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  1. Public Bookmark 32

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    The Dark Urge managed to claim the Netherbrain in his Father's name.

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    13 Sep 2024

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    The hand removed itself from his forehead. “Temperature is normal,” Gale announced, before using its fingers to gather some stray drool that had trailed down Astarion’s jaw. Before Astarion could register the pitiful jolt of arousal at the sudden skin contact or the sheer absurdity of what Gale was doing, Gale had stuck its fingers in its mouth.

    “What the —”

    “No new bacteria detected,” Gale went on, “Ruling out food poisoning.”

    “Oh, Gods,” Astarion groaned. “And to think that these things are what’s sending our workforce into a tizzy. What next, 'droid? Are you about to give me a rectal examination too?”

    “There is no need for one at the moment,” Gale said, confused. “Unless you are seeking prostate stimulation—”

    “No!”

    Amidst the softly thrumming melancholy of a dystopian, cyber-punk city, former corporate-rat Astarion Ancunín, who has long since lost the will to live, finds himself in possession of a G-413 or "Gale" - an amnesiac android who, strangely enough, enjoys living.

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    28 Jun 2024

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    Astarion thought this stupid hot sauce show would last a season or two before it was cancelled. Ten years later, he’s still Cazador’s sidekick, taking potshots for laughs and enduring worse abuse when the cameras stop rolling.

    An upcoming guest—famed magician Gale Dekarios—has never seen an episode of Hot Mess, and he’s about to shake things up.

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    06 Apr 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    A lot of Gales have a lot of problems. Together, they could solve these problems.

    Instead, they create more.

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    05 Apr 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 44

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    "I would like to propose a wager.”

    "How fun,” Astarion said. “I’m listening."

    "There is a gentleman. The Comte de Dekarios. I propose that he be your next target. I have it on good authority that he will be attending the Hall of Mirrors with us for the masquerade at the palace. I do not believe you will be able to bed him.”

    Dangerous Liaisons/Les liaisons dangereuses inspired, but make it Bloodweave.

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    25 Mar 2024

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