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    Naruto was known throughout his village for a couple things. Besides the hatred and disgust that seemed to follow him everywhere, Naruto was known for his pranks and his volume. This resulted in him getting yelled at. A lot. It wasn’t as if they helped him either, whenever he asked someone to repeat themselves they just got angry and yelled at him. Then the same Adults who would yell at him for being too loud would look at kids who were older than him and even louder and they only ever shook their heads fondly saying something like “Kids…” in a nostalgic tone.

    It wasn’t entirely his fault he was loud, though. It was just that everyone else was so quiet. Besides, how was he supposed to hear himself if he was as quiet as the rest of them? How was he supposed to hear them if they never spoke louder?

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    Part 2 of The Evans Boy

     

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    Iruka ignored him and glared at Kakashi. “Hero worship? Really?! I thought I was being so obvious! Do you know how much shit the guys gave me?”

    Kakashi squirmed. “Iruka, I don’t think this is the time—”

    “And then I thought you were just messing with me, but you were flirting back!”

    The nin bristled. “Oi, I’m still here.”

    Iruka’s jaw twitched. “Kekkai Hōjin!” The tags fell away and chakra surged in the blades, spearing through the ground to connect with two other kunai already embedded in the dirt. The edges of the square lit up, swallowed the nin whole, and detonated in an expertly controlled explosion. A mist of red was all that was left inside the invisible walls of the barrier. “Kai!”

    Holy shit. Through his pain, Kakashi was amazed. He’d have to remember that one. “In my defense, I’m half-dead.”

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    Binary Listings are quite the interesting phenomenon.

    (Vlad would disagree.)

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    Done for Badger Cereal Week 2024, with Day 5's prompt: Protection.

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