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The first night Draco Malfoy dreams of Harry Potter, everything changes.
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18 Dec 2024
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Prats, Parcels, and Parseltongue by ronbinary (bisexualronaldweasley)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Oct 2020
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Harry is the Muggle world's first snake-only veterinarian. Life is good, and calm, for once. Until Draco Malfoy shows up with a snake. And then another. And then he won't stop coming in.
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16 Dec 2024
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Customer Satisfaction: Guaranteed by figglypudding
Fandoms: 19天 - Old先 | 19 Days - Old Xian
05 Dec 2021
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A personal predicament leads to Mo desperately yet cluelessly analyzing a sex shop's products, trying to find the best fit. He needs help, but will he accept it? More importantly, can he handle it?
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06 Dec 2024
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The (Third) Worst Year by thefrancakes for acari, KenzieSpenc
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Aug 2022
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Draco Malfoy has one year to fall in True Love with Harry Potter or be turned into a Dragon. And he knows that is never gunna happen. This is going to be the worst year of his life.
Well, minus that whole having to kill Dumbledore or be killed by Voldemort thing.
Second worst year.
Oh, but there was his whole 7th year while Voldemort was using his house as a home base for Death Eaters and making him torture his fellow students. That one was pretty bad too.
Fine, this is the third worst year of his life.
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25 Nov 2024
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The Courting by the Pureblood Who Only Has Five Milligrams of Romantic Intelligence and Thinks He’s Real Smooth by hiimcibee for Im_a_bird
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jul 2020
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Draco could grab Potter and shove him into a stall before proceeding to suck his soul out of his dick, but secretly, deep down, in the part of Draco that he will never admit to anyone, he is (everyone pauses to shudder) a romantic. Potter is not someone Draco wants a one-off with. Potter is — Draco’s beloved!
So Draco decides to boldly go where no one has gone before: to put himself through scrutiny; their friends’ teasing and pranks; unsound romantic advice from a house-elf; wearing pretty clothes; all to try and win Potter’s heart through courtship.
(An unnamed ginger bastard can be heard yelling from afar: “This is actually a detailed guide on how not to court someone!”)
But who cares about the opinions of redheads? Literally no one.
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