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    An Absurdism/Dollyverse AU.

    What if our favourite closeted bisexual, David Nelson, hadn’t grown up into the self-assured mature adult of Absurdism – just stayed the exact same homophobic, malicious douchebro of canon – but still ran into the business end of our hero, the best snarky twenty-one-year-old bisexual brat ever, Olly Spring?

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    19 Aug 2024

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    Charlie hates men. He hates his manipulative ex, who won’t leave him alone even though he just moved 250 miles away from him. He hates the string of disappointing flings that messed with his head and made him miserable over the summer. He hates the toxic masculinity that’s apparently rife at his new uni too, where the rugby lads seem to rule the place.

    But most of all, he can’t stand the boy who works behind the bar at the Student Union, and it’s not just because he happens to be captain of said rugby team and thinks way, way too highly of himself.

    The one where a sorely misunderstood golden retriever and a jaded, sassy nerd who can’t keep his mouth shut navigate the joys of university with a lot of alcohol and hardly any common sense.

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    06 Nov 2023

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    Charlie
    who do i fuck
    the guy i came home with waiting for me upstairs
    or his extremely fit flatmate making me spag bol right now??!
    this is the single hardest decision i’ve always wanted to have to make

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    Charlie goes home with a guy. The guy's flatmate comes home and offers to make Charlie dinner. And maybe flirts with him.

    I wonder what Charlie will do?

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    26 Jan 2023

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    On any other day, Nick’s first impression would probably be something along the lines of: oh, he’s cute. On that day, however, all he thought was: that’s my seat, bitch.

    AKA: Nick's train gets cancelled and he's very tired.

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    06 Nov 2022

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    Alex is grinning a little too hard.

    This is absolutely idiotic and pointless and fun.

    The cover of Hello UK with a photo of him pulled out and a photo of His Royal Highness Prince Henry Fox-Mountchristen whatever the hell the rest of his names are (Alex knows; he being a dick) with the admittedly stupid but flattering headline which reads: His Royal Highness: He’s just like us and crushes on Pres ACD.

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    02 Nov 2022