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Baby, don't lie by goodbye_blue
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
27 Apr 2023
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“Are you saying that Yuheng is married?” Xue Zhengyong asked slowly, shocked.
“I’m not.” Chu Wanning insisted, but even as he said it, a sinking sense of realization started growing in his stomach.
“Clearly you are.”
“Who is it then?” Xue Zhengyong cut in.
A mysterious spiritual illness overtakes Sisheng Peak. Strangely, it doesn’t affect married cultivators.
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05 Dec 2024
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here is my heart (coming 'round the bend) by martyrsdaughter
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
30 Dec 2020
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“I’d never put you out of your bedroom,” Mo Ran argues. His voice has dropped. He can’t help it. He would dare anyone to try thinking pure thoughts after being invited into Chu Wanning’s bedroom.
Chu Wanning crosses his arms. “I wouldn’t be leaving, either.”
(or: Chu Wanning's pull-out sofa breaks just as Mo Ran needs a place to stay, but his bed is big enough for two.)
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- English
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- 1/1
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04 Dec 2024
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back to you by tagteamme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Jun 2024
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Shen Yuan turns into a bona fide fanboy— and wins a meet and greet with his favourite idol, Luo Binghe. It turns out, he's not the only one that's excited.
Luo Binghe makes eye contact with him, and his eyes widen. He beckons over the assistant and whispers furiously to him, before looking up with a surprised expression. Shen Yuan’s brain has gone offline so he doesn’t fully process what’s happening till Luo Binghe breaks out into a wide grin and launches himself forward, sweeping Shen Yuan into a bear-hug.
Shen Yuan squawks and awkwardly wraps his hands around Luo Binghe, unsure of what is happening but entirely sure he is dreaming. Luo Binghe draws back and says, “I can’t believe we’re meeting again, Shen-ge,” and it turns out that Shen Yuan’s daydreams were not so unrealistic after all.
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31 Oct 2024
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down to the minute by inkburn
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
08 Oct 2020
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Calling in Mei Hanxue to help him identify what might possibly be a horrific genital disease was, honestly, not one of Xue Meng’s best ideas this semester.
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28 Oct 2024
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Is It a Midlife Crisis or Just Yan Wushi? by Alien_ships
Fandoms: 千秋 - 梦溪石 | Thousand Autumns - Mèng Xī Shí
19 Dec 2021
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Yu Shengyan is moving away to study which means that Yan Wushi will be left on his own for a year. Both he and Bian Yanmei are worried sick that their dad is going to do something stupid and die so at least they want to make sure he eats well while they are gone – hence they ask a local organic food store for help.
Little did they know what the long-term results of this decision would be.Or: Yan Wushi complains about organic food and Shen Qiao sighs.
A small glimpse into the fic:
“Over eight thousand years of water chestnuts cultivation in China, the culture where knowledge is passed on and shared for the prosperity of communities – you would have thought with so much experience people would eventually master this skill and by now all chestnuts would be a splendid delicacy. Unfortunately, that’s not the case, the ones you gave me yesterday are barely so-so. If I were you, I would sincerely reconsider if you value our forefather’s legacy, Shen Qiao, since you’re selling those chestnuts. Find a better brand immediately and go to a temple to beg for the ancestors’ forgiveness.”Series
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02 Oct 2024
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Shizun, How Can I Say "Thank You" When Mere Words Aren't Enough? by OneFlowerNoSwords
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
11 Oct 2022
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In which Chu Wanning makes an injured Mo Ran wontons, and Mo Ran's heart breaks.
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31 Aug 2024
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Bring me to life by caffeinatedshoe
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
24 Jul 2024
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Mo Ran hears stories of how the Beidou Immortal would wake on his own only when the rift opens again. Another disciple says it would happen when someone powerful comes along - strong enough to break the barrier surrounding the immortal and there are few who mention true love's kiss as what would wake him.
A Ranwan Sleeping Beauty AU
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21 Aug 2024
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Innocent Mengmeng's Double Surprise by the_shippers_pit for cloudrecesses
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
22 Jul 2024
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The twins' closeness made Xue Meng's breath quicken. He felt their bodies close, too close.
Suddenly, Mei Han xue lifted his face with a gentle hand, his green eyes shining with an intensity that made Xue Meng hold his breath.
"Mengmeng, do you realize how important you are to us?" The younger twin whispered, his voice a soft murmur that resonated in Xue Meng's ears.
//Or, Xue Meng gets unexpectedly trapped in the locker room with the Mei twins.
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18 Aug 2024
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Their breaths are fast and uneven, but the fight isn’t over. If anything, it has reached a new level. Bamby grabs his Beretta M9 gun from the floor and aims it at Eunho’s temple. At the same time, Eunho raises his own gun to the other's neck, the cold metal of the weapon pressing against his skin.
Eunho’s lips, taint with blood, curve into a mocking smile. “Which bullet do you think will be faster, darling?”
Bamby’s gaze sharpens, a smirk playing on his bruised lips. "Yours is pointed at my neck. Mine is at your head. It’s pretty clear who’s going to die first, right?”
[eunby/허티] AU
In which Eunho and Bamby, who were once inseparable partners for five years, face a devastating revelation that their love was built on lies.
They thought they knew everything about each other until they discovered a scary truth about who they really are.Bookmarked by Kookieshota
01 Aug 2024
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Neuvillette continued, his speech mannerly, "I am glad our meeting went smoothly. Thank you for your time, I will be taking my leave now." He rose from his seat. Perhaps if he left the Duke's office quickly enough he could evade whatever the other man was planning and—
“Did you really think I’d let you slip out so easily, Neuvillette?” drawled Wriothesley in his signature ‘let’s play a game; spoiler alert, I’ll win’ tone.
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The secret behind Neuvillette is revealed and thoroughly explored by the Duke.
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31 Jul 2024
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If Marriage Was an Olympic Sport by anatheme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Jul 2022
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Shen Qingqiu accidentally triggered a marriage hunt wife plot on his ass and now twelve people must compete for his hand in marriage by catching him before sunset. Enter Luo Binghe who left the abyss's oven earlier than canon for reasons.
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- Part 1 of SYSTEM hits save AUs
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- English
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- 6/6
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28 Jun 2024
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filled from the heart to the lips with love by jezebel_rising for Eovin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Aug 2019
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For the puppy dog eyes trope posted by Eovin! Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua get a litttttle more than they expected after a night of drinking and giggling and trading plans. In the end, though, Shen Qingqiu gets what he wants and Shang Qinghua finds a new weapon in his arsenal.
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- Part 2 of SQQ and SQH's Drunk Shenanigans
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27 Jun 2024
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speak your mind (not that much!) by nyoomerr
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 May 2022
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Before the investigation in Jinlan City, Shen Qingqiu is hit by a curse that forces him to speak his mind. Unfortunately, this means that the first thing he does when he sees Luo Binghe for the first time in three years is to tell Luo Binghe that he's grown up to be really quite pretty.
Luo Binghe, not sure what's going on but absolutely enjoying the ride, abandons all his plans immediately. He has new priorities now, including but not limited to:
- get his Shizun to call him 'pretty' again
- steal his Shizun away from his (probably in existence) harem
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27 Jun 2024
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That ‘Oh Shit’ Moment by LiterallyThePresident
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 May 2020
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“If anything ever happened to Luo Binghe, I would kill everyone on this mountain and then myself.” Shen Qingqiu laughed, the declaration warming Binghe’s heart and unsettling the others in attendance, “But at least he’ll never make me deal with crackheads in the sewers. At least I hope no-“ The words died in his throat when he looked up and realized that they were not alone.
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26 Jun 2024
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Nested Expectations by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 May 2024
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"System," Shen Qingqiu thought furiously while smiling at Yue Qingyuan and nodding along to whatever nonsense the man was saying. "What. The. Fuck."
[Can User be more specific? This System is here to assist ✧٩(•́⌄•́๑)و ✧]
"What is going on between my legs?!!!"
The detailed anatomical diagram that popped up in front of him made Shen Qingqiu choke.
"Shidi? Are you alright?" Yue Qingyuan was peering at him with concern. "I can get Mu-shidi if-"
"I'm fine," Shen Qingqiu gasped, still coughing.
Shen Qingqiu was not fine. "System, what the hell am I looking at?"
[In the book Proud Immortal Demon's Way, there are secondary genders! People are either-]
"I read the book! I know all that! What I don't know is why I'm looking at omega anatomy. Shen Qingqiu was a beta!"
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25 Jun 2024
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Sweet Dreams Are Made of This by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Feb 2024
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It wasn’t gay for Shen Qingqiu to dream about being fucked by a man. Anyone—even the straightest of men, which Shen Qingqiu was—would have dreamt the same thing after seeing Binghe again after all those years of separation. It was only natural!
Binghe was taller now, with wider shoulders and a chiseled jaw and a deeper voice that had gone straight to Shen Qingqiu’s gut when he’d heard it. Was it so surprising that all this new sensory knowledge would combine with Shen Qingqiu’s extensive knowledge of BL tropes—courtesy of his sister’s novel collection—and cause his subconscious mind to produce a naked, horny Binghe? And what was more natural for a naked, horny Binghe to do than to start having sex with whatever person was closest?
In this case, the closest person had been Shen Qingqiu. Dreams were funny like that, sometimes.
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- 5/5
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13 May 2024
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I'll ask polite if the devil needs a ride by pastrysexual
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
23 Mar 2024
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Chu Wanning runs away from the angel realm looking for trouble.
Trouble finds him, in the form of Mo Ran.
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13 Apr 2024
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The Best Way To Open Up a Stubborn Jar by AcrossThePage (this_vulnerable_one)
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
15 Jan 2024
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Mo Ran dares to open a jar that Chu Wanning can’t get unstuck. As a result, Chu Wanning counters with the only rational action he can conceive: he becomes obsessed with engineering a jar-opening mechanism to ensure that, in the future, he can beat Mo Ran at opening jars every time.
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06 Apr 2024
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When You Give Me A Sign: A Tale of Two Doggos And Their Attachment Issues by AcrossThePage (this_vulnerable_one), caffeinatedshoe, cloppertarts, frostgremlin, junemys27, Prommethium, Skilliard, VioletDallas
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
07 Nov 2023
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Mo Ran's dog, Tata, has run away. He's posted Lost Dog signs everywhere to try to find him. Lucky for him (and Tata), Chu Wanning has found the missing dog and gets caught up in the dedicated affection from both dog and owner.
A collaborated piece done in the style of a Telephone Game to mark the end of the 2023 Erha Reverse Bang!
Artists (in order of appearance):
tartxianjun/cloppertarts
caffeinatedshoe
beltran_sadie
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06 Apr 2024
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all I want (is a little of the good life) by pastrysexual
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
04 Feb 2024
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Mo Ran lived a pretty sweet life. Good job, good friends, good boyfriend.
The only problem? Keeping his nosy cousin from sniffing around his relationship is harder than it seems.
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03 Apr 2024