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Ben is estranged from his mother. He runs his father's booming mercantile business, much to the amusement of Armitage his best friend. But Han is now ill and wants Ben to return with him to the Capital to make peace with Leia. The prospect fills Ben with dread. Meanwhile, the drums of war are sounding across the Empire.
Wonky Renaissance Europe setting with Canonverse place names. Think of Hanna City as Venice.
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So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
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Oh God Not Again!
Sarah1281Not entirely Sirius. Time-travel by accident. Harry puts all the knowledge to good use via his all-seeing scar. Radical honesty as a lying tactic - "The dog? That's my godfather". Awkward paternity rumours. Enormous stash of Mandrake potion. 'Mostly dead' Princess Bride reference. Harry's super-invested but it's all tax deductible. "Headmaster's pet student's annual suicide attempt". Tom's diary is a bastion of teenage angst. No ships were harmed. Not even Dramione-adjacent.
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Single father Draco Malfoy adored his son.
And had decided that for his first Yule, Scorp deserved a priceless gift for being such a good little boy. And what was more priceless than getting him a mother?
Getting him Granger as a mother.
(Which would be a very convenient present as Draco Malfoy was terribly and irrevocably in love with her.)
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To Woo a Witch
MyDelphiSoft. Hermione on fast track for youngest Minister for Magic, also best godmother ever. DILF Draco. Scorpius the cutie. Ron is a faithless git. Dramione.
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Hermione Granger does not make mistakes, at least not often. After making the biggest, dumbest, most horrible mistake of her life, Hermione must deal with the repercussions while keeping her relationship with her Auror partner, Draco Malfoy, strictly professional. He, of course, has other plans.
Amidst a resurgence in Death Eater activity, the likes of which Britain hasn’t seen since the First Wizarding War, Hermione will come to realize that the mistake she’s made with Draco might not be so bad at all. It just might be the best mistake.
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The Best Mistake
Chels_Writes_a_FicPost-war. Auror partners Hermione and Draco. Ron marries Pansy, the vengeful bitch. Cue some quality tropes - beginning with accidental wedding one night stand. Followed quickly by clueless pining and terrible communication skills. Healer Theo. Celestial Luna. Bond of Circumstance. Greyback on the prowl, but who's the mystery Death Eater at the helm now? House elf Poof. Dark rune magic. Lucius' embarrassingly horny letters from Azkaban. Now that's an epilogue. Dramione.
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Fallen from grace due to his involvement in the war, Draco Malfoy fully intended on entering his ministry-mandated eighth year at Hogwarts as one thing: miserable.
But what happens when the most terrifying witch with a blood lust for justice—The Brightest Witch of Her Age—assigns herself as Draco’s unofficial bodyguard against their vengeful cohorts?
Draco earns himself what is aptly referred to as Scary Granger Privileges™.
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Scary Granger Privileges
by swift_knightPost-war, back to Hogwarts for eighth year. Head Boy Neville. Ron is a dick. Head Girl Hermione finds new friends. Dramione.
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How Draco Malfoy met a girl on a train, ruined his life, started a war, and ended one.
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greenTeacupTBR Dramione WIP