot more interesting (in Draco's pants).

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    21 Aug 2024

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    Harry goes to the market and ends up having to save Draco Malfoy’s life with sex. He saves Draco’s life with sex and ends up with a husband. The last thing he expects in all of it is to fall in love.

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    21 Aug 2024

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    Harry never expected to have a hot summer fling with Draco Malfoy when he agreed to mind the castle with him. He also never expected that it would all have to end on August thirty-first. What happens when casual sex with Harry’s ex-enemy turns not casual after all? And how the hell is he going to stop Draco from making one of the biggest mistakes of his life?

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