Lothlorien_ren
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69 (haha nice) by AcrylicAgony, ankarios, iinkymushroom, Lothlorien_ren, nocourageinfearlessness, Roarshack, sex_and_cum, TheLemon_Squeezed
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
04 Nov 2024
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This is what happens when a group of smut writers sees the number 69 (nice). Everyone fucks everyone, with intentionally terrible smut words. If you read all of this, I personally applaud you.
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This is why Larian isn't making Baldur's Gate 4 by ayvaines, bluebeebalm, CuttingSilk, cweepa, CYANHORN, EzrasMoon, Gewhana, hackemssky, Lothlorien_ren, osiris_ryes, patheticfangirl, sex_and_cum, thvmission
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
15 Jul 2024
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As Gale and Astarion's anniversary rolls around, Astarion commissions world renowned author Biff McSplort for a custom smutpiece.
It doesn't go as planned.
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The product of 17 authors going HAM for 12 hours in a google doc
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Gale is lured by the siren's call. They fuck. Astarion eats him.
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Astarion pushed Gale’s boat away from his reach, smirking when the man gasped. “Wait! I need that to return to the ship—”“There is no ship to return to. Not when I’m done with you.”
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Rolan Williams is Ramazinth Opera House's prized prodigy. He finds himself entangled with the charming props master. Their love could be the key to Rolan's gilded cage, or it could be his final damnation.
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For the Love of the Enemy by Lothlorien_ren
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime)
12 Sep 2023
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High elf prince, Kyojuro Rengoku, finds himself running from his arranged marriage, only to fall in the hands of the enemy. He begins to fall for the drow elf knight, Akaza, further complicating the tides between the two kingdoms, risking more than just their own lives.
(Not an abandoned work!)
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The Dark Urge managed to claim the Netherbrain in his Father's name.
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- Part 2 of The Dark Urge/Gale Dekarios
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13 Sep 2024
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The hand removed itself from his forehead. “Temperature is normal,” Gale announced, before using its fingers to gather some stray drool that had trailed down Astarion’s jaw. Before Astarion could register the pitiful jolt of arousal at the sudden skin contact or the sheer absurdity of what Gale was doing, Gale had stuck its fingers in its mouth.
“What the —”
“No new bacteria detected,” Gale went on, “Ruling out food poisoning.”
“Oh, Gods,” Astarion groaned. “And to think that these things are what’s sending our workforce into a tizzy. What next, 'droid? Are you about to give me a rectal examination too?”
“There is no need for one at the moment,” Gale said, confused. “Unless you are seeking prostate stimulation—”
“No!”
Amidst the softly thrumming melancholy of a dystopian, cyber-punk city, former corporate-rat Astarion Ancunín, who has long since lost the will to live, finds himself in possession of a G-413 or "Gale" - an amnesiac android who, strangely enough, enjoys living.
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28 Jun 2024
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Astarion thought this stupid hot sauce show would last a season or two before it was cancelled. Ten years later, he’s still Cazador’s sidekick, taking potshots for laughs and enduring worse abuse when the cameras stop rolling.
An upcoming guest—famed magician Gale Dekarios—has never seen an episode of Hot Mess, and he’s about to shake things up.
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06 Apr 2024
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Gales Loving Astarions: A Chaotic Group by neo7v for Linnetagain, ayvaines, EzrasMoon, bluebeebalm, cweepa, sex_and_cum, feywildwitchling, CYANHORN, spAceArrow, positivejam, Lunarwench, pepgold, Gewhana, Lothlorien_ren
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
04 Apr 2024
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A lot of Gales have a lot of problems. Together, they could solve these problems.
Instead, they create more.
Bookmarked by Lothlorien_ren
05 Apr 2024
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"I would like to propose a wager.”
"How fun,” Astarion said. “I’m listening."
"There is a gentleman. The Comte de Dekarios. I propose that he be your next target. I have it on good authority that he will be attending the Hall of Mirrors with us for the masquerade at the palace. I do not believe you will be able to bed him.”
Dangerous Liaisons/Les liaisons dangereuses inspired, but make it Bloodweave.
Bookmarked by Lothlorien_ren
25 Mar 2024