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    John will just wank to his flatmate’s hipbones like any self respecting, red blooded British male. He will not think about about having Sherlock over the dining table, fucking him so hard he scrabbles at the wood and knocks over all the chemistry equipment. He won’t think about what Sherlock sounds like when he’s coming. 

     

    He certainly won’t think about kissing Sherlock’s eyelids when he falls asleep on the sofa, television still tuned in to some documentary about the Bubonic plague. 

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    27 Nov 2023

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    literally one of my fave tropes?! one of the best fics in this fandom if you ask me tbh

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    Where Mycroft is an angel, Sherlock is a demon, and John is still John.

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    06 Aug 2023

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    i love biblical style things that aren't strictly religious this is so good

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    So. Jam asked for this... And you all need to keep that in mind. Then again, the idea was so cute, and a bit cracky, and I couldn't resist... So consider this celebration for then end of a gorgeous Mystrade fic that I've been reading (go read Memoranda of Understanding - yes all 3 parts - by Mydwynter)

    “Funny story,” John bit out with a humorless laugh.

    “Isn’t it always.” He braced himself. This was going to be a doozy if John didn’t think it was funny.

    “But the punchline is: Not Sherlock.”

    Greg furrowed his brow. “What do you mean, ‘Not Sherlock’?”

    “Yeah, no. It’s the other one.” The grin on John’s face was carrying through the phone.

    “Other what?” Greg asked flatly.

    “Holmes.”

    “Goddammit,” Greg hissed. “What’s he done?”

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    14 Jun 2023

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    the one where mycroft gets drugged

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    It took a beat of silence for the words to settle in, before both of them realized what John said.

    "You—" Sherlock started.

    "I—" John said at the same time.

    "Love me? You love me?" Sherlock asked faintly.

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    09 Jun 2023

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    bees!!

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    Sherlock is in love with John Watson. John Watson is in love with Mary Morstan. Sherlock likes Mary Morstan just fine. Sherlock likes drugs more. And most importantly, Sherlock doesn’t like Sherlock.

    String theory dictates the laws of the universe. But their story isn’t one that can be boxed up neatly, tied in a heartstring bow.

    "After all, the axioms of homeostasis dictate that an infinity sign of negative feedback can only loop back in on itself.”

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    21 May 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    man.

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