KingOfCarrotFlowers



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    Jayce touches Viktor all the time. Viktor carefully catalogues all the touches Jayce gives him.

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    Steve blurts, “I want your sperm.”

    The words echo off of the bathroom tile and Eddie is as still as a statue. Nobody moves. Steve feels the mortification rising swiftly like water in a well and he wishes that he could drown in it. It doesn't let him, gathering in his chest and his cheeks and making his entire being tremble with its scope and scale.

    Eddie’s quiet for probably ten solid seconds, his face utterly blank and impassive as he processes this statement.

    Then he shrugs and starts undoing his belt.

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    25 Sep 2024

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    Aziraphale susses out Crowley's pre-Fall identity, as the Archangel Raphael. With this, he must rethink everything he thought he knew about the last six thousand years, about his own identity and his friend's, and even the Ineffable Plan. There is a fight, expressions of fear and hurt, reconciliation, yearning and confusion, and the sorts of questions that by all rights should cause an angel to Fall.

    Also, at one point, Crowley admits he once lied about breeding rats for demonic ends.

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    13 Sep 2024

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    Rumors around Hawkins said Eddie was a Satan worshipper. The irony didn't escape him. But why would he bow down to another demon when he could shred these brainless sheep to pieces himself? He didn't, for his uncle, for Corroded Coffin, for Hellfire Club. He successfully lived his life pretending his soul hasn't been sold to the devil.
    Until something more powerful than him rose Chrissy Cunninhgam into the air.

    (Eddie shifts to fight off the demobats and Steve is into it.)

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    23 Jul 2024