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  1. Public Bookmark 26

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    Stan had lost his brother along with his hopes of being a happy family again—all because of this stupid journal. It’s filled with crazy hoaxes and strange symbols, and if it were anyone else’s work, Stan would’ve written them off as another conman looking for a quick buck with those fantasy book nerds.

    But this was Ford. And Stan wanted some proof that he didn’t just doom Ford over a sham. So he followed this page of instructions.

    He didn’t expect to see a purple square appear and start yelling at him.

    SHAPES AND PINES AU!!!! god these two are SO FUNNY. conman falls in love with another conman and they con people Together

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    09 Sep 2024

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    On a random night in Outertale, Error and Blue are attacked by Ink and sent tumbling off a cliff. Destiny, one of the seven deities, saves them from their Fated fall into the Void and whisks them away to the Astral Plane: the place where the deities live and watch over the multiverse.

    Due to Fate’s magic blocking Destiny from sending Error and Blue back, the deity enlists Time to slowly reintegrate them back into the multiverse’s code through time loops. However, from there, things get a little… interesting.

    Especially when the loops start affecting more than the two skeletons.

    Fate’s sure going to have a fit when they get back.

    Or,

    The crack-treated-seriously, Error & Blue-centered time loop fic that no one asked for.

    (Or or, I’ve been wanting to do a time loop fanfic for one of my fandoms and I’ve finally found the solution.)

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    10 Aug 2022

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    “What kind of asshole robs a bakery?” Tommy shouted as he walked out in the open and made direct eye contact with the criminal.

    The criminal just stared at him. At least the dude wasn’t shooting lasers at him.

    “Damn, hate to break it to you but no amount of money can help you when you have an ugly face like that,” Tommy continued.

    “Who the fuck are you?” The criminal asked, raising his eyebrows and ignoring Tommy’s absolutely hilarious quip.

    “Isn’t obvious?” Tommy said, “I’m the guy that’s going to beat the shit out of you.”

    “What the f–”

    “Don’t care,” Tommy interrupted before punching the face of the sunglassed villain.

    or a story about a regular high school student turned into L'Manburg's newest (and coolest) friendly neighbor vigilante
    aka just another dsmp superhero au okay lol

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    24 Jul 2022

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    06 Jul 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 72

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    Met·a·noi·a
    [ˌmedəˈnoiə]
    NOUN
    change in one's way of life resulting from penitence or spiritual conversion

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    Disclaimer: This story will contain blood, possible gore, fighting, panic attacks and general not being well.

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    29 Jun 2022