Mywholelifeisajoke
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- Teen Wolf (TV) (1)
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Are you ready for a terrible summary? Here we go!
Stiles didn't mean to stumble into the coffee shop owned by Derek, but he needed a bribe for telling his dad he switched majors in college. So he's left stammering and doe-eyed in front of the very hot, and very broody, barista.
So if he's left pining and drinking way too much coffee, then it's not his problem.
Just general fluff and coffee and warm feelings. Let the games begin!
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Military Pen Pals AU based on this prompt by squattmccall.
Wherein Derek is the military, and Stiles gets paired with him in a Military pen pals program.
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- Part 1 of Letters to a G. I.
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- English
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- 62,021
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- 17/?
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Bookmarked by Mywholelifeisajoke
03 Aug 2015
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The teenager stood at the corner of Abraham and Lawrence Streets, a dark blue, hooded sweater pulled up over his head, shielding his face from direct view. It did wonders to conceal the black eye he was sporting too, at least until it was too late for anyone to notice it. A frustrating 36 hours after being released from the McLean Juvenile Detention Centre three hours away, Stiles was back on the street again to do the very thing he’d been thrown in for.
Or the one where Stiles life is pretty shitty, gets worse when he meets Peter the dirty cop, and Derek saves the day.
- Language:
- English
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- 278,970
- Chapters:
- 49/?
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- 900
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Bookmarked by Mywholelifeisajoke
31 Jul 2015
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Just when Stiles is starting to reach panic-attack levels of stress, a leather jacket and firm thigh are pressed right up next to him, and an arm is casually thrown over his shoulder. Stiles looks up to thank this kind person who is saving his life, and suddenly forgets what air is.
Because HOT. DAMN. Call the police and the fire-man, this guy is smoking.
Or the AU where Derek helps save Stiles from an ex, and a steamy BDSM relationship ensues- with feelings all over the place.
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- Part 1 of Rescue Me (D/S Sterek Series)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 33,996
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 5
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- 539
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- 8,047
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- 2,228
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- 277,909
Bookmarked by Mywholelifeisajoke
26 Jul 2015
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Stiles loves A Fox's Tale, a bookstore he took over after his mom dies. Unfortunately, a box store, Hale's Wolftastic Books, is moving to town and is going to be tough competition, but he has his friends, family, and texting buddy, Mr. Grumpy, to help him through it.
Derek is annoyed to be moving to Beacon Hills to help start up the newest branch of Hale's Wolftastic Books and to help Laura prepare for her upcoming wedding. He's surprised to find himself falling in love with the town, and it's inhabitants. If only his texting conversations with Smartass weren't emotionally confusing.
Or a You've Got Mail AU that nobody asked for.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 76,636
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 1
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- 83
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- 515
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- 185
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- 10,645
Bookmarked by Mywholelifeisajoke
26 Jul 2015
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Derek hires Stiles, a professional alpha sex therapist, to help him through his heat.
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- Part 1 of In Treatment 'verse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 166,936
- Chapters:
- 22/22
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- 2
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- 1,591
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Bookmarked by Mywholelifeisajoke
21 Jul 2015