MermaidMayonnaise
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Being a superstar Hollywood movie director has its perks. Fame. Fortune. Fondue cheese fountains. Fucking your kid without repercussions.
“How’s my little bro doing today,” you say. “Little tied up?”
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Prompts from Stridercest week.
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blowing smoke in someones face
A flirtatious gesture, generally used as a silent way to ask the second party if they "wanna fuck?" Not to be confused with the same gesture meaning "fuck you!"—Urban Dictionary
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I want to write a few drabbles, so send me AlphaDave/Dirk, Dave/Dirk, or Bro/Dave prompt(s) in my tumblr inbox (philomayo), or comment them on the most recent chapter. Weird or unusual ideas only. Prompts are open until I change this summary to a description of the fic.
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Post-canon, non-H2 world. Dave can’t chill the fuck out (PTSD, maybe) and Dirk is struggling to maintain relationships.
They have some really, really, kinky sex as a result. Go absolutely wild.
OK.
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Poetry by EphemeralSonder (MermaidMayonnaise), MermaidMayonnaise
Fandom: Be More Chill - Iconis/Tracz, Original Work
18 Dec 2022
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Blushing Misfits by MermaidMayonnaise
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
31 Jan 2021
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Two completely unrelated oneshots, put in the same series because--and I didn't realize this until Blush was halfway written--Bakugou has either a praise or degradation kink, and Deku accidentally sexes him up with the other.
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Stargate Atlantis Art by Art Pseud (MermaidMayonnaise), MermaidMayonnaise
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
25 Mar 2020
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Zines by MermaidMayonnaise
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
19 Mar 2022
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Promise Me by MermaidMayonnaise
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
27 Nov 2021
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Best read in the order posted.
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take control of who you are (cause nobody gonna save you) by revelationinthelightofday
Fandoms: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins
09 Oct 2022
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“The way you won your Games,” Finnick tells her, “made me think of childbirth where the baby ends up killing the mother. You didn’t care what you had to do as long as you made it out into the world, kicking and screaming and covered in someone else’s blood.”
Johanna scowls up at him, visibly disgusted. “How are you considered the most fuckable person in the Capitol if that’s how you choose to start a god-damned conversation, Odair?”
or, how finnick and johanna survived the capitol, before the days of the girl on fireBookmarked by MermaidMayonnaise
28 Nov 2024
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Something Special (Beautiful) by youcantseeus
Fandoms: Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins
05 Jan 2012
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"There’s something beautiful in her – something brave and fierce and generous. Sometimes I wish I were more like Katniss." Peeta is sold during his Victory Tour.
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A Homestuck fangame for 4/13/2024 inspired by a truly ancient 1930s-esque retrofuturism sci-fi AU I made when I was a teenager. Features too much dialogue and three-dimensional under-the-hatch text arrays.
If playing on mobile, turn your phone sideways for best results!
Bookmarked by MermaidMayonnaise
02 Nov 2024
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A cute game where the strife system is inspired by blackjack! Short, simple, and very fun!
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DAVE: yeah well
DAVE: next time you go pointing fingers about xenophobic porn addictions
DAVE: just remember that theres three pointing back at you- Language:
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Bookmarked by MermaidMayonnaise
14 Sep 2024
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DAVE: you would make a killing as one of those to catch a predator decoys
KARKAT: THE ONLY REASON YOU THINK THAT I COULD PASS AS A TEENAGE GIRL IS BECAUSE ALL OF THE ONES YOU TALK TO ON THE INTERNET ARE ALSO ACTUALLY GROWN MEN. -
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BREAKING NEWS: TEEN FLEES PSYCHOPATHS
After four years imprisonment, John Egbert, 17, has escaped his serial killer kidnappers. Taken from his bed April 13, 2012, Egbert has been at the mercy of two brothers, Dirk and Dave Strider, now ages 34 and 17, in a deserted hotel on the outskirts of a small Texas town.
As of now Egbert stands as the lone survivor of the mass murders. However, the young man’s mental health is put into question on how useful he will be to the prosecution as several sources suggest Stockholm Syndrome is at hand.
See below for pictures of Egbert and Striders.
Bookmarked by MermaidMayonnaise
15 Sep 2024
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Super fucked up. First 3 chapters written a decade ago. Loved it.