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  1. Public Bookmark 31

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    Simon Snow falls to a Humdrum attack and is locked in a deadly dream. To survive, he has to choose the dream that is true. But Simon's not historically been good at recognising lies...

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    02 Jan 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    Gift Ideas

    Wand Holster - Doubt he’d use it.

    Stationary set - Am not his grandmother.

    Mint Aeros - To replace the ones I’ve stolen? Not much of a gift. Also, too cheap and easy.

    Sword - Why would he want another one? He has a bloody invisible one. How can you improve upon that?

    Cologne - Too forward. Would he even wear it? Probably would think it was my way of telling him he smells.

    Wii or DS? - Too expensive for SS budget. Also a terrible idea to gift him contraband. Fuck the Mage. How stupid is it that my roommate is allowed to have a sword and not a video game console?

    I stare at the list, blinking and trying to figure out if this is what I think it is. Is Baz…he can’t be…is Baz brainstorming Christmas gift ideas? For me?

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    30 Dec 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 27

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    Simon is a twitch streamer. Baz runs his discord server. One day, Baz decides to be horny on main, but how will Simon react?

    Find out if their story really is Poggers or if it is just Pog.

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    29 Nov 2024

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    Simon figured the Pitches didn’t exactly encourage being open and honest about feelings. Unsurprising, but a little sad. Baz always acted aloof, as though nothing got to him, except with Simon. Simon could always get to Baz.

    (When Simon can’t take out his frustration on Baz by fighting him in their room because of the anathema, he resorts to more... unconventional methods).

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    27 Nov 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 86

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    On his eighteenth birthday Baz comes out twice; first to his father, and then to his roommate. One of them takes it slightly better than the other.

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    22 Nov 2024