Lywinis

Nature Made Me A Freak. Man Made Me A Weapon. And God Made It Last Too Long.



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    An AU in which Leandra Hawke dies instead of Malcolm, leaving him to usher his children to Kirkwall during the 5th Blight.

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    Various fills and AUs collected for the ship between F!Hawke (named Celeste Hawke) and Sebastian Vael. Various ratings, lengths, and content descriptors, mind the tags.

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    07 Dec 2024

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    Longtime roommates Richie and Eddie are down on their luck, facing eviction right before the holidays.
    To save their apartment, Richie devises the brilliant plan to produce a homemade porn flick and rake in the cash... but he fails to consider how asking his unrequited crush to star might complicate their relationship.

    AKA two trashy 30-somethings think it's a good idea to try to solve their problems by making a goofy porno, get their friends to help them, and catch feelings along the way.

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    18 Nov 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 24

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    “We’re not in the market for paid killers, I’m afraid,” James says. He means it to come out humorous, to find some charisma left in the sea of grief he’s still feeling. It comes out a little faint instead.

    “That’s lucky,” says the rider. “I’m not a killer.”

    Dundy makes a slightly frustrated noise. “Well, we aren’t in the market for gunfighters, either. You’re looking in the wrong place.”

    “Funny. As I hear it, you already got one.”

    The rider is still watching James. Waiting for him to reply, James realizes, which makes him freeze all over again.

    He takes a breath.

    “How much are you asking for?”

    A stranger rides into town. He calls himself Francis.

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    12 Nov 2024

  4. Rec 18

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    It was the custom in those days for a captain in Her Majesty's Service to be wed. After all, it was found that a captain in the happy state of regularly satisfied matrimony was far more likely to be a capable sort of fellow, less distracted by a wandering eye, more diligent in his duties, slow to engage in harsh punishments that might encourage the ire of the men.
    And so it was that every six months or so, the heads of the admiralty would get together, review their roles of captains who had not as yet found their better halves, and deign to remedy the situation

    Francis won't be allowed another posting until he is wed.

    Enter one admiralty filled with matchmaking busybodies, the wingman to end all wingmen, misunderstandings at a ball, and James Fitzjames.

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    12 Nov 2024

  5. Rec 10

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    A ghost is haunting HMS Erebus, and seems determined to change the course of the expedition.

    It's a pity that the crew is not inclined to heed its warnings.

    ...........

    The ghost of James Fitzjames attempts to haunt himself, with mixed results.

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    27 Oct 2024

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