MermaidMayonnaise
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Being a superstar Hollywood movie director has its perks. Fame. Fortune. Fondue cheese fountains. Fucking your kid without repercussions.
“How’s my little bro doing today,” you say. “Little tied up?”
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Prompts from Stridercest week.
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This is a mini-podfic from pages 250–252 of Shubeik Lubeik reading aloud Nour’s monologue in their therapy session.
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the whole world is moving and I'm standing still by Art Pseud (MermaidMayonnaise)
Fandoms: Homestuck
04 Feb 2024
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Even if you did defeat me, what would you do then? by Art Pseud (MermaidMayonnaise)
Fandoms: Homestuck, Level Clear! - Tom Cardy (Song)
25 Dec 2023
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“Despite the absurdity of his existence, one must imagine Mario happy.”
—Albert Camus, “The Myth of Mario”
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Poetry by EphemeralSonder (MermaidMayonnaise), MermaidMayonnaise
Fandom: Be More Chill - Iconis/Tracz, Original Work
18 Dec 2022
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Blushing Misfits by MermaidMayonnaise
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
31 Jan 2021
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Two completely unrelated oneshots, put in the same series because--and I didn't realize this until Blush was halfway written--Bakugou has either a praise or degradation kink, and Deku accidentally sexes him up with the other.
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Stargate Atlantis Art by Art Pseud (MermaidMayonnaise), MermaidMayonnaise
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
25 Mar 2020
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When Dad drops off his five-year-old son at the Striders' while he works, Bro teaches John something new.
Bookmarked by Bookmark Pseud (MermaidMayonnaise)
28 Dec 2024
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Dirk comes home drunk to canoodle with his boy-toy. And he invites his little brother to tag along.
Bookmarked by Bookmark Pseud (MermaidMayonnaise)
18 Aug 2022
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Bookmarked by Bookmark Pseud (MermaidMayonnaise)
14 Mar 2022
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Bookmarked by Bookmark Pseud (MermaidMayonnaise)
25 Dec 2024
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John accidentally gets cat married to some stray catboys who follow him home one day.
John makes honest cat-men out of them for their not wedding night.
John has no idea whats going on, Dave and Dirk don`t seem to either.
there is really no excuse for this. I am sorry.Bookmarked by MermaidMayonnaise
24 Dec 2024
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Dave laughs. “We’re not ghosts, shithead. We live with you now. You’re stuck with us, like in holy matrimony till death do we part. You may now kiss the bride. Mazel tov.”
“We’re married? You followed me home, I gave you tuna, which you didn’t even eat!! In what world does that make us married?!”
“The cat world, which means this is our honeymoon,” Dirk says.
You were holding out hope Dirk was the sane one, but you guess not.