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Baby, It’s a State of Emergency Outside by Vixen13
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
09 Aug 2022
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There’s a blizzard outside, Peter’s flight is delayed until further notice, he’s trapped in a hotel in Canada, and there’s only one room left. Peter’s willing to fight the whole lobby for the chance at a warm bed but ends up forced to make a deal with the scariest looking person in the group. As if sharing a room for a night with a stranger calling himself Deadpool isn’t bad enough, things fall into utter disarray when everyone is snowed in for a week with only a carry on bag to their names — or less. As the days pass, chaos escalates, the outlandish becomes the norm, and strange friendships are formed. All the while, Peter finds himself accidentally falling for a guy who isn’t at all what first impressions might imply.
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02 Jun 2024
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Broken Things by rearranged (her_ghost), X_Gon_Give_It
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
19 Aug 2022
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The plan was to get Miles into position to destroy the super collider, go home to his universe, and win back MJ. Gwen told him to go get his heartmate and Peter B. Parker focused on the word as he dropped into the beam, ready to take yet another leap into the unknown with high hopes.
Apparently the multiverse had other plans and Peter ended up stumbling through a few different universes on the way home, meeting alternate versions of himself that were involved with... Deadpool?!
Peter watched the other versions of himself interact with Wade Wilson and was surprised to find it wasn't as weird as he'd expected. When Peter returned to his universe and things didn't work out with MJ, he wasn't devastated. He couldn't stop thinking about a certain mercenary and wondering what if...
Or, the one where the multiverse shows Peter B. Parker his heartmate and he slowly warms up to the idea until it's all he can think about. He thinks Deadpool would be into it, except there's one problem: Deadpool is nowhere to be found.
Written for the 2022 Spideypool Big Bang.
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01 Jun 2024
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So No One Told You Life Was Gonna Be This Way by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types
05 Feb 2022
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Peter Parker's life doesn't need an influx of new, distinctly spidery Spider-Man powers. He would gladly spend the rest of his days not creating tiny spiders from nowhere, for example. Like, in a, "yes please, I'll take two orders of the 'no spider-parenthood lifestyle,' hold the whip" kind of way. And that's only the start of how certifiably nuts his life has gotten lately.
But... okay, the spiders are pretty cute. And the other powers, well, aren't horrible. He supposes. And if Deadpool seems to think his new spidery skills are great and interesting and hot (which is weird, but not as objectionable as Peter would expect), that's... that's not so horrible, either.
Alternatively: Peter's powers are a joke, he's broke, and his love life... isn't all that DOA.
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See author's notes for tag descriptions and warnings, but for real, this is a mostly cute, constantly comedic foray into spidery!Spider-Man life.
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14 May 2024
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Unofficial full title: "Plugged (Or, How Peter Learned to Stop Worrying and Get It On)"
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"So let me get this straight," Deadpool says slowly. "Your Spidey powers are tweaking, and the only solution you've found is... jerking off?"
Peter flushes hot. "That about sums it up, yeah."
Deadpool's mask does something complicated. "And this is a problem how?"
"Well, it's not like I can do anything in public," Peter points out, hunching his shoulders in embarrassment. "And it's not really sustainable to, uh, do it that much. As I've learned."
Deadpool hums and looks out over the city. "I... may have some ideas."
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Thanks to his powers going haywire, Peter can't focus unless he's getting off. Wade volunteers as tribute.
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13 May 2024
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The Promised Land by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types
29 Sep 2022
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Ugly, lonely, and depressed, Wade Wilson has all but resigned himself to a life of solitude. But when a glory hole place called The Promised Land (the "Home of the Holy") opens up, Wade discovers a way he might be able to find some intimacy without traumatizing anyone with the sight of his skin. Enter Peter, the sassy, sweet sex worker who has a perfect ass and an even better sense of humor. They might (might!) be even better than Spidey's.
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Yes. This is 100% the glory hole identity porn love story no one asked for. It's a smutty, angsty, fluffy, funny rollercoaster. Please read the tags!
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12 May 2024