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After revealing to his ex-wife that he has a boyfriend, Stede ends up promising to bring him to the Christmas Eve dinner they always have together – Stede, Mary, her new husband, and the kids.
Problem is, it's a lie. Stede has never been more single. And now, he needs a plan. Or rather, four plans.
Plan A: Find a boyfriend before Christmas Eve.
Plan B: Find someone to pretend to be his boyfriend before Christmas Eve (Lucius will jump in, if necessary, but Mary sort of knows him, so it's not ideal).
Plan C: Pretend to break up with non-existent boyfriend right before Christmas Eve. The pros are possible sympathy points, the cons are the non-zero chances that Mary will figure out there never was a boyfriend in the first place.
Plan D: Come clean.Stede really doesn't want to do plan D.
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08 Dec 2024
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Ed Teach is in his hometown of Revenge, New York, visiting his mom over the Christmas holiday. This Christmas was supposed to be different — he’d finally gotten a boyfriend and could stop his mom’s worrying about how alone he was.
Then Ed had walked in on Jack, balls deep inside of someone else in Ed’s bed, when he came home early the night before their train home.
Merry Fucking Christmas to me.
While Ed is trying to figure out how to walk back an out-and-out lie about having a boyfriend, he runs into former classmate Stede Bonnet — a certified snack who Ed had his eye on back in the day, but the rules of high school were very clear: goths and jocks don’t mix. Not even dorky, sexy jocks.
When Stede hears about Ed's dilemma, he offers a solution to both their problems:
Pretend to date and get their families off of their backs.
Christmas Gentlebeard fluff featuring heavy mutual pining, fake dating, horrifically Down Bad Ed Teach, and other tropes
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08 Dec 2024
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Ed finds Stede's journal, describing all the things he wants to learn about sex between men but doesn't dare ask about. Ed, of course, feels he's the exact right person to offer practical demonstrations on the subject.
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A season 1 canon-divergence AU set after The Art of Fuckery
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03 Dec 2024
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Stede rises with the sun.
It’s going to be a beautiful day. He can tell, with the sun radiating through the windows and warming their already sleepwarm bed. They’ll do something fun, go to market and shop around or down to the ocean to take a dip. They’ll spend time together. They’ll talk. They always talk.
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10 Nov 2024
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On nights like these, the world tilts into something softer, something pleasure-drenched and golden. Ed's mind is calm, and Stede is the only thing he can remember.
Bliss.
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- Part 1 of life just begins again
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