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I will be your hands, I will be your eyes by JulianHartley
Fandoms: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater
21 Nov 2024
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As the doctor leaves and Declan begins to cry, it occurs to Ronan how serious the situation is. And it is not the coma itself that is the worst for the man. Worst of all is the thought that he was to remain in this state, maybe for decades, trapped solely with his own thoughts, powerless, unable even to turn off his last sense, which after a while could prove to be a curse. For a dreamless sleep he could endure, but not the purgatory he is currently in.
OR: Five conversations Ronan heard in his comatose state and one in which he was finally able to participate.
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Professor Parrish, futue te ipsi (tamquam alter idem) by JulianHartley
Fandoms: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater
10 Oct 2024
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Everyone knows that physics teacher Adam Parrish's biggest nemesis is art teacher Ronan Lynch and vice versa.
But when the teachers worry that their arguments are starting to become more and more intractable and dangerous, the students start coming up with the strangest theories about how Parrish and Lynch are secretly dating, and that fights and pranks are their weird flirting method.
And well... they're right.
Or: The five times Lynch and Parrish argued in the presence of students and the one time the headmistress finally called them in for a disciplinary interview.
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At twilight your lover comes to your room by JulianHartley
Fandoms: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater
01 Oct 2024
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Adam is regularly fucking his friend, Ronan Lynch. No strings attached, just easy pleasure.
Ronan is making lov... *fucking with Adam Parrish. He would sell his soul to the devil to make this man love him.Or: Ronan and Adam are fuck buddies. When Adam is completely fine with this arrangement, Ronan catches feelings.
And then Adam's flat is flooded and he has to stay at Ronan's. -
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Adam and Greywaren are matched on Tinder.
At the same time, Adam, who works at Declan Lynch's company, meets his insufferable brother, who becomes a nuisance from the first meeting.OR: Enemies at work, lovers at Tinder
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“Parrish, don't make me beg,” Ronan whispers, and his hands go back to around Adam's hips. “You wanted to go inside, we're inside. You didn't want anyone to see us, and no one will see us. Don't tell me you got engaged to a farmer and at the same time didn't have a fantasy of taking me in the hay.”
OR: Adam and Ronan decide to take advantage of the cool weather and work in the garden. Ronan has no chill about Adam in a flannel shirt. They fuck about it in the barn.
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Adam and Ronan matched in the strangest possible way. The romance between a pathologist and a funeral home owner sounds a bit like a strange Halloween romantic comedy, although no one is laughing.
OR: Ronan can't deal with his sexual orientation because of his trauma and catholic guilt. Adam does everything to help him forget the demons of his past.
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- English
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- Chapters:
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- Kudos:
- 21
- Hits:
- 482
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Henry's cat dies so the whole gang is invited to a bizarre funeral.
Gansey tries to manhandle the situation, Noah is worried, Blue most of the time doesn't know what's going on, and Ronan is pissed, because he was supposed to spend the evening with Adam, not at cat's funeral.
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"Adam looks at Ronan, which is enough of a response and encouragement. Ronan's foot begins to wander upward, along Adam's calf, all the way to his thigh. Parrish, barring a quick glance in his lover's direction, doesn't give a hint that something is going on under the table. He continues talking and smoking the cigarette he has been tiring of for a long time. Ronan decides that the moment when the smoke settles in Adam's lungs is the perfect opportunity to move on."
OR: Adam takes Ronan to one of the lawyer's social gatherings. Ronan can't help tormenting Adam under the table, which leads to a quickie in the restroom.
ALSO: Adam has a mustache and Ronan has no chill about it. -
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"Help, shit, you have to help me, I think I'm dying," the man continues to panic, shifting all his weight onto the desk he is leaning against.
"Name?" the woman asks, scrutinizes him with her eyes.
"Lynch."
"Lynch?" the woman asks to be sure, writing something down on the computer. "Like Doctor..."
"Like Adam Parrish-Lynch, yes. He's my husband. Can you help me, or do you need my brothers' names for the family tree?" the irritated man replies.OR: Ronan thinks he's dying, so he visits Adam at the hospital.
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"You could have at least cleaned up in here," Parrish says, leaning against the car door.
"Are you my mechanic or my date? I didn't know your service included a hook-up in the back seat, I would have used floss then."OR: Adam is a mechanic. Ronan is an annoying client.
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"Ro, love, did you..." he begins, then takes a deep breath. "Did you try to hurt yourself?"
Ronan doesn't answer and avoids Adam's gaze.
OR: Adam fell in love with his best friend, a man, suffering from depression since his parents' death. Sometimes things are better, sometimes the days are sad and difficult. But Adam didn't think that any of the events in Ronan's life would lead him to a radical, heartbreaking decision once again.
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Adam finds an injured pigeon, but Ronan is on the other side of town, his BMW is at the mechanic's and he can't get there in time.
He hijacks the bus (a bit) to help his fiancé save the bird.
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- English
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- 1,784
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 29
- Hits:
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"Good morning, what can I get you?" asks Adam somewhat automatically, without looking up from his computer.
"Um, I'll have a packet of condoms, please," mumbles the blushing man, and Christ, who still buys condoms in a pharmacy in the age of Tesco? And why is this man blushing like a virgin? He doesn't look like one.
"Size?" queries Adam.
Sure, he might as well have assumed the man was an average size, but he couldn't help tormenting the poor guy.
OR: When Ronan walked into Adam's pharmacy, the man didn't expect him to become a regular customer who buys huge amounts of condoms almost every day. The blush on Ronan's face doesn't indicate that he met a sex demon, but Adam begins to suspect that Ronan Lynch is hiding something.
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Ronan prayed exactly as he existed: chaotically, quickly, thoughtlessly. He spit out words of prayer just like curses, making them sound dirty, even if his intentions were sincere. The only exceptions to the prayer were the big requests: what he couldn't get out of his own dreams, so he had to ask God. Then the middle brother would go alone to the Church of St. Agnes, kneel in the first pew from the altar and lay his head on one of the benches so that he could collect his thoughts. He would then pray fervently, saying a word that he almost never used: please, please, please.
OR: Five times Ronan has prayed and one time he didn't have to
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Blackbeard's Kitchen, Burns and Tears, S17 Ep17: Kissing Another by JulianHartley
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
12 Jan 2024
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"Howdy, boulangers and pastry chefs, welcome to my kitchen for the next episode of Blackbeard's Kitchen, Burns and Tears, my name is Ed Teach and like every week let's cook up a little disaster. Today there will be no sweet desserts for two or ideas for a quick dinner for a first date. Instead, we're going to do a little misfire that will patch up the hole in your heart when it turns out your partner is a bloody cheater. A perfectly one-person dish, to be eaten on the sofa while you cry your eyes out watching "Love, Actually" for another day in a row. Ladies, gentlemen, others, let's prepare a pudding called Kissing Another."
OR: Ed has his own culinary TV show. When he thinks Stede has cheated on him, he throws all his anger and sadness into the dessert, laced with metaphors about heartbreak.
What he doesn't know is that Stede hasn't cheated on him at all, and Lucius, that fucking gossiper, has hatched a plan.
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- Part 32 of Gentlebeard across the (alternate) universes
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Henry planted roses in Stede's chest, blue-eyed Sam left behind cornflowers, Charles was Stede's lily of the valley, and Thomas planted sunflowers. Usually, however, syrup and a visit to the doctor were enough to weed the flowers out of the blond man's body.
But when a leather-clad Edward Teach appeared on the horizon, planting water lilies under the blond's skin, Stede already knew that this love affair with hanahaki would be his last.
OR: Hanahaki AU
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Thursday's drawing exercises at the Academy of Fine Arts were a bit stressful for the whole group. The second year presented them with several challenges: first exhibitions, large formats and, above all, the obligatory nude.
"What position do you want me?" asks Ed, not taking his eyes off the blond man. In fact, Stede is more than certain that this question - ostensibly about the pose in which the model is to remain still - was not spoken in this context at all.
OR: Stede is a painter and Ed poses in the nude. Obviously this fucker intends to torment the blond man to death.
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- Part 33 of Gentlebeard across the (alternate) universes
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Too Old to Rock 'n' Roll, Too Young to Die by JulianHartley
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
24 Nov 2023
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"You weren't supposed to be here."
"Hm?"
"Please, can you go from here?"Ed finally stops pretending he doesn't know why Stede is standing at the edge. After all, it's obvious that no one in their right mind goes out to smoke on the roof in the middle of the night. Especially barefoot, standing millimeters from the edge.
"I'm sorry, mate. I am a witness. It's my duty to save your ass and get you out of here."
"No, Ed, you don't understand. I am a plague. I destroy everything in my path; my company, my family, even myself. You need to get out of here and let me finish what I started."OR: Ed finds Stede standing on the roof of a housetown. They convince each other that they are not at all too old to rock'n'roll, but they are certainly too young to die.
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- Part 7 of Gentlebeard across the (alternate) universes
- Part 2 of Songs-inspired OMFD fics
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Flirt 101: how to NOT hit on a fisherman by JulianHartley
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
24 Nov 2023
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Ed loves fishing at dawn: the silence around the river, the gentle mist and the coolness of the air.
Until the day when, instead of a trout, his hook becomes entangled with the golden hair of a lunatic, who has decided to end his life by drowning in the shallows.
OR: Silly (not-so)-suicider Stede disturbs fisherman Ed.
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- Part 31 of Gentlebeard across the (alternate) universes
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To the Neighbours on the fourth floor- by JulianHartley
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
17 Nov 2023
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Stede and Ed have quite loud sex.
The next day, a new card hung on the stairwell, on a notice board somewhere between the rubbish collection schedule and a brochure announcing the ban on feeding pigeons.
TO THE NEIGHBOURS ON THE FOURTH FLOOR -
I very, VERY kindly ask you to move your bed away from the wall. Thank you.
Underneath, in much smaller letters, the said neighbour, with the precision of a calligrapher, took the liberty of writing in blue ink with gold flecks:
Actually, it's a dresser :)
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- Part 30 of Gentlebeard across the (alternate) universes