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Maybe In Time (you'll want to be mine) by YourAverageBystander
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
04 Feb 2024
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“Maya… what on Earth are you talking about?”
“Well, a time loop is very tricky. It’s fate’s way of telling you that you fucked up so royally that you needed divine intervention to fix it.”
“Great. What did I fuck up? And why do you know so much about time loops? They’re not real.”
“I don’t know what you fucked up, that’s what we’ve gotta find out. And the sooner the better. And of course they’re real, you’re in one! You gotta go through the day again and fix the mistake. Maybe you said something really awkward to someone and fate is throwing you a bone. Or maybe granny was actually a serial murderer and you saving her will cause a triple homicide in the future.”
“Interesting theories,” Phoenix nodded, but felt a little better. He could work with this. Just make little tweaks until everything fixed itself. Bluff his way through a time loop. Very on-brand.
aka: Phoenix's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad, 2,400 hour day.
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31 May 2024
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“So,” Sasha interrupted. “Boys, what do you think of our new boss?” She leaned back in her seat and kicked her feet up on Tim’s legs. Tim immediately set to work tying her shoelaces together.
“He’s got a major stick up his ass,” Tim said as he knotted Sasha’s boots together, “but hey, as long as he doesn’t make us do team-building exercises, I’m fine!”
Martin thought many things about the new Head Archivist, but he was reluctant to say any of them aloud. He stared into his tea, transfixed by the memory of Jon’s voice as he scolded Martin over using pencil instead of pen on official documents. The way Jon said his name…
“I desire him carnally.”- - -
Martin accidentally lets his coworkers know his honest feelings about their new boss.
(Part of my Season 1 Wingmen AU, where Tim and Sasha decide that it is their mission to get Jon and Martin together.)
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- Part 1 of Wingmen
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26 Oct 2023
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Cowboys are Frequently, Secretly Fond of Each Other by ominousflags
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
18 Nov 2023
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After their disastrous meeting in St. James Park in 1862, Crowley flees to America to busy himself with the war, while Aziraphale sits and stews in London. Until, that it is, he receives an assignment to monitor the progress of the new Transatlantic Railroad on the Californian border. He is relieved to find Crowley there already, but the darker side of American expansion threatens to undo everything Aziraphale believes in.
OR: Neil said Crowley and Aziraphale in the Wild West.
Cowboys, baby.Bookmarked by Jelhazzze
19 Sep 2023
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A Perfectly Reasonable, Meticulously Planned, Not-at-all Nonsensical Undercover Mission. (Really) by inky_quilled_dragon
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
06 Jul 2023
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Honestly, the universe must really hate it's defenders.
No, dropping them three years into the future when everyone thinks they're dead wasn't enough. No, Pidge getting beat up (extremely mildly) and then invoking the parental distress of every single person she's now stuck with for the next year wasn't enough. No, the general reality of the shitstorm that is the past few months (years) wasn't enough.
And of course, No, Pidge ending up as the only one left--after a galra raid manages to imprison legitimately everyone currently on their intergalactic roadtrip--because she went to go get fucking tree sap isn't going to be enough either.
Le oof. Le sigh.
So really, there's only one thing for Pidge to do here.
She's about to go all Taken on these fuckers.
And she's gonna do it in the most chaotic way possible.
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29 May 2022
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This is my first Voltron fic after the trauma that was participating in the original fandom….. I’m only doing this for you.
Creepy Crowley rises from the waste and desolation that is the voltron fandom and declares Klance is canon king once more to any poor vagrants who managed to survive the downfall.