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You're a heat source, and Alastor is a heat sink.
You decide to cuddle about it.
Everything else just seems to come naturally. -
Charlie and the Chocolatier’s Bodyguard by NameThatNeuron
Fandoms: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
21 Apr 2024
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Charlie and Willy can’t seem to come to decide on how to handle Charlie’s growing public image. And now, there is a person bleeding to death in the courtyard, and they’re gonna need to sort that out quick-sharpish.
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Colloquially, they were called Tün-drops. They were unlike any other gem known to science. Their distinctive purple shade, metallurgical and conductive properties made them worth studying- and just maybe- they could be the key Prince Brain is looking for to turn his kingdom from a banal monarchy to a truly powerful piece of history.
But then Brain meets Pinky, and suddenly, one kingdom doesn't seem like enough anymore.
Also: this is more of a living fic. I can’t stop editing this poor bastard so do with that what you will. I will warn if any plot changes occur.
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Viktor nearly gets taken out by a brick. You step in the way and take the hit for him in a fit of altruism.
Based on the idea Rio would be a good service animal and Viktor’s type is: beefy.
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Wordgirl gets hurt.
Tobey gave up Villainy, but does what does that matter when you've gone and shot the love of your life?
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Angel had wanted Alastor to look at him, to notice him. And oh boy, did he get what he asked for. That attention is so much weirder and more fanatical than he could have ever expected. Alastor’s attention is both addictive and oppressive; Angel has felt less observed being gangbanged by twenty guys in a crowded room with four cameras live-streaming to the internet.
Angel and Alastor have an apathetic relationship until Valentino finally takes things too far, and the Radio Demon steps in to correct his behavior. This triggers a visceral reaction in Angel, resulting in an increasingly debilitating crush on the Radio Demon. It also triggers something unexpected in Alastor. This could prove to be very entertaining.
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20 Dec 2024
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“Remember darling, all magic comes at a price.”
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Charlie glanced down and froze in her hoofsteps. A lifelike Alastor doll hid between her black tipped toes. The resemblance was uncanny, down to his fluffy red ear tufts and red pinstripe suit. That wasn’t there before, was it?
She gently picked it up. It went limp in her hands as she ran her fingers over the careful threading and needling. The stitches were sewn so rhythmically, as if someone had spent a lot of time perfecting the craft.
It reminded her so much of Alastor. It even smelled like him too, that sweet, piney antique smell that radiated off him in waves. She would even go as far to say it felt like him. She didn’t know how, but it did.
Her bewilderment was soon replaced with warmth. She squeezed the little doll like a plushie, hugging it close to her chest. Oh, she was definitely keeping this! Maybe it was a little weird to keep a mini Alastor to herself, but it wasn’t like she was gonna do anything weird… Right?
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In other words: Charlie finds a voodoo doll of Alastor. Chaos ensues.
This is an AU that deviates from canon and explores the potential of the pilot!
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28 Oct 2024
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Charlie Morningstar has always been a curious girl with an active imagination unlike any other kid. Unfortunately, a creative mind such as hers comes with its downsides, such as lack of common sense and naivety that would often get her into strange predicaments. Luckily she has her guardian, Alastor, who has sworn to always protect her from harm for as long as she lives, but in exchange she must give her soul to him on the dawn of her 18th birthday to ensure they will be tied together for eternity.
As she grows up, she begins to feel stronger feelings towards her protector. But the mysterious "friend" of hers raises concerns for her parents, who start to wonder if this imaginary friend she's made up is more than what she says...
(Human AU! Rated M for mature themes!)
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31 Aug 2024
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A series of accidents, both cosmic and mundane, cause a coma patient’s spirit to be sent to Hell by mistake. Helpless, alone, and with a target on her back, she manages to find refuge in the care of a peculiarly kind demoness, hidden away from all those who might seek to harm her.
All, that is, but one man, a dealmaker who will seemingly stop at nothing to harness the power in her veins for himself. As sinister forces threaten the fate of her immortal soul, it’s a race against time to return to the land of the living before her family pulls the plug.
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19 Aug 2024
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Under ordinary circumstances, Alastor is polished and poised. Always three steps ahead, perfectly composed. You knew this about him, but there's a certain time of year where he gets...sloppy. Slips up more often, yet the smile never falters. It's different, and at times you're not really sure what it means.
It's unsettling, but there's something about it that excites you, especially when he levels those eyes at you when he's completely stuffed with your cooking.
Or...my search history implies that I've suddenly taken an interest in the mating season of white-tailed deer.
WARNING: This is a multi-chapter belly kink fic with a lil sprinkle of breeding kink. If that's not your flavor, kindly click away <3 unless you're curious, then im sorry in advance lmao
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16 Aug 2024