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    In which Anathema can't go back to America for one of her favourite holidays, Aziraphale offers to host a dinner, and Crowley confronts the mortifying ordeal of being a demon on a day dedicated to giving thanks.

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    08 Jan 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is every kind of sweet and soppy and charming - with just a little bite, for leavening.

  2. Rec 61

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    Aziraphale doesn’t mean to meddle, per se, but he hears things.

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    Every legend has a beginning.

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    25 Dec 2024

  3. Rec 83

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    It's an unremarkable day.

    John has a date. Sherlock has a case.

    And both Mycroft and Rosie have just been shoved into the boot of a car.

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    27 Nov 2024

  4. Rec 11

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    He stood on the sand, a vertical line of black outlined against the grey sky, looking down at a piece of toast.

    Based on the Kelly Lee Owens music video "Corner of My Sky" featuring John Cale and Michael Sheen.

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    25 Nov 2024

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    It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man in possession of a large amount of yarn will be assumed to be a knitter.

    It is a truth universally acknowledged among crocheters that this is annoying as hell.

    In his many years crocheting, Aziraphale has never been one to let that assumption stand. But faced with an opportunity to join a knitting group run by a very sweet new shop owner, he decides to play along. Even if it means he has to pretend he wants to learn how to knit. Even if it means he has to hide his skill with a crochet hook.

    It’ll be worth it to get to know Crowley better. Probably. Hopefully.

    (It will.)

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    30 Oct 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Aziraphale Crowley YARN!! What more could anyone want?

  6. Rec 10

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    After a long hiatus, Crowley badgers Aziraphale to go on a road trip with him. But it's more a quest than a road trip, and both Crowley and Aziraphale may be getting into more than they bargained for. Bentley POV.

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    24 Oct 2024

  7. Rec 14

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    Someone was looking for fics in which Aziraphale saves Crowley from a silly, non-angsty, "Bastille-esque" situation. It was NOT intended as a PROMPT... but this happened anyway.

    Look, lion cubs are adorable, but they have moms. Really dangerous moms. And lion moms don't like strange creatures playing with their cubs. And if you've been on Earth for 1,800 years already, you should really, REALLY know that.

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    14 Oct 2024

  8. Rec 26

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    Crowley glanced at him and immediately looked away, his upper lip curling into a sneer.

    But Aziraphale had expected that. “Crowley—”

    “That’s not me,” he spat.

    Aziraphale hadn’t expected that. “...What?”

    “That’s. Not. Me,” the former demon repeated, grinding the words out. “I’m not Crowley. Not anymore.”

    “...I see,” Aziraphale said. “May I ask what you are calling yourself now?”

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    13 Oct 2024

  9. Rec 34

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    This was supposed to be a brief history of the umbrella, Ineffable style. It was also supposed to be pure fluff.

    I have no idea how that 1941 post-church scene got into the history of the umbrella. I swear it's not my fault.

    Mild CW for indirect references to mustard gas, panic attacks, and the Holocaust, but I promise this is MOSTLY happy, and it should leave you feeling warm and fuzzy.


    By the time Crawley became Crowley, he had a collection of objects he had made by hand, in times and places all over the world, all with the hope of someday pretending it was his wing that he was holding over Aziraphale. He hadn’t been able to do so with any of them, but that was hardly going to stop him from trying.

    Crowley’s Roman parasol eventually joined the rest of his collection of Things Intended to Give Aziraphale Shelter, Which Have Never Done Their Job. It was a very impressive collection.

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    13 Oct 2024

  10. Rec 8

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    When you get so frustrated with autocorrect that you take the spasticity of "of you can't beat 'em, join 'em," and it turns into a fog.

    CW: BETA READ BY AUTOCORRECT. All errors are NOT my own. Price with Cairo.

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    12 Oct 2024

  11. Rec 38

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    It's never too late for a lockdown fic, right?

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    “So look, I… my, uh—my—alcohol supply is, mm… lower than I’d like it to be. And if you’re—missing ingredients, for any of your cakes, I mean… Well there’s no reason both of us should have to go to the shops, yeah? I mean you’d have to walk there, anyway, and I at least have the car. So. I was thinking. If—y’know, if there’s anything that you’re out of—or, running low on, or might run low on, just… tell me what it is, and I can stop by and—drop it off at the shop for you.” And then he very quietly mumbled something that may have sounded a little like, “And not leave.”

    Oh! “What was that last bit, dear?”

    “Nothing!” Crowley said quickly. “No, just, if—I could drop off whatever you need, and leave right away. Stay two meters apart the whole time. Nothing wrong with that, yeah? And then there’s one less person—out and about, than there would’ve been. So if you think about it, it's the socially responsible thing to do, innit?”

    Crowley always found a way to circle in closer.

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    12 Oct 2024

  12. Rec 28

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    How the angel Aziraphale, when he finally came hunting for his husband, found him on his knees, weeding Miss Marple's garden

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    08 Oct 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is simply a Truth You Can Rely On. It happened. Fact.

  13. Rec 56

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    In which Aziraphale waits for Crowley in the woods.

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    07 Oct 2024

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    03 Oct 2024

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    At the height of the Roman Empire's power, Crowley meets Aziraphale for lunch in Pompeii. He's eager to share some of the famed street food the city has to offer, but the ash falling from the mountain to the North is steadily growing thicker.

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    01 Oct 2024

  16. Rec 75

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    In which Aziraphale attempts to find some meaning in the tragedy of the Great Flood, while caring for an exhausted Crawly.

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    30 Sep 2024

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    “You’re staring.”

    “Oh dear,” says Aziraphale, completely unapologetic. “How rude of me.”

    Crowley begins to smile something slow, bright, and lovely, but he schools it with a bite to his lower lip. Aziraphale thinks of the way he looked two millennia ago, pressed up against the wall with Aziraphale's blessing healing his wounds, the only demon to experience divine ecstasy and live to tell the tale. How Aziraphale's hands itch to do it again, and again, and again. Crowley opens his mouth as if to say something, but then stops and spins around instead to go back to stirring the curry.

    “Shut up,” he says to the stove, flustered.

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    29 Sep 2024

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    Post-season-two. Crowley's moping, Aziraphale wants to fix things, and turns out, there's enough blame to go around.

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    “You’re being ridiculous.”

    Crowley very nearly falls over.

    Like, actually. He very nearly loses balance for no reason at all and tumbles to the sidewalk next to his car. He’s been playing Aziraphale’s voice in his head for weeks, he’s been trying very hard to drown out the sound of it, in fact, and now suddenly, abruptly—

    “What are you doing here,” is all he can think to say. He whirls around, and there he is. On Crowley’s right, standing there like he’d never left. Where he belongs, Crowley’s mind helpfully supplies. He wishes he could punch himself in the brain, knock the thoughts right on out of there.

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    29 Sep 2024

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    An angel and a demon are in the Garden of Eden. They don't have much in common save for two facts; first, they are, neither of them, particularly good at their jobs, and second, they happen to be two of the most anxious beings to ever grace Creation.

    Somehow, they make it work.

    [On the darker side, explores themes of anxiety, self-loathing, emotional repression, disordered thinking, and emotional neglect. But, also; families of blood and choice, adoption, emotional fulfillment, unconditional love, coming of age, and accepting (if not learning to love) yourself as you are]

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    28 Sep 2024

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    A plant grows, a plant dies, Aziraphale takes a wrong turn, and a few truths are revealed. The first of which is this; painful truths cannot be buried for they will sprout and flourish while one is busy having lunch and raising supposed devil-spawn. From this, each of our heroes takes a single lesson; Aziraphale learns that it is better to never bury truth in the first place and Crowley learns the altogether less palatable lesson that truths should be mulched into nothingness when one has the chance, lest they regrow.

    I will leave it up to you, dear reader, to decide who is correct.

    (aka: post-Apocalypse Crowley finally deals with the issues he's been ignoring for the last 6000 years)

    (note: chapter 12 is a sfw image)

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    28 Sep 2024

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