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There is one truth Seokjin trusts with absolute certitude: Safety is the only luxury of life.
In a world marred by uncertainty and chaos, ever since he came out of the Games victorious thirteen years ago, this has been his sole, relentless pursuit.
Everything he’s done has been with that purpose; everything he’s earned has been for that sweet delusion.
That doesn’t stop his brother’s name from being called at the reaping.
But Seokjin already knew better than most—no one ever wins the Games.
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There’s an art to building a joke, a clinical method only practice and years of training can turn into mastery.
First comes the setup. You set the mood for the audience, lure them into thinking this is a perfectly normal character, a perfectly mundane situation. That way, they can picture a clear image in their head, relate to the scene.
Then, you have the punchline.
The setup of this story is this: Man writes a routine out of anger against an injustice and goes viral.
The punchline? Yoongi hasn’t figured that part out yet.(Or Comedian Min Yoongi goes viral after an acerbic routine on nation’s son-in-law Kim Seokjin’s public outing.)
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Yoongi forgets about being stealthy, the shock so grand it smothers both adrenaline and survival instincts.
Because behind the counter–chopping vegetables like it is a perfectly normal occurrence, like this is something they do, a domestic sight to behold from another life–stands Kim Seokjin.
He’s humming a tune that doesn’t match the classical music trickling from the speakers and he’s wearing Yoongi’s plain apron, a ginger smile on his handsome face. Like Yoongi didn’t fuck him over and stole a two-million-dollar watch from him just three days ago.
(Or Yoongi is a professional thief and Seokjin is his latest victim. It doesn’t end there.)
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Yoongi’s slow descent into madness starts when Kim Seokjin moves in next door.
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The bell chimes to announce a newcomer, adding a certain poetry to the Woong San song playing in the background, and when Jeongguk looks up to see who is walking in, it’s a man he’s never seen before.
He knows, because he wouldn’t have forgotten him if he had.
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To Build a Home by Lecrit
Fandom: Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, Shadowhunters (TV), The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare
05 Dec 2016
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Avengers Assemble by Lecrit
Fandom: Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, Shadowhunters (TV)
03 Aug 2017
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A Pirate"s Life For Me by Lecrit
Fandom: Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, Shadowhunters (TV), The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare
01 May 2017
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Wit & Whimsy by lil_coffee_bean for MysticalTaegisus
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
22 Feb 2021
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Hoseok is a story witch—a magical keeper of books with a penchant for finding the perfect story for any witch who walks into his shop. Except, Kim Namjoon, isn"t a witch. He"s a mortal with a curse hanging over his head. Chaotic, fluffy romance ensues.
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11 Jan 2025
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And yet here Seokjin is, three days a week, asking Yoongi to “play the one with the plucky strings,” or “play the one with the in-your-face horns,” or “what about the break-up song that sounds happier than it should be.” Yoongi always pretends like he doesn’t know what Seokjin is talking about, but plays his requests anyway.
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04 Jan 2025
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Jimin loves eavesdropping on the arguments, breakups, and awkward conversations around him at the Blooming Dream cafe. It"s always entertaining, plus he enjoys observing the reactions of his hottie crush who also listens to everything. Jimin is too shy to approach him, until the day they both overhear something so ridiculous they must discuss...
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03 Jan 2025
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“Tell you what,” Yoongi starts. “If you’re still single in ten years, when you’re thirty…” he pauses, swallowing with an audible click. “I’ll marry you.”
“What?” Seokjin blinks.
“I promise that if you turn thirty and are still single, that I will marry you.” Yoongi repeats.
“It’s not even legal,” Seokjin protests, but it sounds weak even to his own ears.
Yoongi shrugs. “You never know what could happen in ten years. Maybe the government will get its head out of its ass.”
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Yoongi makes a drunk, sad Seokjin a promise on his 20th birthday: If he"s still single in ten years, Yoongi will marry him. It"s a joke, obviously, so Seokjin agrees. They fall out of contact, as college roommates often do, but at 2 am on his 30th birthday, Seokjin gets a phone call.
It"s a joke, right?
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02 Jan 2025
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It’s cold and threatening snow the morning Seokjin finds the cat. Or perhaps, as is always more accurate, the cat finds him.
Seokjin stares at the cat and blinks.
The cat blinks back.
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28 Dec 2024