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Recent works

Home Alone 69: Kevin's Solo Night with The Grinch by Kenlestations

Fandoms: Home Alone (Movies), How the Grinch Stole Christmas! - Dr. Seuss, How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
30 Dec 2024
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Summary

The Grinch, famous for stealing Christmas, aroused the interest of the Wet Bandits, Harry and Marv. They urge him to commit robbery against the McCallisters. Sounds simple enough, right? WRONG! Little did The Grinch know that the house was under surveillance by a sick bastard. Kevin McCallister guards the property and is obsessed with Dominatrix! Come along as we explore an innocent holiday heist transforms into holiday tryst.

Series
- Part 3 of Christmas Grindings
Language:

English

Words:

4,789

Chapters:

4/4

Comments:

6

Kudos:

26

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

1,559
Sphincter Wonderland: Christmas Gone Sexual by Kenlestations

Fandoms: How the Grinch Stole Christmas! - Dr. Seuss, Rise of the Guardians (2012), Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer - All Media Types, Elf (2003), Frosty the Snowman - All Media Types, Krampus (2015), A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens, The Polar Express (2004), Alvin and the Chipmunks - All Media Types
17 Dec 2024
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Summary

The Grinch’s holiday hatred left a gaping hole in his "heart", and now he’s finally ready to make a change. Fortunately, a parade of cheerful Christmas icons is eager to fill that void. Too bad they all want to do it at the same time—and let’s just say the Grinch isn’t exactly loose and stretchy enough to take it all in.

Series
- Part 4 of Christmas Grindings
Language:

English

Words:

630

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

3

Kudos:

5

Hits:

271
Oompa Lipa: Dua Lipa x Oompa Loompas by Kenlestations

Fandoms: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - All Media Types, Real Person Fiction, Wonka (2023), Dua Lipa (Musician), Ed Edd n Eddy, Alvin and the Chipmunks - All Media Types
03 Dec 2024
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Summary

Dua Lipa must drop a new song, but she needs ghostwriters to do the writing for her. The Oompa Loompas are perfect for the job, but they also want something in return. Can you guess what it is? If you guessed, SEX, then what the fuck's wrong with you.

Language:

English

Words:

3,333

Chapters:

2/2

Comments:

3

Kudos:

3

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

804
Ohana Bin Laden: A Lilo and Stitch Smut by Kenlestations

Fandoms: Lilo & Stitch (Disney Animated Movies), Real Person Fiction, Lilo & Stitch: The Series (Cartoon)
09 Oct 2024
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Summary

Osama bin Laden plans to make a wife outta Lilo. Meanwhile, Stitch wasn't having any of that and plans to combat Islam and end war on terror the only way he knows how: homosexuality.

Language:

English

Words:

2,329

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

3

Kudos:

2

Hits:

193
Pleasure Silhouette: Peter Pan Fucks His Own Shadow by Kenlestations

Fandoms: Peter Pan & Related Fandoms, Peter Pan (Disney Animated Movies)
10 Jul 2024
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Summary

Contrary to popular belief, Peter Pan didn't lose his shadow; he lost his virginity to his shadow. There's a BIG difference.

Language:

English

Words:

2,777

Chapters:

2/2

Comments:

1

Kudos:

7

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

986

Recent series

Christmas Grindings by Kenlestations

Fandom: A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens, Alvin and the Chipmunks - All Media Types, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse), DCU (Comics), Elf (2003), Frosty the Snowman - All Media Types, Home Alone (Movies), How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), How the Grinch Stole Christmas (Cartoon 1966), How the Grinch Stole Christmas! - Dr. Seuss, Justice League - All Media Types, Krampus (2015), Rise of the Guardians (2012), Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer - All Media Types, Santa Clause (Movies), The Flash (TV 2014), The Flash - All Media Types, The Polar Express (2004)
30 Dec 2024
Summary

If you desire stories that involve Christmas Tidings and Grindings, then this series is for you! This'll guarantee to make your gay bells jingling, ring ting tingling too!

Words:

11,630

Works:

4
One Shot Delicacies by Kenlestations

Fandom: DC Animated Universe (Timmverse), DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies, Man vs. Wild (TV), McDonaldland, Monster House (2006), Peter Pan & Related Fandoms, Peter Pan (1953), Pillsbury Company "Pillsbury Doughboy" Commercials, Pinocchio (1940), Popeye - All Media Types, Rise of the Guardians (2012), Scooby Doo - All Media Types, Smiling Friends (Cartoon 2020), Space Jam (Movies), The Flash (TV 2014), The Flash - All Media Types, The Lorax (2012), The Lorax - Dr. Seuss, The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald (Cartoon), Toy Story (Movies), Velma (Cartoon 2023)
23 Jan 2023
Summary

Single-chaptered wonders for your quick nut convenience. Happy Masturbating.

Words:

15,115

Works:

10

Bookmarks:

1

Recent bookmarks

Public Bookmark 1
Reader x Norm of the North by Hitlertheduck

Fandoms: Norm of the North (Movies)
06 Oct 2024
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Summary

You are minding your own business, but your entire life changes when you meet a polar bear named Norm. If you read this fic in its entirety, you will be possessed by the spirit of Rob Schneider.

Language:

English

Words:

916

Chapters:

1/1

Kudos:

4

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

15

Bookmarked by Kenlestations

12 Oct 2024
Public Bookmark 2
Kim Jong Un the Hedgehog by Hitlertheduck

Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - Fandom
11 Dec 2023
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Kim Jong Un x Knuckles
Summary

Kim Jong Un is playing Sonic the Hedgehog when he is sucked in and has to survive the world of his favorite game series. I lost my arms and legs in the war while writing this, so I had to type the rest of it with my nose.

Language:

English

Words:

1,372

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

12

Kudos:

15

Bookmarks:

2

Hits:

200
Bookmarked by Kenlestations

03 Feb 2024
Public Bookmark 1
All In A Rat's Night: Tony Banks x Stuart Little by ModelManfortheGravel

Fandoms: Stuart Little (Movies), Genesis (Band)
28 Sep 2022
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Summary

This one goes out to my main man, Kenlestations.

im sorry

Language:

English

Words:

825

Chapters:

1/1

Kudos:

6

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

234

Bookmarked by Kenlestations

30 Mar 2023
Public Bookmark 19
My Brother In Christ by yourfauxentropy

Fandoms: Christian Bible, Christian Bible (New Testament), Jesus Christ Superstar - All Media Types, VeggieTales
16 May 2022
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Summary

Jesus is just preparing party decorations for Easter celebrations in his apartment, when he accidentally slips and gets stuck on the cross!
Hearing the commotion, his roommate Larry the cucumber exits the shower to assist. As per Jesus' request, Larry has to stick his 'brother' in Christ to help him get free of the cross.

Series
- Part 3 of My Sins
Language:

English

Words:

3,075

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

119

Kudos:

154

Bookmarks:

19

Hits:

3,309
Bookmarked by Kenlestations

25 Mar 2023
Public Bookmark 2
HOTTEST SPONGEBOB FANFIC EVER MADE!!! (NOT CLICKBAIT) by orphan_account

Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon)
26 Aug 2022
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Summary

Idfk anymore

Language:

English

Words:

1,184

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

7

Kudos:

11

Bookmarks:

2

Hits:

1,450
Bookmarked by Kenlestations

17 Sep 2022

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