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    Not season 2 compliant, Geralt and Jaskier never saw each other after the mountain. Jaskier died, RIP
    Centuries later in modern times Jaskier is reincarnated and is famous and Geralt (Still being sad over losing his friend and pinning) becomes his body guard.
    Roach is actually some sort of powerful creature who lives in mortal bodies but every time she dies she is reincarnated, so yeah she's there too.

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    “We’re getting married.”

     

    It wasn’t very often that Wade couldn’t find the words that fit a situation. There weren’t many sentences that he couldn’t turn into a joke, a pun, an innuendo, something to lighten the mood, to earn laughter or groans from whoever was unfortunate enough to be in the same room as him. The one thing Wade prided himself on above anything else, no matter how many people told him to shut up, was his motormouth.

     

    The same motormouth that was now silent.

     

    Get your special sock out nerds, it's happening.
    Deadpool & Wolverine Proposal AU. I really hope you like romcoms as much as I do, because this is gonna be an experience.

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    05 Oct 2024

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    "I'll probably see you around?"

    "Probably not," Logan says, something in his spine still shaking even now, and Wade looks at him with those huge dark eyes that look--hurt, maybe, heartbroken, and Logan knows he has to get up and leave before he can't.

    Each step is agony increasing, the thing in his spine trembling ever-harder and then Wade calls his name and he stops, turns, sees those eyes again; pleading, desperate.

    A rush of emotion slams into his hindbrain, it feels half foreign and half his own; don't do this can't do this without you please stay please stay stay stay stay let me stay stay stay

    "Come home with me," Wade blurts out, and Logan finds that he's taken steps toward Wade without realizing it, closing the yawning gap between them, and the thing in his spine relaxes just a little.

    "Okay," he says.

    (In which something very interesting happens underneath the Time Ripper, and Wade and Logan deal with the aftermath.)

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    07 Sep 2024

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    Wade is more important, Wade who is finally kissing him, for the first and last time, and Logan should grieve it already, but he can’t because he’s about to die, but he’s never felt more alive

     

    Then, Wade’s hands are gone from his shoulders and he finds himself stumbling back, reeling from the force of Wade’s push. He opens his hazy eyes, and finds himself facing the door, with Wade between him and the gaping frame.

     

    “Sorry, Peanut.”, he says, then he dashes through the door and slams it in Logan’s face.

     

    Or, the one where Wade doesn't knock Logan over the head with a fire extinguisher.

    (The Sacrifice Scene, but at least 87% more gay than it already was)

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    22 Aug 2024

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    Of the many people capable of carrying the fate of the universe on their shoulders by travelling back in time, Loki would have been the first choice of exactly nobody. With no allies, no plan and nobody on his side, Loki will just have to wing it.

    Or: That awkward moment when you've completed your redemption arc, but nobody else got the memo.

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    11 Jul 2024

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    A strange artifact found in the hands of a criminal sends John Doe to another world; a world in which he and Bruce Wayne are the worst of enemies, instead of the best of friends. Two different versions of Bruce Wayne find themselves coming face to face with a version of the Joker that they are completely unequipped to deal with.

    Telltale Batman and comic canon/Arkham crossover.

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    15 Jan 2024