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  1. Public Bookmark 50

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    “I’m very mature,” Chip protested. “This is just like the work I’ve already been doing, except it’ll be further away and they’ll pay my room and board on top of the consulting fees.”

    “And there could be evil robots lurking around waiting for a chance to shoot at your workplace,” his mom said, tartly.

    “I really think you’re focusing too much on the evil robots.”

    Or: Chip Chase gets a job, makes some friends, and conducts an ongoing cost/benefit analysis on continuing to engage with the human race. Y'know, normal teen stuff.

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    10 Dec 2024

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    Soundwave expected that if he escaped deactivation, his “rehabilitation” would include being made to work for the new Cybertronian government. He didn’t expect they’d put him to work in disaster relief.

    Or rather, disaster prevention.

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    10 Dec 2024

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    “Don’t let this become one of the occasions you get excessively clever, Swindle," Megatron said. "My patience for the current situation is highly limited.”

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    09 Dec 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 92

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    Ratchet, concerned for Optimus's difficulty in accepting the Decepticon-Autobot truce, offers Megatron 500 worthless Shanix to take him out on a date. Soundwave, freshly in charge of Autobot servers with their critical information wiped, agrees to use the data that remains to assist his leader in seducing Optimus Prime into giving them information on Autobot defenses

    Day 7: Vulnerability/Acceptance
    and my prompt: romcom movie plot

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    06 Dec 2024

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    Jazz knows what happens to princes who lose wars. He's prepared for all kinds of horrible things to happen once he agrees to be conjunxed to someone he'd thought was his friend, when he was young and stupid.

    Too bad Prowl seems bent on playing the waiting game, because staying braced to take a hit that never comes is exhausting.

     

    “So, Lieutenant General Prowl. Is this an offer?”
    Prowl’s wings tilted up. “If you want it to be. Yes.”
    “Then I accept your suit, on my honor as Prince of Staniz and Polyhex.” Jazz stared Prowl down, already making plans. “If you don’t mind, my lord, I’d appreciate you letting your Prime know before my brother makes any unfortunate choices."

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    03 Dec 2024