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  1. Public Bookmark 31

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    Draco Malfoy is a fucking arse.

    A magical delivery error causes all the gifts ordered by Draco and Hermione to be sent in the wrong place. To her great misfortune, her erotic potion books and sex toys land in Malfoy’s hands, who takes great pleasure in mocking her.

    Bloody Hell, if she could bury herself alive right now, she would.

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    01 Jan 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 28

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    Hermione is in a slump, it’s Christmas. She’s single, having atrocious luck and just wants to get in the spirit of things.

    (Un)luckily she has Theo and Ginny, ready to drag her kicking and screaming into the holiday cheer.

    Santa fighting dragons, a snowball fight, dreadful gingerbread houses, copious amounts of fire whiskey, slytherin’s plottting and secrets that come to light in this chaotic Christmas special.

    And let us not forget, hilarity and fluff that leads to smut... eventually 😈

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    01 Jan 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 87

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    ****NOW COMPLETE****

    Hermione Granger has her entire life mapped out, even down to her car parking space.

    Until Draco Malfoy comes in, with his motorbike, his smooth professionalism and his ever rolled up white sleeveshirts.

    or

    The one where Hermiones boss, Draco, is good at his job and she decides she immediately needs to fuck him.

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    30 Dec 2024

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    “Speaking of things that I wouldn’t ask of you if it weren’t vitally important to how we want to proceed with this investigation…” Harry trailed off, removing his glasses and pinching the bridge of his nose in a familiar gesture. After a long moment, he opened his eyes. “The house is a two bedroom,” he said, as if that explained anything.

    Hermione just watched him, her pulse suddenly racing. Her subconscious was making a panicked sort of squawking parrot noise, having figured out something essential that her sleepless brain hadn’t yet come to grips with.

    “Hermione,” Harry said. “Malfoy is going to the safe house, too.”

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    17 Dec 2024

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    NOW COMPLETE!

     


    His body enveloped hers in a column of heat mere inches from her back. Draco’s hands settled on the splash pan and he cleared his throat. Hermione swore that when he spoke his voice sounded huskier, a resonant rumble at her left ear—the ear, she thought with a shiver, that faced away from everyone else in the studio.

    Or, the one where Hermione Granger watches her sexy, untouchable TA and he, quite literally, takes matters into his own hands.

    It’s the pottery!porn AU nobody asked for.

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    16 Dec 2024