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Me: im hone
Me: home
Me: and im done kfs
Me: mattyme
Me: marry me
Me: i think imgonnapppke
kkm: I’m flattered
kkm: but don’t you think we should get acquainted first?
kkm: though you know what
kkm: to hell with foreplay
kkm: I agree
kkm: bonus if you’re a guy
Day 23, Felinette November
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- Part 10 of Felinette text-fics
- Part 7 of Felinette November 2023-2024
- Part 30 of Felinette ONE-SHOTS
- Part 15 of Felinette Week
Bookmarked by Neakco
19 Oct 2024
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A lovely felienette oneshot that actually made me laugh
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As Aunt Marge floated off into the night, Harry ran out of Privet drive with everything he owned. Heart pounding, he hid in the shrubs next to the old retaining wall that was his closest hiding place. When the starving dog across the way darted into his arms as aurors arrived, what else could Harry do but wrap them both up in his invisibility cloak?
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Bookmarked by Neakco
28 Sep 2024
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Best Harry is rescued by Sirius story I have read in a long time.
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Nothing is sacred around the Weasley Twins, not Ministry work and not even Valentine's day.
[Let the chaos ensue]
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Bookmarked by Neakco
14 Sep 2024
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A whole novel done in very few words. A Prank Gone Wrong is a lovely and quick read but it feels packed full of fun.
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Harry Potter is terribly unobservant. During his 6th year at Hogwarts, he's obsessed with his Potions textbook and finding out what Draco Malfoy is up to.
What trouble did Hermione manage to get into when Harry wasn't looking?*Most scenes involving Harry include dialog from The Half-Blood Prince
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one two three four (tell me that you love me more) by aureliandreams for Ginnysocks
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Jul 2022
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“You really know how to tease a man, Granger,” he groans.
Hermione giggles. “Patience, Weasley.”
Fred grins, that crooked grin that’s starting to feel like it’s only meant for her. “You don’t think I’ve been patient enough?”
or: four times fred grabs hermione's hand, and one time she grabs his.
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“It’s not a problem, ‘Mione,” Fred says honestly, because, well. Taking Hermione to the Yule Ball really isn’t going to be a problem. Really.
“Still, I owe you,” she says. She settles back into her seat. “How’d you know, though?”
“The panic,” Fred laughs. “You looked like you were about to fall out of your chair.”*\
Viktor asks Hermione to the Yule Ball but she’d really rather not go with him. So she makes up a little white lie and Fred swoops into rescue her once he realizes this. Later, she swoops in to save him when George makes the wrong assumption.
It’s just a few weeks of pretending to date between two friends, just to help each other out. Nothing will go wrong. They’re sure of it.- Language:
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Bookmarked by Neakco
04 Sep 2024
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love the past (cause i hate suspense) by oneofthesirens
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Sep 2022
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Fred wakes up. Ron’s face is looking back at him.
He groans, and Ron looks back affronted. “Oi,” he says, offence layering his tone. “I’m not that bad. I just wanted to ask if you’d do up my tie.”
“So, this wasn’t just a bad dream?” Fred asks, closing his eyes once more so that he can’t see Ron’s face.
“Dream? Look, I don’t care. Fred, you need to help me with my tie, okay?”
Fred turns on his side and clenches his eyes closed, hoping that Ron will leave if he just stops replying. He’s right — eventually, he can hear Ron swear under his breath and storm out of the room, the door slamming behind him as he mutters something about Ginny.
Fred drifts back to sleep, hoping to wake up from this deranged, horrific nightmare where he has to live through Hermione Granger marrying his brother three times in a row.
Or: Fred is stuck in a time loop.
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Bookmarked by Neakco
20 Aug 2024
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Fred is living his own personal Groundhog Day. If only he knew what that was.
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Hellos, goodbyes, a thousand midnights by newskyillusion for gnarf
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Sep 2023
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The world, as Harry knew it, has ended.
At least he has a garden.
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Harry and Draco live through the apocalypse
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Bookmarked by Neakco
25 Jul 2024
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Cottagecore meets monster apocalypse was never something I thought woukd blend well before, but I love it and want it as a video game.
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A Little Encouragment by Mybustlesstuck
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter - Fandom
10 Nov 2022
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Since the war Hermione has taken over ownership of flourish and blotts but is feeling like she’s found herself in a rut, Fred helps her find her purpose again.
Bookmarked by Neakco
26 Jun 2024
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Blaise Zabini's Guide on Being A Black Slytherin by jupiter_to_mercury
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Dec 2022
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Blaise trades Lion Fur for Snake Skin
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How precisely did Slytherin get a black kid again?
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- Part 4 of Moments of Silence, Moments of Sound
Bookmarked by Neakco
26 Jun 2024
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Which Weasley do you have the most affinity with? by Zoesiapie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Jan 2023
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"I'd like to talk to Fred, privately."
George leans forward a little and scans her face closely, "You have crazy eyes, so I'm forced to ask you whether you plan to return him dead or alive."
Hermione lifts the left corner of her mouth, "That depends on how our conversation will go, so I'm forced to tell you that I just don't know."
"You don't know, huh?" George seems to think about it and finally looks in the direction of Fred's bed, "Would you be okay with that? You'd risk dying twice in a year and in its way it's a record so maybe you're interested in the offer."Bookmarked by Neakco
16 Jun 2024
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Fred Weasley was good. Very Good. But nothing got past Prefect Hermione Granger. Nothing!
Bookmarked by Neakco
24 May 2024
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During the Horcrux hunt, Hermione discovers an ancient ritual that offers protection for the caster’s soulmate should their life ever be threatened. The problem is, it’s not exactly light magic. Can she convince Harry and Ron to participate in the ritual? And what will the consequences be during the battle if she does?
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Bookmarked by Neakco
10 May 2024
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Hermione Granger is corrected....and she isn't even mad.
That much.
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- Part 13 of HP Flufftober 2023
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Bookmarked by Neakco
10 May 2024
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The First Time They Found the Room of Requirment by Freetobee16
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jan 2024
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Hermione is chasing after the prankster Fred in order to tell him off about his shenanigans with WWW testing when the clock strikes 9 and curfew sets in. Desperate for a place to hide from the unforgiving Snape and Umbridge, they find themselves in a strange room, and *GASP* There's only one bed. Rated T for language only.
Bookmarked by Neakco
02 May 2024
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Of Dragons, Soulmates, and Shenanigans by noxsoulmate for WitchsDream
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Mar 2024
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In a world where a little soul dragon representing your soulmate’s general personality has been your companion since birth, Hermione and Fred still need a few years to realise what’s been in front of them this entire time.
Soulmate AU with the premise: Everyone somehow owns a creature who possesses the same (general) personality as your soulmate.
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Harry Potter and the Illegal Blog by the_sentient_duck
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Dec 2024
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The story of an insanely chaotic and chaotically insane Gen Z Harry set in the modern day. Featuring the Drs. Granger being Russian spies, a production of the Tempest, Harry being a cringesuccess Slytherin, and an anti-tank missile launcher. No Weasley bashing, Dumbledore bashing in the first volume played for tragicomedy, pairing H/Hr. Intended to be told in four volumes, but I abandoned the series after the second volume - an author's note at the end of the second volume will tell you how the third and fourth volumes would have gone down.
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Bookmarked by Neakco
03 Apr 2024
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Total crack but entertaining and hilarious. Normal down to earth adhd Harry, chaos, spies, assassins, and can't forget the totally breaking the statute blog that Harry runs.
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Not your Regulus by Mariana_Monteverde for Gwenniemalfoy32
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Feb 2024
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A witch, a portrait and a mission...
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Bookmarked by Neakco
27 Feb 2024
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There is a dead boy walking the halls of Hogwarts.
Bookmarked by Neakco
15 Feb 2024
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Wonderfully written time fix it that never really admits it is a time fix it or even outright says how time us being fixed, and that 8s part of why it it wonderful.