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Salud, Gesundheit, and Blessings Be Upon You, May the Dark Lord Consume You by lucky_spike
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Dec 2019
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Or: 5 times Aziraphale accidentally blessed Crowley, 1 time when it went really sideways.
Inspired by the Ace Omens Discord server, this is an entirely self-indulgent piece of comedy that I hope someone else will enjoy.
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After the first incident, Aziraphale is always very, very careful to make sure he knows who he is blessing after a sneeze. He looks around, surveys the scene, and then, only when he is sure that it’s a human or another angel or just not Crawly, does he say ‘Bless you’. Of course, aside from the time on the Ark, it’s never Crawly, and after a while the habit starts to die away. He forgets sometimes, and it’s always fine, until one day he hears a sneeze, automatically blesses the person, and hears a whine.
He does not swear. Instead, he turns around, sheepish, and sees one very annoyed and very seared-looking demon.
“Oh,” he says, over the bustle of the surrounding market.
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